Not that Jow Forums will get any

Not that Jow Forums will get any.

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its not really new though, I'm guessing Hollywoodreporter just likes to throw out "this is the latest plastic surgery fad" every now and then.

>implying it was about the physical status

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>roasties regretting their life choices
>paying thousands to fix their mutilated vaginas

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>Jow Forums genuinely believes vaginas become more roast beef like with use

The amount of virginity in here is astounding.

t.roastie

what an argument, mohammed

It's true.

Got to do with high test... But then we say it's major slutting and really cute, great girls have a lot of sex just to spite us, kind of like being accused of murder and murdering the guy who faked his death.

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The people here actually believe that vaginas get roast beefy due to overuse. Remember that these things are designed to pass babies through.

Not like that expiration date will go back 20 years. Ever left an egg out on the counter for 35 years?

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Any argument regardless of substance is superior to no argument--which is what you presented.

You lose automatically. What a shame.

>won't get any

Oh no my chance at surgically modified "vagina" is gone

Not as dramatically as the Jow Forumstards think, but yeah. It's a documented thing. Otherwise people wouldn't pay $10,000 for the operation, and my ex felt looser after I cucked her bf 2 years after we broke up.

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millennials are most pathetic

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People pay money because of the aesthetics they were born with, not because their vaginas were roastified by fucking.

You fags tug your cocks almost daily: have you noticed any physical change? Yeah, exactly.

Thinking vaginas end up looking like roast beef because of dicks is the most virginal shit on here outside of 'taller women have looser vaginas'.

It's like a tubby dork photoshopped his head onto a male model.

proof it's all face

>Hollywood
Well user, those are not your ordinary roasted beef, those are some burned out shit

he has a mii head

>dick and cunt are same thing
Absolute state of this board.

The article is trying to make women paranoid.

By the way, lots of sex and pelvic floor exercises makes a very squeezy, strong vagina. Vagina is inside a lady.

Lots of sex can make the vagina and labia swollen, like if you've been shagging most of the day.

Rest it, it settles down.

Can't believe you fall for that filthy story some sick mum told her daughter.

Maybe mum needs surgery or education.

I have noticed a change, it gets noticeably longer when I tug it.

the toastier the roast the bigger the beef

High test results in roast beef vaginas? Do you have a source?

>roastie

It's a funny meme and all but aren't vaginas "fixed" how they are?
Like if it looks all beat and fucked up then that is how it's always looked regardless of whether they've fucked 100 guys or 0?

Childbirth may change things, it gives women loose skin around their belly at least.

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>it’s a documented thing

No it’s not.

There are a number of reasons why labias change size or appearance, number sexual partners is not one of them.

>Indians in charge of knowing anything about sex

My fucking sides.

I'm 3 thumbs thick and 7 long and I've been smashing my girl pretty much daily for 3 years and her pussy looks the same as it does the day we met. I can confirm this is bullshit unless it takes FUCKING MONSTERS to make a roastie

>You fags tug your cocks almost daily: have you noticed any physical change?
If you're uncut and are a frequent wanker, you'll definitely feel a change in your foreskin as time goes. Now post tits or GTFO, because its obvious you're a butthurt roastie, specially due to the constant use of "virgin" to make an argument.

>roasties
>regret

>what you will see will be nothing but a lie; how it seems, will never be what it is.. until 'dsdsk'..

is this a curse? what did i do in my past lives to garner Satan's direct focus upon me?> cant we just party?

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>The surgeon needs to wear nightmare vision goggles just to keep his sanity

they don't, but they do become looser

Why then do they use the word "rejuvenation".

Jews find a way to get shekels from desperate roastie to shield their innocence
>Roast beef vaginas
kek, soon some feminist beta knight will eat those jerkies for understanding feminism

Can't repair a thousand cock stare though.

>being Swedish and not knowing how vaginas work

I thought you people were supposed to be sexually liberated? I can't imagine what it must be like to be Swedish and to have never seen a vag.

Only thots say otherwise.
I prefer to be called an "uneducated virgin" that belives that vagina's labia can loose after too many dicks than a beta provider for a roastie.

Nice try Sharon

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Hahahagaha

t.paki

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Show BOB

Nice pedobait.

>You fags tug your cocks almost daily: have you noticed any physical change? Yeah, exactly.

Yes. I've been wanking daily for the past 30 years. My dick is now extremely curved to the left. I piss at a 40 degree angle now. Real talk.

Micro tearings.
Yes they do happen when you stretch her cunt a lot.
It's politically motivated much like when they discarded telegony in the 40s before promoting feminism.

>being this cucked to think low mileage woman = child

he probably only ever gets the beef curtains since Russians are natural born whores

>It's politically motivated much like when they discarded telegony in the 40s before promoting feminism.
Communists were literally killing geneticists in favour of telegony, what's your point?
>low mileage woman
>no pubes
Again, nice try, pedo.

And here is proof #2 of you being a roastie. Straight to the ad-hominems and no argument whatsoever. Its amusingly sad how transparent you are.
How's that sexual liberation working out for you on the other hand? How does it feel with the kebab flaps flopping about down there when its windy? You are aware the article used the word "repair", which imply these vaginas are damaged, right? Poor lass, perhaps you should give up that British "slag culture" and you wouldn't be spending time on a Taiwanese Knitting Board arguing with people that the sad state of your vagina is natural.
Here's another tip for you lass: having a steady partner for many, many years you'll be able to tell the change in their vagina over the years. Only difference is that it won't matter: because you did that anyway. Not a good couple of hundred men.

this

I tugged my dick alott and it now looks like a turkey neck when flaccid

nice healthcare getting a boost. Better than wasting it on make up.

>>low mileage woman
>>no pubes
Even the roastie didn't have pubes.

Have you ever seen a vagina? Or is PornHub your only source?

>Even the roastie didn't have pubes.
>Or is PornHub your only source?
The fuck does it have to do with anything, you fucking braindead aussie?
Roasties (and to extent porn actresses) shave their vaginas. And not just shaving by razor, but through the full blown waxing, so not even stubbles left.
If anything, completely shaven vagina is more of a roastie sign than the roastbeef itself. Or very underaged. Pick your posion.

Funny thing with people like you is, you talk like you could get with women. When the truth is no women have any interest in you, because your an autistic fuck. Lol

>completely unrelated to the point
I guess you didn't have the loicence to write about vaginas.

that means teh guy had a bigger dick than you, idiot

>t. Dick expert

In old school talk this means fucking slobbering thirsty poofter

if this is not true, why do you never see little babies with roast beef lips?

the skin is stretched by abuse and overuse
anyone saying otherwise is a woman being a cunt

Do you see many baby lips in the first place?

as an MD who delivers about 10 per week, yes I do
anything else?

.......

Prolapse is not pretty

You don't have much to do with women, do you?

The size and color of the labia is largely determined by hormones and genetics, not the amount of partners a woman has had.

Because babies don't have the amount of hormones that adult women do. The labia grows when puberty hits.

>t. John Podesta

toastie roastie

>as an MD who delivers about 10 per week, yes I do
That only makes your argument more retarded.
All babies have different anatomy from adults, and not all genetic traits are visible right off the bat.

>being an MD
>being on Jow Forums

Tyler, your mom said only 2 hours for your computer use. Now turn that computer off and go do your homework.

Her:
>"It does not look like an Arby's Deluxe Dr. Steinberg"
Surgeon specializing in Labia-ectomy:
>"Oh, yes it does look like an Arby's Deluxe. Butt, for only $10,000, I can return it to it's former fortune cookie glory"

sorry that is false

labia aren't muscles they are skin
skin that is pulled over & over gets damaged

zoom in on beef curtains
theres literal scaR tissues & pustules

are you an MD?

>as an MD

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Tits aren't muscles either ( mostly), but those grow in size when puberty hits, right?

*Twitter infection confirmed via observed usage of homosexual reaction images*

kek

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>if this is not true, why do you never see little babies with roast beef lips?

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Speaking of roast beef vags

You’re confusing a vagina and labias, virgin.

It takes a pretty girthy cock to mash a twat into a permanent Arby's™ sandwich. Anyone with a big cock knows this. I dated a girl for 4 years who started with a pristine tight innie, and she was so scared of my big 'un she just wanted to suck me off for the first couple of years. After she started begging to have her 'tang jackhammered it only took about 1 year before I turned it into what looked like a big red catcher's mitt.

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Fuck off twitter fag

Well, it wouldn't be that far off. The labia get thrown around quite a lot while sticking it in and pulling out.

Don't underestimate us
There are plenty of educated & influential people here

what is the source on this again?

What're the data when you subtract niggers?

Take a bite out of this and tell me it looks the same.

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this

Hight is the number one thing women care about in attractiveness for men and they have almost zero control over that. It's not unfair to complain about a whore with a rostie.

I sent a YouTube link showing this procedure to an ex who had roasties. Not even from my regular email address.
I'm not sure if she emailed everyone she's fucked, but I got an angry email from her about it.

hi faggots married with children fag here and yes the roast beef is true it is not a meme

save yourelves lads

A “repaired” vagina doesn’t fix their broken pair bonding mechanism though.

Being a dicklet is the real red pill

maybe they can use the rest for facials like the korean baby foreskin facial

I'd like to see your sources for this graph or I call bullshit. Something like .2% of men have dicks like that. Literally 70% of women have never even met a guy with "ideal"

Hey roastie, it might surprise you to learn that its a case by case basis, irrelevant to what british chode theyre getting by with.

>t. dicklet

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hehe

>nothing but length
>nothing about girth

literally the lanklets of dick sizes

i bet you're hung like a garden hose pencil dick

Ty for this pajeet