How was mass today, Jow Forums?

How was mass today, Jow Forums?

Y-you still go to church, right, user?

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>c*Tholicks
>Christian

cringe

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No I stopped after I was told it's a Jewish religion

You godless peice of shit, hang your head in shame. Also, Jow Forums is a Christian board.

Fuck off with your kike religion.

>brazilian catholic mongrel

I drank lots of pretend blood of jesus.

fuck off for believing the Jewish lie that Christianity is a Jewish lie.

God blessed the Jews with intelligence but not with honor and they got so greedy and misled that he came down to tell them to stop being so greedy. Then they killed him and have hated His followers ever since.

The jew cried in anger as Christian cultures rose above all others

i did

Catholicism is literally Talmudic and satanic. Sunday worship is pagan sun worship.

>christian culture rose above all others
With exception to the countless nonwhite Christians, right?

but i had to hear all the propaganda about accepting migrants and against salvini

if you go to church on a sunday you are being cucked by satan.

I did.

I went in the morning as I usually do. The priest of my church praised D. Helder Câmara today in the sermon and I am honestly not sure if it was because of the normie view of the man being so inculcated in people's minds or if he is a legit leftist and I should look elsewhere.

Believe it or not Christianity has had a real effect on reducing their primal desires to murder and rape each other. It's not a fast process though, took about 1600 years for whites

lol

Agnostic/Christian cultures. It's the fact that it's white people, not the dopey religion of that particular millennium.

Less crime over time has to do with selection and not religion. Plenty of nigs are christian and murder and rape all the time. It's cause it's white people, who're more civil and intelligent and creative as a whole.

>last few days spent outside
I never knew that there are lots of mixed couples in my town

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went to lame novus ordo missae, don't know what to do.

This!

Gotta do it like the real jews on the Shabbos goy!

the jews parallel their father, satan. once a shining beacon in the world, now a living parasite race.

I did too, it is not unwatchable but there is something about the happy-ish feel of it that doesn't feel adequate for what is essentially a replay of the sacrifice on the cross. I found out there is a tridentine in my city and plan to watch it next Sunday, have you looked to see if where you live there are any Tridentine Masses?

>mass
Christ-chan is a dirty nigger prostate milking protestant.
Get that blasphemous whore of Babylon out of here.

yes, they're few and far between.

t. florida.

DOOOS VULT

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>Sunday worship is pagan sun worship.
This is why sane people ignore zealots.

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It was good senpai Chan

I didn't go even though I told user I would yesterday because I got drunk last night. I feel extremely guilty, although I'm not a Christian (yet). I'm not even baptized. I'm going to Hell aren't I?

does Jow Forums count as church?

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Screw off kike shill

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1. Don't ever despair for your soul.

2. You can reach forgiveness and it is as simple as a change in your heart. Pray to Jesus for him to give you the strength to go follow the straight, narrow path.

I want to be crucified next to Christ chan in the philippines.

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But don't accidentally follow the wrong denomination. Then you go to Hell for having the wrong theology

Ah, I'm a big coward and I can't even muster the will to pray right now. I've considered myself an atheist for well over a decade and there is just something that won't let me make that jump. I'm hoping that attending Mass will help me be less...embarrassed about believing, I guess? I feel like I'm going crazy. I can't even share this with my family or friends.

There is only one god, his name is Kek. Our temple is spread throughout the Earth.

>show up 3 minutes late to mass
>already in 2nd reading
>church is mostly full, but it's only boomers and brown people
>cringy, fat boomer lady tries to sing Alleluia
>Filipino priest gives homily on Jesus' bar mitzvah
>church is ugly semi circle design
>stained glass window of jew york behind altar
>girl servers
>get in line for communion
> cross arms for blessing since need to go to confession
>"extraordinary minister" doesn't understand and haphazardly blesses me and moves me along
>try to finish rosary and pray for spiritual communion
> leave as soon as possible
>spend rest of Sunday confused

At least it wasn't a clown mass.

Attended my first catholic mass today. Thankfully the local parish doesn't buy into the tolerance bullshit.

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I haven't been to church in years. Today, my gf insisted I take her to a 'drag brunch' for her birthday. It was at a gay hamburger restaurant where obese goblins dressed as women danced around grabbing dollar bills from people eating waffles. Next week, I am taking both of us to the Methodist service down the street.

>falling for the religious jew

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Did you pretend to drink the blood of a dead jew?

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The Divine Liturgy was great, thanks. It's the Sunday of the 4th Ecumenical Council. Monophysites btfo

>filename
lmao

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>downloading a thumbnail

It's not. Jews based their fake religion on Christianity.

>getting brainwashed by retarded anonymous strangers on the Internet
Are you really that stupid?

It's was good. The Old Testament reading today was interesting. Saw some old friends because I went to a earlier mass then normal

user, I was in your position for a long time. Let me give you an entirely secular rationale for prayer and going to Mass. As atheists we believe in a single life, one in which we must live to the best of our ability because their is nothing else. However, I would say that you want to live a life that is happy and healthy. A faith community serves this. Christians on average live 4 years longer than non-Christians, and suffer far lower levels of mental illness, anxiety, depression, and express less self-damaging behaviors.

Therefore, for purely selfish reasons you should join a faith community. This was how I started, as I too am a natural skeptic, working in the sciences. That said, once you are taken in by a community you will likely understand the wholesomeness that comes with a faith tradition. However, you are the one who must choose to take that first step, as "many are invited."

washingtontimes.com/news/2018/jun/14/religious-people-longer-lifespans-atheists-study/

psychologytoday.com/us/blog/talking-about-men/201712/religion-and-mental-health-what-is-the-link

I can't 'still' go to church since I never did.

I don't know, I don't fuck children. The Divine Liturgy was... the same as always.

You need to go to the first communion, which I haven't had yet, in order to accept communion during mass.

>Christians on average live 4 years longer than non-Christians
Shouldn't you want to get to heaven faster instead of having some nigger caretaker wipe your ass?

Thank you. I appreciate the advice. I really want to be a part of a faith community, that's a big reason for wanting to reconnect. I'm just honestly a little bit scared. I haven't been to a church in a decade, and I've never been to a Mass. It just seems really intimidating. I feel like they're all going to know what a massive sinner I am, which also seems silly to me? I mean, it's especially stupid of me because another big reason I want in is to participate in reconciliation. I've got a lot of guilt that I can't deal with.

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Everyone you will find at Mass is a sinner, user, some probably even made worse sins than you accuse your self of doing. That is the great thing of the Sacraments though, Baptism will remove all your present sins, and every confession after that removes further sin. God wants you to come to him and remove the stain of sin from your soul.

If you feel intimidated, when you go to mass, you can stay sitting in the corner observing in silence as the service goes. With time, you might even feel inspired to actively participate in it. And when you feel bold enough, talk to the priest that you wish to convert.

I will pray for you, user. Good luck and may God help you with your challenges.

bretty gud

I should have instead visited the elderly at a nursing home.
>I said some prayers, and will go next week.

Lord Jesus, son of God, Have mercy on me a sinner!

full of faggots and pedos why?

Christcucks need to be gassed too

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lol, religion is stupid as fuck and primitive, but somehow Catholics found a way to make it even more dumb and primitive... they incorporate fucking CANNIBALISM into their Mass ceremonies.

They think that their stupid little wafers and wine actually transform into flesh and blood.

Goddamn, religious is dumb primitive bullshit, but including cannibalism into it? Seriously?

Fuck Catholics. Fuck all religions and the people dumb enough to believe in them.

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But pretending to drink blood of a dead jew and constantly talking about washing yourself in the blood of a dead jew is perfectly normal.

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I don’t go to church anymore, every christian I’ve been around would rather defend niggers and spics than their own race. If Jesus ever came back, he’d side with his African and Middle Eastern brothers over Europeans. We worship a religion that focuses on a Jewish traitor. Christianity along with Islam and Judaism were responsible for the deaths of millions of Europeans. The national socialists were aware of this problem and wanted to excimunicte every church in Europe. So no, fuck you and your diversity brainwashing centers OP. You’re the cancer along with boomers that needs to be purged from Jow Forums

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Not Catholic, but that man is a Satanist. There is a reason he usurped the first man to "retire" from being Pope in 1000+ years. This was a Luciferian, globalist coup de'etat.

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A jew probably told you that. Why the hell do you think Hollywood is anti-christian?

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Your time is coming to an end.

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suck on my huge calvinist nuts you disgusting fucking catholicucks

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Nice Cherry picking. I guarantee that the majority of leftist are anti-theist fedora tipping neckbeards like yourself.

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You're betting pretty big.

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>Telling a Christian about his religion
Do some research pal

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My Sabbath is on a Saturday, jokes on you goy

So you deny what I said? lol

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I am pagan, I worship the Gods, yes.

Fpbp

Is Novalis Germany's first trap?

why do you call going to church "mass"?
never understood crazy catholics.

Religion is a tool to control the masses with fear.
>called mass

it's derived from the latin phrase they used to use at the end to dismiss us when it was over
also "liturgical celebration of the holy eucharist" is kind of a mouthful

T I N Y
P E N I S

Yeah, the African ones

checked satan
>66

Well, that was an easy win for me.

But its so fucking early.....

this, kek.

>internet arguments won

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Still doesn't prove what I said was wrong, typical christcuck coward. lol

If billions of people do it then it is by definition normal.

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Not the majority.
Also, billions of people eat at McDonalds, doesn't mean I should incorporate their food into my diet.
Try again.

The amount of shilling in this thread is incredible

sounds like someone needs a bullet in their head

Source? I need to jerk off to this.

/thread

Had fun. Great sermon. One baptism.