Nothing is beyond our reach

eat your heart out, eurofags

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Is that the millennium g2?

I'm reporting you for illegal candy

Oi m8 wheres your kinder egg loicense?

there's not even toys in those eggs in the US
also, that is a bb gun
amerimutts are such failures

>Russian smuggled kinder
>the actual state of freedomistan

They suck.
I can't believe I fell for the "you can't have these in America, meme"
Saw them at Publix and bought one of each kind.
>toy is worthless
>the candy is horrible
Wasted $5 buying several.
Would not eat another if they were free.

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>having to buy Russian bootleg Kinder Surprise
my my

cyka blyat, idi nahui

>there's not even toys in those eggs in the US
do they look like american kinder cюpпpиз eggs to you? i got them from the russian grocery store in my city. they're the REAL DEAL
>also, that is a bb gun
it's a sig p226 that shoots 9mm BB's and eurofags will NEVER know this feel. suck it!

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Its not bootleg, just localised version.

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Do you not see the full magazine

>eurofafs will never know this feel
Ahmed will teach them soon, Jow Forumsommrade.

I've been saying they suck for years. Then everyone just says they're delicious, and that I'm just being redassed.

Well i don't want a gun and you give me shit for not having one so tit for tat.

>abortion clinics banned
>kinder eggs banned
>go to jail for 20 years for a bag of weed
>can't say fuck on tv
>land of the "free"

europoors just want to have one thing that they are allowed to have but we can't, even if it's something as shitty as kinder eggs. but here in THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, if you can dream it you can have it

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OP is a fag, they sell kinder at bedbathandbeyond, and have been for a year.

literally not one word of your post was correct

i guess you are called the nether regions for nothing

>russian kinder surprise

are there smaller and smaller eggs inside the main one?

those arent the real kinder eggs, faggot. the ones like this have a toy in one half and candy in the other so kids cant choke on the toy

but i've got the REAL choking-hazard ones with the toy inside the chocolate made for european neanderthals who don't love their children. feelsgoodman

Shut the fuck up france

better to have one and not need it
then to need one and not have it

>Murrican education

Also forgot:
>can't be taught science in school about evolution or sex ed because it triggers Christfags
>Land of the "free"

Meh so what i paid .50EU in Greece and they suck ass. Even the toy was shit, i was dissapointed.
Local bulgarian store has had them for since before they were legal, i never see anyone buying them.

Oi wtf is that place?

тoп лeл

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What the fuck, I knew this web forum was colluding with Russia. I regret ever voting for Trump now.

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It tells a lot when leftards from yurop are called out for not having the most basic human freedom, their only answer is

>"hurr but at least we can have some shitty chocolate with a shitty toy inside and a nigger on the cover".

The absolute state of yuropoors

don't resist us, bratan. just go with it. russiaboo is love. russiaboo is life

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Noo. It's undermining our democracy.

you are a yuropoor retard.

>self hating Frenchies