What superpowers did he absorb from sitting in the chair lads?

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The ability to laugh as he has Aussies run straight into Machine gun fire and a psychopathic love of seeing people die.

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The power to make britniggers salty for the next 100 years

kek, you fuckers just need to lie down, and shut up. History will pass you inbreds by

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i cant get over how good this is

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Well Churchill killed the British Empire and it looks like Trump is set to do the same to America, thank god.

>Churchill
>greatest man of the 20th century
Um try again sweetie

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I am easily satisfied with the very best.

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Never give in, never give in, never; never; never; never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense

If this is a blessing, it is certainly very well disguised.

Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about.

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

Trump probably increased his shitposting level 100% from sitting in that chair.

Who is that? Eisenhower?

Okay, this is epic

Churchill killed Germans. Wtf is wrong with nu-pol?

Patton, you uncultured swine

Eternal Zionism

If this were Skyrim, he’d have gotten some free levels.

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George S. Patton, who named the Jew and saw the Soviets as a greater threat than the Germans ever were. He was killed in a (((car accident))) shortly after WW2 ended.

The ability to get fucked up on brandy and cognac and still be treated like a class act statesman?

Pic looks photoshopped. Is this an artist's rendition or something?

extra stinky farts

oh, you fucking faggot. he's the man who beat Hitler. and lost it all because of SJW bullshit.

Who is Patton.

The chair got some of his superpowers.

Patton? That faggot who spent the hardest years of WWII prancing his tanks around America up and down for like 4 years, then he got cucked by Monty and lost a bet for a b-17 Flying Fortress that monty joy rode into the ground a week later.
Then he got cucked by his leaders and removed from duty until he begged for a role in Normandy while monty cucked him again as supreme allies ground commander and then finally he died after his jeep hit a twig.
That Patton?

I've sat in the chair.

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That photo looks so photoshopped every time I see it and I'm wondering if it's even real, Trump looks way too small for the chair and the light on his face looks different to the lighting in the room.

Not saying it didn't happen or was shopped, just that it looks like it to me

The Germans were fucking fags just like the rest of the world at the time. I fucking hate Germans, they are such a goddamned weird and disgusting race of people, and they were socialists too which means they were definitively retarded. The only things they did right was hate niggers and be nationalistic, even if their nation was a factory of autism with nothing to be proud of. Believe it or not, not every person on Jow Forums likes the fucking nazis.

>second worst person in WW2 is now the best man of the century
I'm confused, do they even realize what his stances were or do they just buy the memes about him? Stalin was the only person who was more destructive in that time period.

It's more to do with the lightning, I think.

he actually died several days after the jeep wreck due to """""""""complications"""""""""

..hopefully not being scum of the earth.
Fuck Churchill and his shitty churchill life.
Kike pig, ptuh ptuh

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>Churchill
>Great
A eugenicist, who was the first to bomb civilians in WW2, carried out a scorched earth campaign against his own territories in India/Bangladesh that resulted in the deaths of 2-3 million civilians from starvation and disease all on the pretext of preventing an invading Japanese army from "living off the land" --- except a single Japanese boot never set foot on Indian soil.... Oh and then there's that little thing of selling out all of Europe to the Rothschilds.

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Beady eyes. Now he wants Aryan blood.

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>paki American taxi driver detected

ohh man this picture pisses off left wing scum something rotten, it's hilarious, I love it :D

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>churchill
>great
he was more evil than Hitler by far, he's only behind stalin as the most evil of all time

>fuck Islam
Didn't she literally fuck a Muslim?

> le bloated ww2 anglo fat fuck
> greatest man of the 20th century
> after ruinning the world by doing rothschild's bidding against germany
> starved poos to death, so not even by libtard standards is he great
try again

who is this jewish chick? and why are all these loser's obsessed with her?

>not every (((person)))on Jow Forums likes the fucking nazis.
ftfy Moishe

>That photo looks so photoshopped every time I see it

don't be silly m8

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YOU ARE GIVING ME A HERNIA

I don't think so, muslims usually go after children, here's some interesting reading about the UK :

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Sex_Gang

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_sex_gang

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_sex_gang

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_sex_gang

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Doublet

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halifax_child_sex_abuse_ring

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newcastle_sex_abuse_ring

I don't know a lot about her, all I know is she triggers left wings retards hard lol, I post her often :^)

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I like to think that he made farts in the chair, and now the leather and this seat smell like farts too, just like his pants and shorts smell like farts.

> WHEN THE WORLD FALLS
> INTO THE FLAMES
> WE WILL RISE AGAAAAAAIN....
youtu.be/wskTXPW5ad0

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All time is a very bold statement, especially when there is plenty of proof to the contrary. Regardless of how evil churchill was, he did not run state sanctioned rape coliseums like the Romans, arenas in which drugged up bulls, on steroids and tons of aphrodisiacs, raped children to death and the last child alive was the winner, who was then killed by the overseeing person of importance. Mao killed hundreds of millions of people, some emperors of old genocided dozens of countries full of people minding their own business, vikings were basically white niggers that sailed around stealing and raping; tons of terrible people have lived on this planet.

trump already has Patton's DNA spliced into himself.
Trump is going around the world and Splicing the worlds greatest leaders DNA into himself

Tojo and the Chinks were worse by any measure tbqh
Also 1941-1945 Stalin really didn't do anything wrong, his mistakes were all before or after the war

To be fair he lost it all because the he slapped a shellshocked cadet. The man had flaws. Fucker was a legendary general though and we should have listened to himabout beating the soviets back into moscow.

He can fart like a lifelong alcoholic now?

Power to gas poos

You sit there, what do you get?
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>A Britcuck acting like a tough guy towards Asians
Should've saved some of that piss and vinegar for the rapefuges William. Now bugger off before someone reports you for hate speech.

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Alcoholism

Awesome, you like farts too! Do you think Trump made some farts in that chair? Silent but deadly, or loud and mild?

yes, I was exagerating, but you kinda made my point, what you said was good for some people and super evil for the rest. If you crunch the numbers, some people are more evil than others, no matter the context.

Hopefully not more jewish puppet powers.

Hahaha I'm right aren't I?

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>who is this jewish chick? and why are all these loser's obsessed with her?
She's Alex Jones COINTELPRO that's supposed to sell you on the Based Jews meme because they shit on Islam....and hopefully now you'll forget that they were the ones flooding Europe with 3rd world Muslims in the first place; 9-11, etc.

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Please ignore me and go save your country from the Jews m8.

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The power to throw the entire world into chaos by protecting a bunch of quasi communist poles

criminally underrated

Hot damn take a look at those schnozz!

Oi oi mate dont be crazy
you need your paki bashing loicence before you post wrongthink like that

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being able to chug down 2 bottles of whisky in a sitting

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$5 he farted in it and said "Churchill, you are low energy. SAD!"

Churchill was awful. He is no hero of mine, truly a poor leader who got lucky

F

Required reading.

(((Churchill)))

They didn’t listen...

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Hopefully not the "How to sell out my country's future to the jews." superpower.

He lost it all when he got murdered...

>Greatest man of the 20th century
>Not Hitler
Goddamn Charlie Kirk is a faggot

This is also a good one

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I may be drunk, but in the morning I will be sober and the Democrats will still be losers, believe me.

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Wait a second, ZOOM IN AND ENHANCE

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CHURCHILL WAS A DUMB LIMEY FAGGOT THAT FOUGHT THE WRONG ENEMY AND DOOMED EUROPE

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he can now sell out his populace to the jews at churchill speeds

Epic style XD

My inlaws are ass blasted because Trump "disrespected" the queen, how do they not relize that has been the most American thing any president has done in a while. Anyone have a "Chad trump vs Virgin Elizabeth" maymay?

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This user gets it.

OH, GOD

Literally me

Based Poo

He has an uncanny resemblance to Trump

TRUMP ENJOY youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=9i8kXMa6Ho0

Tell them the Declaration of Independence was a public insult of King George 3 on a global scale that copies were sent to neighboring countries.

Do you have a license for that banter?

Don't worry, he's back.

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okay guys, this is seriously epic.

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>What superpowers did he absorb from sitting in the chair lads?
crabs /thread

The desire to harvest Aryan blood

>not every person on Jow Forums likes the fucking nazis.
you should read I paid Hitler by Fritz Thyssen

Patton was a spook.

Monty was a mental retard.

A hate for Germany and its empire building

He tried to warn us.

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says with plebit spacing

trips of truth

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