strawpoll.me
100 seats, must get to 1% to get a seat
Options:
National Socialist Workers Party
Anarcho Capitalist Party
Monarchist Party
Hezbollah-SSNP Coalition
Christian Fundamentalist Party
Communist Party
Green Party
Democratic Party (USA)
Republican Party (USA)
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don't consider myself national socialist but it was the only decent option
this
>Nazis
>decent
youtube.com
Forward, Hezbollah!
I actually lean libertarian economically speaking but anarcho-capitalism is just too much. The state is necessary for some issues.
Remember to bump the thread after voting guys
Christian fundamentalist. Maybe that way we will get rid of Islam and the Jews once and for all
>What is True right vs (((economic right)))
See flag
vote hezbollah-ssnp
>no ethno-nationalists
it's not Jow Forums without an ethno nationalist party.
true it definitely should have been an option
Monarchist
What, no nRx party?
Disappointed by the lack of a Ba'ath Party.
NSDAP member here
Daily Reminder that we will smash red scum and reaction (other parties)
It's either NSDAP or nothing faggots.
> a fucking Civicuck (((LOLsperg)))
kek lads
>strawpoll.me
as well they lumped libertarian with ANCAP, why do people do so when Libertarians believe in a government, just with extremely limited power with ANCAP an anything goes type of ideology.
Who would the National Socialists form a coalition with?
Probably either Monarchists or Hezbollah would be my guess
The only acceptable answer desu.
Green Party
>because
Earth chan MILF af
Dude weed lmao
Lacks concrete ideology and therefore strongarmable
National socialist in nature (ecological self sustainability is economic self sustainability)
Not to mention niggers and Jews hate being out in nature, and therefore more nature equals less control for (((them)))
Post em if you got em
This is earth chan thread Bao.
Green is Go!
T O T A L
FUCKING
W A R
You know you want to white knight her
She needs your vote!
Think of those nice soft mounds of earth
Socdem here. Is the only option for me Independent?
I’m a Nationalist but not a socialist. I don’t really have a viable option here. OP is a fag for not including a straight up Nationalist Party
WHERE is the fascist party?
Codreanu > Mussolini > Hitler
You got all the ideology but not the Democratic-Republican Party? baka.
>aka Jeffersonian Democracy
>Pic related
Socialism doesn't imply Marxism. National Socialism is corporatist, so think the Nordic states but not cucked.
>no tea party option
How I know this poll is a waste of time
Press N to vote for the Nationalist Party
Viva il Duce!
Also who are the leaders I want to participate in parliamentary LARP autism
And who will head the powerful Weaponized Autism Committee?
I took the time to verify
Haha what if we legitimately create a Jow Forums parliament, and have a meeting where everyone dresses the part.
Monarchists wear robes or a crowns, Natsoc wears SS uniforms, AnCaps wear Camo and being hunting rifles, Green Party dresses up like hippies, Hezbollah puts on those head things
It would truely be an amazing LARP
TOTELEN KREIG
>Communist party
>Democratic party
How come they get 2?
It used to be a thing that would happen, at least on the board.
Weaponized autism, as a form of communication, properly falls under the jurisdiction of the Corporation of Internal Transport imo
Also pic related
>there are unironically communists on this board
Neet. Always wondered if retards used computers
It said democrat (USA) what about that is communist you fucking cuck, no one thought that joke (if you could call it that) was funny, no one giggled, grinned, smirked, chuckled, chortled, cackled, laughed, or even snickered at that comment, you are a fucking waste of space you degenerate low life mouth breathing worthless sack of putrid shit.
I did
Actually, since it is specified to be USA it's even more true. Citation- Bernie is an outright "socialist" and ran as a democrat. Lots of other "democrats" in the DNC are closet commies.
Ah shit I think Hitler missed a few of them, get the showers ready.
You could stand to put that energy to better use and lighten the fuck up while you're at it, newfriend.
>Lots of other "democrats" in the DNC are closet commies.
The fact that you put democrat in quotes means even you know they are different, just because commies that use the democrat party to run doesn’t mean that the Democratic Party is communist, you ruined your own argument.
we need a reformed capitalism. The anarchist undertones and lack of controls on temptations in society, as well as just terrible, terrible language makes regular capitalism very ineffective, even if it's in the right general direction.
This sounds like a post a boomer would make
Any educated person would know the only difference between republicans and democrats are social issues, which were only made issues because the Jews wanted to add a hot button issue to get people to support either one of those parties, rather than looking at (((who))) is all behind it
You really want to be friends!?
Anyone with your level of vitriol is alright in my book. Hell, I'd let you fuck my sister.
I didn’t actually but come on, no need to be rude
National Socialists are just one vote behind a majority
I vote Labour/The Social Democratic Party. Want to form coalition with Green Party and the Christian Fundamentalists. Thanks!
one vote for the Israel First party
Same here bro, we could fuck each other’s sisters and become siblings, that’s how that shit works right?
I knew it, you fucking lying sack of shit, you’re no better than the scum scraped off of a fossilized pirates peg leg, you should be ashamed of not only yourself, but the long list of ancestry that has all lead up to the sheer disappointment that is yourself.
Why not save travel costs and just fuck your own sibling
51% now
If you drop under 50% the Green Party will offer coalition support
Good call, tell your sis I said hi tho.
Why would that coalition make any sense lol
It’d probably be Monarchist or Hezbollah that would form a coalition
Because SPD initiated a motion of no confidence towards the NS majority, the coalition is blocked.
Your sister's been fucked into turkey jerky for years and you know it, Bill. I'd be happy to welcome her home to pic related for safe keeping.
Drunk posting on Jow Forums is the most patrician of hobbies
>lolberg
>relevant
Spotted the nigger that voted Dem!
You couldn’t fuck my sister into turkey jerky if you tried, you have a linguine dick, with the length of one macaroni, no cheese, but Me on the other hand, I’d turn your sister into beef jerky with my daddy long dick
When the commies run the DNC as their leaders it doesn't matter what they claim they're going to do- you have to judge by what they actually are voting for and promoting. The democratic party doesn't deserve the name and should be disbanded, it's a complete joke at this point. When there are more commies and democrats in the party, and they sabotage their own "democratic" primary they should be laughed out of existence.
No, born at the end of gen x, beginning of gen y. Originally the democrats were about democracy(majority or mob rule), and republicans were about representative government(our country is a constitutional republic). I know (((who))) the problem is, and I know that they are behind pretty much all democratic politicians at this point and have significantly tainted the republicans as well with RINOs. Trust not the "neocons".
They can do that?
Not even, just hate when people try to be funny by making a a cringe political connection, you can tell this dudes literally never been in a group of friends and said a joke that made anyone giggle, he is the one dude that says something and everyone stares at him like, who the hell invited this faggot?
Indeed
correction- more commies than democrats.
Constitutionalist or Tea Party or you're a cuck.
Christian fundamentalist ftw. Nazis and An-caps are both dumb amd brainwashed. At least the CFs have an ideology that works in the sense that we aren’t pinned out economically of politically. We can put up any system we want. Just no degeneracy and mandatory Jesus worship. Sounds good to me.
libertarians/=an caps
I'm no pastanigger. And like I said previously, you can fucking have her, she's about as far down the marxist brainwashing rabbit hole as one can be and I'm pretty sure that shit's contagious. I'll even give you a nice crate as a wedding dowry.
The only downside is I’ve blacked out before and probably doxed myself. Posted in a rate my face thread on Jow Forums once a few years back
Why no option for Jewish globalist
That aint democracy
is that a Flash FM from GTA Vice city reference
Ok macaroonidick whatever u say
You should put clear cameras over your camera before you leave then
But you put so much effort into your other posts. Aren't you going to elaborate on how chad you are and how shit I am? I thought we were friends.
State is a side effect of organizations of people.
Anarchy is impossible due to the social nature of humans
This is the government formed after the great revolution. The Jewish globalists were all exterminated in gas chambers with wooden doors.
Dude why does it even matter anyway, I thought we were friends too until you said stuff about the beef jerky, you started it, you have to make it right bro.
>strawpoll.me
> No Libertarian group
Fuck off with this bullshit you have communist twice (Communist party and Democratic Party)
Democrat and republican are both options
I’m not sure I understand you
Put clear tape cover your camera so it’s blurred yaaa get me?
That makes more sense. You said put cameras over your cameras, and while I figured you meant tape, you never know
Turkey jerky, I can at least maintain consistency between shitposts. I even offered a wedding dowry, what more do you want?
>tfw no reactionary christian fundamentalist anarcho-monarchist party
Yeah man, you never know what people might be thinkig
Add a Mormon seat. Lots of Mormons on Jow Forums.
Deseret forever!!!!
Hey faggot, wanna never use a word like dowry, us normal people don’t like to have to look in a dictionary to understand what the fuck you are saying, and if you want to talk about consistency, how about the consistency of your micro macaroni penis? No girl wants to suck on that shit, I have all the time in the world to do nothing, and you aren’t even worth a little bit of that nothing, so keep your comments about beef jerky to yourself, or I will strangulation.
Parliament so far:
Dark red: Communist Party 3
Green: Green Party 3
Blue: Democratic Party (USA) 1
Light Yellow: Hezbollah-SSNP Coalition 4
Brown: National Socialist 45
Red: Republican Party (USA) 9
Dark Yellow: Anarcho Capitalist 16
Purple: Monarchist Party 13
Orange: Christian Fundamentalist 6
>hurr durr fancy 5 letter word
>muh dick big, yo dick small
>I have too much free time
Ah, now I get it.
Putsch when?
Christian Fundamentalist. Purge the Heretics!!! For the King of All Creation!!!