I want to be the first trans woman president of the United States

are you michelle obama?

>trans
>womyn

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No I’m not. Michelle Obama is not trans. I love her and her husband. I voted for him twice. I would use his presidency as a model for my own.

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Your way more statistically likely to kill yourself than become president of anything serious. Sorry bro.

cool hope you make it and become the first trans woman president assassinated too

What a coincidence.
I want to pay for the lawyer of the assassin that kills the first trap president candidate.

Too late, Obama already set that record

see post below.
That's as far as it would make it

Have you tried becoming qualified?

working on it

You can scream and shout and paint an orange red and pass legislation to require everyone to call it an apple.
But at the end of the day, it's still an orange.
Your identity has made it clear that you are mentally weak and unstable. You are easily manipulated and rely on identity politics in order to be taken seriously. You will not succeed in the American political system.
You need mental health treatment and therapy. Not validation for your poor choices.

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You probably won’t live long enough to get there kek

Well I’ll be old enough to run in 8 years.

trannies are unironically the worst people in the world
>manipulative
>trashy
>annoying
>borderline
>only exist to amass beta orbiters
>wont even fuck you (if for some reason you wanted you)
in what way are these subhuman pieces of shit valueble to society?

I would rather abolish the country than have a tranny or female president

but the real question tho: can you pass? Also just go ghost. Becoming the first woman president will already be difficult enough.

Fuck off, Brianna.

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what do you support? what would your platform be?

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I'll flip a coin to see if you kill yourself first
>call it

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Male who happens to be mentally ill.

Keep dreaming.

Why bother? Better odds of you anheroing than becoming anything, let alone POTUS...
And trannies have mental issues, so you can scratch President off yer list...

I’m glad you asked user. I hope I can count on your vote.

I support LGBTQIA+ rights. I will pass a transgender rights bill in my first hundred days.

I will work to nominate and confirm progressive justices.

I will pass universal healthcare and amnesty.

I will abolish ICE.

I will end the travel ban.

I will rejoin Paris, TPP, and the Iran Nuclear Deal

I will rejoin the UN human rights council. I will contribute more to the UN and NATO.

I will work to repair our relationships with Mexico, Canada, and the UK.

I will support Ukraine and call for the overthrowal of Assad.

I will ban offshore drilling.

I will support Israel but I will also call for a two state solution

I will pass universal pre-K and community college. I will reform our public schools and forgive student loan debt.

I will pass new gun control laws

I will fund planned parenthood and protect a woman’s right to choose

I will fight work with our allies to fight terrorism

I will return to the Clinton era tax rates

I will bring back net neutrality

I will support the arts and the sciences

I will protect Medicaid, Medicare, and social security. I will ease welfare restrictions.

I will defend affirmative action

I will abolish the death penalty

I will end mass incarceration

I will end the drug war and legalize marijuana

I will work with Congress to pass an infrastructure package

I will work to protect human rights and democracy around the world

I will support the free press.

I will call for nuclear disarmament

I will pass a jobs bill

I will raise the federal minimum wage

I will support our veterans and make sure they have access to quality healthcare

>call for the overthrowal of Assad
>work with our allies to fight terrorism
Assad is a sick fuck but anyone with an ounce of knowledge when it comes to counterterrorism realizes that overthrowing Assad right now is a piss poor idea. Also there are plenty of other contradictions in this list of BS promises.

And i want to be the first Brazilian to run the entire world, but will never happen

Too late Jimmy Carter beat you to it.

You forgot

I will bankrupt the country.

Actually I forgot paid family leave and ending the gender wage gap. Also working to end sexual assault.

No gassing kids on my watch.

>i will end drug war
DONT DO IT

if US do it, others will do too. What brazilian governament will use to make people chill?
I like watching narcos dying in hands of BOPE of the airforce, I SUPPORT THE BOMBINGS!

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Why not use it to overthrow Maduro?

and get another territory full of problems and a huge crise to worry about? neh
brazil has too many problems aready
the only pupet nation we need is paraguay, aways quiet and loyal

and bomb colombian drug lords is fun

Don't forget to spend an hour or two each day dilating your wound, too.

You should convert niggers into trannies.

So you're also going to kill who's ever the PM of Israel for killing Palestinian children? Then you also have to kill the KSA monarchy for beheading people and oppressing women. OH but then you also have to kill the Taliban for doing the same thing so you better make sure we stay in Afghanistan for 20 more years so that a OEF vet's grandson can take a jolly tour down his grandpa's patrol route. I love this foreign policy so far. But make sure you say "we're the good guys!" That's all that matters.