Why are conservatives so bad at sex?

Like art and music, sex is an area where right wingers flounder. Left wingers are creative and like to explore. Right wingers are autistic and timid. But it's not too late. If you change your political views, perhaps you too can loosen up and start to enjoy sex.

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that's not sex you dumb asshole he's just looking for his watch

Actually right wingers are good at sex which is why they only need one partner.

Right-wingers are statistically dumber than left-wingers and so they're worse at literally everything.

If god were real he would have already flooded the earth a second time

>Like art and music
I've made nearly a hundred songs, am currently in art school and want to kill the Jews, get better bait Leaf.

The TSA can't keep getting away with this

when you cant find his wallet

Your music sucks.

How's that possible...

right wingers have better sex lives. Don't believe me?

archive.is/AapqG

But he promised He wouldnt destroy it that way again.

Even if you dont have pockets a nigger find a way to steal your wallet

I'd forgive him for lying

>Like art and music
dominating a field is different than being good at it. Leftist music and art is abominable.

I have seen some truly awful shit posted on this site, decapitation, cannibalism, random acts of extreme violence and torture, none of it makes me bat an eye. But OP, your video is sicker than all of it and i must turn away. No good reason to post that, ever.

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Libtards btfo

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nigger stealing shit.

Lefties are the biggest autists I know

Liberals are definitely better at eating black cum out of their wives pussy

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I’m conservative and I’m fucking great at sex. I also have a huge dick. I know this because girls I’ve had sex with have commented on its size. They also told their friends, because a girl I hadn’t had sex with it told me she heard I have a big dick. It’s not really that long (about 6.5-7”) but it’s so fucking girthy that it barely fits in many of the vaginas I enter in coitus. The girls who said it was big are also all major sluts, because I only sleep with bar skanks, so they know a big dick when they see one.

I've gotten better at sex since I became more conservative. More assertive, more confident. I lost a lot of weight too and that made my dick bigger + harder from better circulatory health

Johnny Ramone was a conservative.

>Your music sucks.
Degenerate.
youtube.com/watch?v=J-qoaioG2UA

rev2:20 But I have this against you, that you tolerate that woman Jezebel, who calls herself a prophetess and is teaching and seducing my servants to practice sexual immorality and to eat food sacrificed to idols. 21 I gave her time to repent, but she refuses to repent of her sexual immorality. 22 Behold, I will throw her onto a sickbed, and those who commit adultery with her I will throw into great tribulation, unless they repent of her works, 23 and I will strike her children dead. And all the churches will know that I am he who searches mind and heart, and I will give to each of you according to your works.

>worse at literally everything
Except earning money and feeding their loving families, while leftists eat shit & fuck social rejects nobody else wanted.

>has a fatty dick
>thinks it means he's good at sex

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That's a pretty loaded question. I've seen zero evidence about politics determining how good you are at sex.

>Open up your butthole or you suck hurr durr
Sage leaffaggot

"Good" means your asshole is so loose, your buddy can fuck it with his leg.

So why are so many New Money people liberal, while so many dying Old Money fuckers are conservative? Why do conservatives have such a shitty divorce and domestic abuse rate?

Right wingers have been shown to have lower IQs than liberals so it’s not surprising they’re bad at topics that require abstraction, such as art or science. It’s pretty funny watching them squirm and call liberals irrational, but dumb people often think they are intelligent.

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Imagine the smell

underrated

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FPBP

The only thing loosening there is the sphincter

If that is the case being bad at sex is a compliment. I hadn't watched the Webm. That's degenerate.

Underrated

So because we're not faggots this makes us bad at sex? And u fags wonder why people r leaving the left in droves.

it's not gay when it's TSA

>it’s not Le size that counts it’s Le how you use it

It’s literally the size that counts, sorry, cocklet

It's not that clear cut.

The intelligence is pretty much radical right> radical left> mainstream left> mainstream right

Since there are more mainstreams than radicals the tests turn out that way.

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Faggot fails to provide one shred of evidg to back her bs claim.

>Like art and music, sex is an area where right wingers flounder.

I've never had any complaints or any partner cheat on me.

Any proof for this claim?

Any proof for yours?

why do liberals bombard Jow Forums with horrible webm videos of their kind doing horrible shit?

>I’ve never had anyone cheat on me

I would estimate that 90-95% of men who have been cucked are unaware

I'd argue that conservatives have more satisfying sex lives.

Women who have had multiple sex partners are emotionally broken, and men can't love women who have been with multiple partners, so anyone who practices monogamy and refrains from promiscuity is probably much more satisfied in general. Homosexual fisting must be a symptom of deep emotional dysfunction.

psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/201003/why-liberals-are-more-intelligent-conservatives

kek

I am actually new money most of us pretend to be liberal because you fucks eat it up. We are capitalist like the rest of them. Surprising niggers are a great market to appeal to because they just spend and never save, basically get Uncle Sam's tax dollars for dealing with them.

jesus that webm has made me feel legit sick bro , i dunno if i'm gonna make it guys

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Not true, I fuck my liberal gf in the ass all the time

That's the most retarded excuse for proof I've seen. It gives no sample size. It doesnt show how they selected the samples they chose. It doesnt show anything more than "we say it so just believe us". You are an excellent example of a liberal that believes anything they read. This is not how science is tested.

Because leftards are useful idiots. They pretend to be liberal to take advantage of that.

And almost all of that "new money" is basically "virtual money". One big fucking scam like Facebook which manufactures nothing, provides nothing, but it is somehow valuable. Meanwhile right wing business are REAL. They make real products, real services like Musk with his rockets or mining companies.

>all around me are familiar faces..
>worn out places..

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OP, I had to bleach my computer to get rid of the shit smell from your post, and now I need to bleach my eyes too. Fuck you.

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if anything, this just proves that liberals are gullible and believe anything if it condemns right wingers

"Ok, I found my car keys, we can go now."

Like the Washington Post reporter who sited a satirical website as proof the other day...

Cited*

yeah remember how everyone was posting it as truth here the other day?
yeah neither do I

All one need do to see how gullible and unintelligent liberals are is watch any debate between an "intelligent" liberal vs conservative.

Remember TYT vs Ben Shapiro and Ann Coulter? Currently theres not even one of these cowards willing to face Candace Owen's challenge to a debate. Yet they always claim they're so intelligent. Biggest retards and cowards on Earth.

I never had a problem to fuck the a class women even at liberal university...all the liberal lefties never fucked a girl so they tried the "i am on your side fuck oppression of women !!" Tactics but even failed at this...it was quite ridiculous

Girls want a man that can care for them on the one hand but can be strict and dominant at the same time.

I feel bad for you if you were never man enough in your life to fullfill this basic requirements given to you by nature and turned into a little cuck boy

Checked and keked

Stop replying to bait threads.
Report them for breaking the rules.

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No one like overstretched butts. Be nicer

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