Slovakia

Don't go there, Gypsies are hunting tourists and eating them. Thats why you don't hear much about this place, noone returns home. And those who somehow menage to slip past flesh eating cygans, your phone, camera and everything would be stolen by gangs of gyplets. If you tell someone about canibalistic gypsies and their disfigured, limb-less, addicted to heroin offspring, people would think you gone mad.

Best country fuck Magyars, gypsy car thieves and atheist Česky pes!

We will ride our sheep to conquer rightful Slovak clay!

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nevermind
they also surrendered to the eu

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Actually this. Please visit Germany instead.

gypsies

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If you go to South Slovakia or East this will happen but if you are in mountain or Capital you are safe unless Hungarians are about.

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How can people live like this?

That place is actually hotel resort for western tourists.

Good question, what DOES happen Slovakia?

Slovakia just seems to exist, and that's about it.

Ah, explains the dirt and trash then.
>fucking german and uk tourists are the worst

This but unironically. They always get drunk early in morning and lately there was incident where group of uk tourists (skin was white desu) beat up waiter because he was so brave enough to tell them to be more quiet. Anglo monkeys are even worse than niggers honestly and they are hated here with passion.

people don't live there, gypsies do

Some slovak guy made first functional parachute ehm and thats all I can list about my country.
lot of commies tho
and we are only one true slavs

We do not suck German culture like Czech, capital is only 60km from Wien so is full of day trip tourist cucks. Other than that we have best culture and language, also hockey, tatratea, sheep milk and hotsprings.

Best country still.

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I agree drunkars who behave like retards...

No respect for anything.. including their own country i guess

basically czech republic light, everything youd expect of a shit version without the sugar

>uses the euro
>more gypsies
>overall more eastern ie. poorer and less developed

overall its still better than anything west of us, but they are just the cheap knockoff version of our glorious republic

I'd say biggest difference would be religion. Czechs are more atheist country, here it's often roman-catholic land and on east some orthodoxy.

>eset
>some flying shitty car
>beautiful whores
>no beer
>best language in the world, right after american english
>tatratea, borovička
lmao how delusional pepiqs are

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nobody gives a fuck about religion, grow up
>natsoc flag
>calling others delusional
lul

>no beer
Urpiner?

Nothing. Just a place full of people that claim to like their country while they all slowly move to Czech Republic

based

Exactly. Just exist, which is why we leave it alone my weinerschnitzel friend

but you used to be friends :(

Česká republika je ateista. Je to oveľa horšie.

Also your people are too angry, maybe is because shit pivo. Come brother, drink the tatratea.

Why are all Czechs Reddit neckbeard atheists?
You guys need to go back >>>r/atheism

>nobody gives a fuck about religion, grow up
only fat meth addicts and alcoholics do not care about religion..oh its again pepans
ceske kurvy make way better beer
/thread

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>le 1/239th slovak
go fuck yourself, we make jokes about people like you here

why do all mutts larp as religious people while the only religious doctrine they all follow is cirmumcision?

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Finally a common ground with Czech person.

OK retard.

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FPBP

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is it a good place to visit for a burger?

trips of truth

>anglos are still mad gypsies run away to UK
you are welcome

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>no beer
now that's a big fucking lie. there are many great beer companies in Slovakia, just stay away from the mainstream ones, they suck (like in every other country). the smaller the company the better the beer basically.

Opinion on your countries odd shape?

Grandparents all emigrated from there. I've visited and have relatives in the east. It's a very nice country. Seemed pretty normal, nice safe place to live

We are for the most part. I'm just stating the fact.

Heh, American trying to understand European issues.

t. Magyar
t. Czech faggot

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nothing
full of niggers pakis and gypsies
do not go there
fuck off we're full
just dont go there

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we really dont have minipivovars like you have
name some for me pls

t. uses google translate to speak slovak

at least if you'd be expat, you'd be seen as lesser shit but you are literally the lowest. I don't know if are more hated americans for warcrimes or because their larping as europeans.

a small ethnic minority that chimped the fuck out constantly when they were part of Czechoslovakia

>chimped the fuck out constantly when they were part of Czechoslovakia
merican education

Some gestalt for you
>meh country of small slav tribe
>not very rich, but not exactly dirt poor
>tensions with gypsies and big Magyar minority
>nothing really important is going on there. The country itself isnt very important

the good:
>cheap for visit
>beautiful nature
>good food
>beautiful women

the bad
>gypsies
>absolutely shit politicians that constantly drive country to the ground
>If you want to visit cities and not nature, anything outside capital is waste of time

yes meme flag nigger, when Czechia and Slovakia were one it was Czechoslovakia, then they split and you have the Czech Republic and Slovakia. Sorry that my choice of wording triggered you kid

>>not very rich, but not exactly dirt poor
lmao, czechia is very rich then
stfu nigger

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>writes total bullshit
>b-but it was just poor choice of words
lol k

Stolen any metal recently Miklos?
Poor Magyar mad that he can not afford top tier American education! Choď do piče.

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>this is best amerifarts can produce on 4shit
nice one nerd :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>Miklos
wow

and btw, look what am I going to buy, you mad amerifarts?

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well for a slav, I mean. The poor would be Ukraine, for instance

Capital city is 3rd richest city in EU.
East Slovakia is just wild east, similiar to east slavs.
South Slovakia is a dead place where elder slovaks like, elder huns and gypsies... that place is slowly dying because nothing happens there.
Tatras region isn't that bad except fucking gypsies in Poprad (biggest city under them) from villages all around, I know my stuff because I live here.
Central Slovakia is natsoc land, northern part hates Hungary from deepest parts of their hearths while rest is basicly a natsoc land.

Slovakia is that edge between west and east, where you notice the difference while driving across the country.
Oh and yes, we got Kotleba.

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>Still not denying being Magyar

When will you get over being btfo all of history? Oh and can you hear that? Yes there is lightning over the Tatras, vyfajčil si ma odzadu.

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>vyfajčil si ma odzadu.
to co zajebal :D

>vyfajčil si ma odzadu.

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Slovakia is basically a combination of all of Europe
West is basically Czech-influenced to a degree. South is majorly Hungarian with some gypsies. East is Rusyn (Vikings n shiet) with small pockets of Germans. West is more developed than East by far

>East is Rusyn (Vikings n shiet) with small pockets of Germans.
This is not correct. Rusins are more or less something like Ukrainians, I don't know to what degree really but most Slovaks with German heritage are in central Slovakia.

mutts talking about europe is really priceless

Idem do Lidla pani, nechcete nieco?

Zastav sa mi pre mlieko, diky.

pre mna pivo a pizzu, dik

I heard they just got the new season of Miami Wice. #1 new tv show man

Miami Katowice

>nobody gives a fuck about religion
you need to go right the fuck back fedora tipper

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There were pockets with Germans all around Slovakia.
F.e Poprads original name is Deutschendorf, whole region was german back then.
Rusyns are a bit diffirent than ukrops and some of them actually hate being associated with them.
I'd also count in Gorals to the clusterfuck, Polish-Slovak hybrid. I'm one of those fuckers but thanks God I wasn't taught the language.
Argus Strong pivko

Aww, butthurt because your magical sky wizard isn't real? It's okay, you'll grow out of it eventually.

>Gorals
youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZYgPKbChk

>tpk ziadna goralska gf

>mutt understanding of religion equals to understanding of a five year old
lmoa

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fucking retard, i don’t have a strand of Mexican or black dna in my body. most of my heritage is from around the Tatras

>another le 1/2409th mutt
this thread is getting better and better

>tpk ziadna goralska gf
Radšej to nechci, ešte ťa prepijú.

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t. gypsy

To sa kludne moze stat. s-som z Petrzalky...

also pic related
You have far greater chance of being a non-white than him being a gypsy

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>has to prove on internet his "hwite" DNA
>calls other gypsies
it gets boring, you know

>magical sky wizard
absolutely fucking reddit tier

>muh heritage

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My grandparents are from Pruzina... I plan to visit next summer. Find his their old farm and church. Not sure about relatives their...

Any advice for trip?

Tak to ani neriskuj.
Gorali sú židia Tatier, hlavne v Poľsku.
A ani ja čo mam mamu goralku im nerozumiem.

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These are white people?

>meme country

Low energy, sad.
youtube.com/watch?v=qj2MVoUVYaw
Górale are jews of tatras, prove me wrong.

>american calls belgium meme country

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b-but user! what about my 1/8 African heritage? Am I white enough?!??!?

It's sounds like something from Car mechanic simulator unironically. Sorry, but I just like classic folklore without modern elements, my personal taste (exception would be yugoslav turbofolk).

The plaece breeds beatiful girls. Also it has lovely environment in each year season. Otherwise its a boring former part of soviet union where nothing happens anymore.