PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in Scotland 7/13/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania meet w/Bong Queen Liz 7/13/18
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>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Chicago IL 7/13/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis remarks en route to Oslo 7/13/18
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>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on South Sudan 7/13/18
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>Army Officials Announce New Army Command 7/13/18
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>DNI Coats @Hudson Institute 7/13/18
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>DepAG Rosenstein on muh russian indictments 7/13/18
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>This Week @State 7/13/18
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>Pres Trump/British PM May joint presser 7/13/18
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>Pres Trump meets w/UK PM May 7/13/18
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>Pres Trump departs Chequers 7/13/18
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>FLotUS Melania w/children/vets @Royal Hospital Chelsea 7/13/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Welcome Ceremony in Blenheim Palace 7/12/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart Winfield House 7/12/18
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Just posted, new article by Piers Morgan + his latest interview with Trump.
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Stupid Drumpf.
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>The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention did not mince words when it issued a health warning about Honey Smacks cereal on Thursday: ”Do not eat this cereal.”
>A salmonella outbreak caused by the popular Kellogg’s breakfast cereal has grown since it was first reported in June, and has now infected 100 people in 33 states — with at least 30 people hospitalized due to the foodborne illness.
>The Food and Drug Administration reported that despite a voluntary recall by the Kellogg Company in mid-June, recalled boxes of Honey Smacks cereal are still being offered for sale. “Retailers cannot legally offer the cereal for sale and consumers should not purchase Kellogg’s Honey Smacks cereal,” the agency stated on Thursday.
>that 30 y/o boomer that goes to drumpf rallies
I wonder what type of milk they used to make the ice cream.
when can I expect affordable machine gats
WHY CAN'T /oursweetie/ & /ourguy/ GET ALONG, /ptg/?!?!?!?!?
WHY CAN'T THEY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Anyone here from Florida? Can you guys describe the state of the Governors and Senate races? Seeing any ads on TV for any of the candidates?
Gohmert = uncouth brainlet
Strzok = sophisticated and intelligent
I don't know anybody who ever voluntarily ate that crap
Well personally I don't give a shit.
>eating Kellogg's at all
I want that company to burn.
My sexy pose
no matter what, you are going to pay for quality.
If your just looking for a semi-auto long rifle with detachable magazines, you can get junkers for cheap.
But they are junkers.
>brunch
Pic related
you're*
>get BTFO in an argument
>BLOCKED XD
>I WIN BECAUSE YOU ARE NO LONGER PART OF MY SOCIAL GROUP XDDDD
Women were a mistake.
When Kava gets in, Roberts stops being a faggot, and RGB croaks.
>that 30 year old nerd virgin who spends all his time trying to force memes on a website where the culture hates him and tells him so repeatedly
>yet they keeps coming back, like masochists
>the fucking perverts
13% voter turnout
>doesn’t bow down to the queen of a nation we declared independence from
Literally shitler
That’s enough to give a man ED
*KRRRSSSTTT*
*sips*
AWOO
>and that's a good thing
Memes.
Why the fuck would our president bow to the queen? We blew the Brits the fuck out hundreds of years ago so we no longer had to bow to them.
>Evidence: “Well, you know, I love to read. Actually I’m looking at a book, I’m reading a book, I’m trying to get started. Every time I do about a half a page, I get a phone call that there’s some emergency, this or that. But we’re going to see the home of Andrew Jackson today in Tennessee and I’m reading a book on Andrew Jackson. I love to read. I don’t get to read very much, Tucker, because I’m working very hard on lots of different things, including getting costs down. The costs of our country are out of control. But we have a lot of great things happening, we have a lot of tremendous things happening.” —Donald Trump Interview with Tucker Carlson, March 15, 2017. Unfortunately, you can’t hear the words coming out of his mouth because the video is no longer available, but you can enjoy this screenplay for the one-man show coming to an off broadway theater near you in 2022.
>Verdict: Trump Can’t Read
>So, can Trump read? My unscientific conclusion is Donald Trump has some kind of undiagnosed learning disability, but Trump would deny it as #FakeNews, of course, because Trump is a manly man with a head full of luscious hair who would consider it a weakness to admit to living with a disability. #Sad
>So…how can we the people get our functionally illiterate president who can probably only spell his last name to improve his reading skills? I say we get Trump hooked on phonics to help him overcome his fear of books, and he’ll be reading our list of required books in no time!
>Mmm…do I hear Trump’s re-election slogan? 2020: Make America Read Again! Now, that’s a tagline I can get behind, but that’s definitely not enough to get my vote.
Just bought Trump brand glasses. Make Eyes Great Again!
Secret Service is useless.
>an American was rude to the royal family
Oh no. The horror.
Sirens already
Why did Trump even go to the UK? They don't deserve to have him there. It's the next sweden.
I would like to engage some magapedes here on why they think Trump will be re elected.
>No wall
>No more deportations than obama
>More golf time than obama
>No draining of swamp
>In fact he has filled DC with some of the most disgusting swamp characters available
>No hillary in prison
>Starting trade wars left right and centre instead of fixing the fucking economy
>MOAR MILITARY SPENDING
>No crackdowns on illegals
>Dickwaving and threatening Syria because Ivanka showed him dead babbies
Voters are going to remember how they showed up at every fucking rally chanting "build the wall" and how it didn't fucking happen. The lack of support is becoming obvious even here. He won by the skin of his teeth last time, has deported practically none of the illegal democrat voters and will have lost a lot of support from his existing base.
>I dont have an argument for him that would defeat his point
Guess he stops existing for me!
Darn bugchasers.
>OY VEH was that sound loud?!
>BURN PALASTINE ISRAEL FORREVVA!
So... they're bragging about tresspassing?
178746494
>magapedes
that snorted girlfriend meme has spread to catholic Twitter top kel
The old inbred bitch needed taking down a peg or two. Trump can get away with it by acting the gauche naïve American but I know he snubbed the befouled ole cunt on purpose. ;D
Sharks are the niggers of the sea. Prove me wrong.
good
So trump is costing them over 6 million. Defend this.
that 30 year old boomer understands your hatred
Trump get out, sharks are cool and good
You're right, Drumpff has no chance.
>I've been getting into a lot of stuff recently. Doing really well at my job
Fantastic news, glad you're doing well for yourself!
>But besides that my gf who I up until now barely tolerated has been growing on me.
Incredible, that usually goes into the opposite
>having lots of adventures and fun. Trying to push myself into new situations and even situations I dislike for the sake of growth.
Point of envy since nothing going on in my life ever because i live literally where, kek. Tremendous lack of excitement and happenings. At least you're winning here!
>I'm glad things are going well for you and I hope it gets even better.
You're too sweet :3 Same for you!
He bowed in the exact same way Obama did, got out of the car and did a slight bow.
>He then added a second message for @realDonaldTrump, noting that every American car going to China pays a 25% import duty, "but a Chinese car coming to the US only pays 2.5%, a tenfold difference."
Newsflash Drumpf/Bernie tards, that's the only way we can get China to buy our cars.
Why so anti-sharkmetic?
Please feel free to submit a complaint form in person to our office on the surface of the moon.
OY
Oh look its the Zionist general. Get out reddit slime.
Reminder that we have defeated drumpf
Once again they're just making shit up shit to be outraged about
The so called "Queen" should bow before Trump; he who is deserving of such a crown, but would decline it's placement.
Be nice we love the queen
Well, fuck.
your insult to sharks can never be forgiven
That's good, those are the fake ones.
kek, it was expecting something huge
I think John Roberts gets a bad rap for that one ACA opinion. Personally, I think King Nigger blackmailed him.
I believe that the reason Roberts has passed on 2A cases is because he was terrified that Kennedy would cuck out and there would be a bad anti-gun precedent set. When Kavanaugh is seated I suspect the SCOTUS will take many Second Amendment cases are they'll now have five solid pro-gun votes. At the very least mag cap bans and "assault weapon ban" laws will be ruled unconstitutional in the next couple of years.
If SCOTUS is feeling extra generous they'll force shall issue CCW in all 50 states and require every state to honor other states' CCW permits.
Mars rules over Barbers, Chirurgeons, Physitians [physicians], Sergeants, Executioners, Butchers, all that make fires, Bakers, Souldiers [soldiers], who are every where called Martial men.
For the rest of the dignities, as those triplicities, and markes, and face, are of litle account in this; upon this account therefore Piony [peony], Balme, Clove-gilliflowers, Citron-pils, sweet Marjoram, Cynnamon [cinnamon], Saffron, Lignum Aloes, Frankincense, Amber, Musk, and Myrrh help the head, and heart; by reason of sol [the Sun], Aries, and Leo: so doth Rib-wort, the Hearb [herb] of Mars
those under Mars to boldness, contention, and anger;
>MOAR MILITARY SPENDING
That was a campaign promise.
>I would like to engage some magapedes
No you don't. If you did you would do two things differently
1) not start by insulting your desired audience
2) at least attempt to look as someone interested in debate.
To illustrate the second point: prove you're not just a blind hater, mention three things Trump did that fulfilled campaign promises. If you fail to do that you don't really want to "engage", you simply want to vent your impotent rage caused by actual lack of political power.
>Newsflash Drumpf/Bernie tards, that's the only way we can get China to buy our cars.
If they want access to the largest market on the planet they can drop their fucking tariffs
maga hats aren't made in china
>some
Also know as the knockoffs
Chapter xxvii. What things are under the power of Mars, and are called Martial.
These things are Martiall, amongst Elements, Fire, together with all adust, and sharp things: Amongst humours, Choller [choler]; also bitter tasts [tastes], tart, and burning the tongue, and causing tears: Amongst Metals, Iron, and red Brass; and all fiery, red, and sulphureous things: Amongst Stones the Diamond, Loadstone, the Blood-stone [bloodstone], the Jasper, the stone that consists of divers kinds,1 and the Amethist [amethyst]. Amongst Plants, and Trees, Hellebor, Garlick, Euphorbium, Cartabana, Armoniack, Radish, the Laurell, Wolfs-bane [wolfsbane], Scammony, and all such as are poysonous [poisonous], by reason of too much heat, and those which are beset round about with prickles, or by touching the skin, burn it, prick it, or make it swell, as Cardis, the Nettle, Crow-foot, and such as being eaten cause tears, as Onyons [onions], Ascolonia, Leeks, Mustardseed, and all thorny Trees, and the Dog-tree [dogwood],2 which is dedicated to Mars. And all such Animals as are warlike, ravenous, bold, and of clear fancy, as the Horse, Mule, Goat, Kid, Wolf, Libard [leopard], the wild Ass; Serpents also, and Dragons full of displeasure and poyson [poison]; also all such as are offensive to men, as Gnats, Flies, Baboon, by reason of his anger. All birds that are ravenous, devour flesh, break bones, as the Eagle, the Faulcon [falcon], the Hawk, the Vultur [vulture]; and those which are called the fatall3 Birds, as the Horn-Owl, the Scrich-Owl [screech-owl], Castrels, Kites, and such as are hungry, and ravenous, and such as make a noise in their swallowing, as Crows [*ravens], Daws [*crows], the Pie [*woodpeckers],4 which above all the rest is dedicated to Mars. And amongst Fishes, the Pike, the Barbell, the Fork-fish, the Fish that hath horns like a Ram, the Sturgeon, the Glacus, all which are great devourers, and ravenous.
Checked and these people are children.
We need robot sex dolls that can give birth only to men. That way women will become useless.
maybe that'll stop people from buying the fake ones.
Reminds me of when Trump met Pope Francis, who appeared miserable the entire time.
P.S. this really is filled with tons of Trump so don't ignore it because you dislike Piers, it was a good read and kept back for the best selling newspaper in the UK (Mail on Sunday) for that reason.
> snorted
Dumb phoneposter
This is why they get called fake news.
Go away Trump!
The real ones are made in Louisiana I believe.
I wish some ss sniper would dump into a heap trespassers like this. aka, make some pink mist.
And that's not even including declaring things like switchblade bans unconstitutional. As the court ruled in Caetano v. Massachusetts, the Second Amendment protects firearms but doesn't end there. It protects all different classes of small arms.
>Fake shit
>Trump hat
Fuck off
>illegal cheap chinese knockoffs might go up in price
Their ignorance is astounding
Hi FBI
MAGA hats aren't made in China.
The russians did this
Why do people even buy counterfeit Trump hats? Jesus christ niggers, just stop buying soda and snacks for a week or two you poor fucks.
Nice fake news, no genuine hats are made in China.
