Why is there a Canadian army?

What the fuck are these sneaky Snow Mexicans up to in the great white North up above the states? That big landmass that the rest of the world hates? 68,000 Maple Niggers stand on guard for...nobody can explain exactly, as they have been too poor to keep global peace keeping rotations going (So the French, then FRENCH) took over this domain in 2002. Staffed by socialist SJW's nationalpost.com/news/canada/canadian-military-to-review-uniforms-badges-ceremonies-to-ensure-it-is-welcoming-to-women-minorities, fattiesglobalnews.ca/news/3017931/report-suggests-three-quarters-of-canadian-forces-personnel-are-overweight-obese/ , and stronk woyen thestar.com/news/canada/2018/03/18/canadas-mali-mission-will-emphasize-deployment-of-female-peacekeepers.htmlthe Canadian military makes as much sense as a football bat. These Syrup Jews were caught raiding a museum for spare parts just to keep their search and rescue fleet capable of finding the bloated corpses of fat New Englanders who fell off of Fishing Boats ottawacitizen.com/news/politics/royal-canadian-air-force-raided-museum-for-search-and-rescue-airplane-parts; they have zero attack helicopters

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Inb4 Snipers: It just doesn't make any sense; and the fact that they always claim "Muh Snipers" while having a military history track record with the intellectual honesty of George Bush the lesser, and claiming the #1 long range kill to an "Un-named" JTF nigger, I think we can all agree is about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cuecumber field. Ice Niggers, explain to me why your military is gayer than two boys fucking on top of a velvet painting of two boys fucking

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Inb4 Canadian soldiers have the best "training", according to Canadian soldiers...

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Small force that operates within Canadian jurisdiction and under Canadian authority to deal with Canadian issues and threats and does not necessitate force projection from the United States.

Also, fag.

...literally what Canadian threats? What the fuck has the Canadian army ever done except for lost the war in Afghanistan, lie about a firefight with Croatians, get kicked out of Somalia, get BTFO early on in WWII then LARP like D-Day shock troops against a fucking Sandy hill guarded by Soviet POW's and Hitler Youth, and then supposedly burn down our White House 50 years before they were a country even though the guys who did it were Island Nigels led by Robert Ross a tea nigger who had never set foot on Cucknada?

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>Does not necessitate force projection from the United States>Literally incapable of projecting force except as an augment to United States Armed Forces

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We have a really embarrassing military culture where a few """proud cucknadians""" join up and spend their teenage years training and working shit jobs. Everyone online likes their FB pictures but secrelty insults them and calls them losers and compares them to Americans. The force is largely white Canadian but what they're "defending" is largely Asian. It's honestly pretty pathetic and they get cheated on often, invade us please.

Also don't mind the fag flag, I'm on vaca

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Screenshotted this thread

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you sound jelous of canada for unknown reasons

"White"

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S to spit on Canada

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All hail the based burger military machine

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Corruption probably. It's easy to defend.

"WHAT, YOU DON'T SUPPORT THE TROOPS? YOU HATE FREEDOM? YOU WANT TO ROLL OVER FOR THE RUSSIANS?!?! More tax money please."

...posts Canadian tranny...doesn't know Trump banned trannies in the military...doesn't know that despite having only 200 trannies Cucknadian soldiers STILL have to bend the knee and do Force wide intergration training...just go ahead and jump off of the nearest building

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They're there to make sure if any kids find out their parents drug and rape them and form a revolution there is a force capable of combating them.

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The place is an international sex traffic ring for wealthy internationals to come and fuck immigrant children.

They're pretty gay. Except JTF2. Those fucks are spooky as hell and all around solid dudes.

>Football bat
My fucking sides, holy fuck

Huwhite than you, Chang

I just spit on my own military Telemundo. What more do you want from me? Our indian cigarettes ?

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Canadian Army is a Meme, nothing more, A country like Poland has more of a military than Canada. they will have to rely on Americans to bailing their asses out of anything big.