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>They're not sending us their best
>tactical beanbag shotgun
I miss live ammo
Only trips can summon the Ham Man.
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just a scratch
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make this beaner into swiss queso
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS TO THE TURTLE THAT THE OFFICERS LEFT TO SLOWLY DROWN
The turtle is gonna drown
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F
hes swimming in a shallow bucket in heaven now
AIDS
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it's a tortoise friend....that is why it is ded
BUILD THE WALL
DEPORT THEM ALL
How long before Dan updates us on the turtle situation, you know hes monitoring
I hope you fuckers are flooding Dan’s feed about getting that tortoise out of the water.
EEY I WANT SOMEONE TO SHOW ME LOVE ESE
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Deputy Ramos assesses situation
> tortoise, lives in arid climates
> turtle, amphibious animal that swims
which do you think is a pet in ARIZONA desert?
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>A hole in the shell
GENIUS
>Have to go to break when shit goes down with niggers
>Skip break for turtle on leash
And people wonder why whites are sick of this shit.
Isn’t the turtle going to overheat outside?
guarantee the LIVE PD crew TOLD HIM to get it out of the water because it can't swim
Ramos is a mong
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nye county did something good for once
>terp walk
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can you imagine that old gook in his garage with a power drill and that fucking turtle
maybe he's raising turtles to cook?
Probably salivating the whole time
Thats what I said earlier, gooks dont have pets, they have live-in food sources.
SHOW ME LOVE ESE
I RUN THE LOCO SYNDICATE
I DON'T TRUST NO COP
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> I EAT MAC N CHEESE, NIKKUH
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> HillaryVPN
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WE WUZ WRINKLES N SHIEEEEET
better than a food stamp nigger
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anybody watch Live PD women on patrol?
its not as bad as I thought
new cities
Stockton, CA
Tempe, AZ
Nigville, NC
and Loeb and Brappers are on it too
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one hour down
> truly the lamest episode they've ever aired
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>only grass in the desert
>on fire
Except when goggo goes missing or gato doesnt come home
Nigger cop thinks dogs come in blue.
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i'd fuck her but only from behind i dont want to look at that meth face
>painting your dog
What the fuck?
Girl is hot as fuck, but what the fuck
Cop on investigation
> so...you....have a boyfriend?
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Kek, Abrams losing his voice
>get one of the doggo
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Dan choking on all those white suspect DICKS.
Dan got some nut backed up in the throat
Was that a demon speaking through Dan?
summerfags
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this guy looks and sounds like will ferrel in disguise.
Is that vodka you got there, sir?
Trust me, he can stay in Florida, Jersey has enough retards.
>It's a state
>It's been a state for years
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The cop is letting this guy reach into and empty his own pockets.
>can i feel this bulge right here?
The last of the whites in America folks. Pockets full of dirty smokes.
>Can I feel that bulge?
OWO What's this?
>a dickload of cigarette butts
>putting your cig butts in your pocket
but anyways, any cops on here? could he have not given him permission to search? i mean, he's not breaking any crime is he?
Write this guy a ticket for littering. One ticket per cigarette butt.
>>Can I feel that bulge?
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>why can't I hold all these butts?
At least he ain't throwing them on the ground
What if in the future every single police department constantly broadcast everything they did and they had to be nice?
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spending time airing this shit
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Not a master of small talk that guy
He's probably picking up discarded cigarettes to smoke the rest of the tobacco out of them. Nasty as hell.
Since leaving JGR, Matt Kenseth has fallen on hard times
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Sticks giving black and milds out to niggers lmao