Sharks on thot patrol

Shark bites "aspiring" Instagram "model" while on photoshoot. The Thots are getting so toxic, even the ocean wildlife is turning against them.

Is this guy, dare I say it, /ourshark/?

youtube.com/watch?v=cBLzn7S7KIk

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>aspiring instagram model
>bitten by a shark
thank you based poseidon!

They’re very territorial, especially when they are alerted to the presence of a mudshark.

Shark be like, BEGONE THOT! WE RUN THESE OCEANS

Sharks are very perceptive and can sense when a situation is "off". She is very lucky that there was a cameraman there.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. BASED.

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>shark even daring to eat plastinc and amerimutt food

Why even doubt a shark like this? It is a proud animal.

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>nursing student instagram whore
Good god nursing has become a massive shit show because of all the fucking retarded roasties.

Where can I donate to that shark's patreon?

>californian
thank you based poseidon

>/ourshark/
fucking kek

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Stupid bitch. I'm well hard and I wouldn't do that, is she a fucking idiot?

"Ive had ton of stitches and done ton of anabotics"
This chick didnt get attacked by sharks. She fucking layed down in water she where she saw some fucking sharks to get attention. Shes fucking retarded and actually pretty fucking beat looking. What a god damned retard. I hope she never passes her boards because she is fucking retarded and will inevitably get someone killed.

This. Bet the shark has interesting thoughts on the JQ.

True. Normally instahoes are pretty hot but this one looks like she got nailed with the ugly stick something fierce.

Based

Every nurse her is actually retarded and believes every health scam in the book. Then they get a union so they can’t be fired either.

naisu

This shark species is known as super friendly and totally doesn't bite (but experts know better) by the way.

kek

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>be dye-job roastie
>pollute ocean with toxins
>get patrolled by shark

BASED

I think I speak for my fellow sharks when I say these attacks only happen because of the dire socioeconomic conditions that sharks are faced with.

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kek