2018

>science is either yes or no.

keep dreaming kid.

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>elections tourists don't know the difference between >2011 and le current year
smdh

Is this bait? Is Schrödinger's cat alive? Maybe.

Gabe Newel, aka "Q user" predicted this

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Operating on the human body has enough factors to change a yes to a maybe. In theory scientists should only say yes to things that are proven and repeatable while saying maybe to things that are not.

>Spending eternity on Jow Forums

This really is hell

>forever
More like indefinitely, until the heat death of the universe. I guess it's theoretically possible, but we may be centuries away from a solid understanding and mastery of the underlying biology.

There is no reason that men can't live forever. As long as they can mortally compete with other men then it’s not societally damaging. What would be disastrous is women living forever, this must be avoided at all costs.

Thank god. Existing and dealing with my mortal body is pretty shitty. Feels like a punishment to be quite honest.

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>Schreddits cat
go back

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Its also a ridiculous misunderstanding. For the cat to be in that sate it has to be in its own universe. A universe is a universe so if it merges with this one its a 1:1 merging.

nice, never seen that one before

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Amen Jesus

I barely want to live now.

Le stopping telomere shortening meme. Sorry folks but every human being currently alive is 100% guaranteed to die. Even with full control of human genetics which is possible in 500 years or so you're bound to be killed by something in the span of a thousand years even if you live in a fortified bunker. Be happy with the time you get.

Schrödinger's cat isn't science, it's a fucking thought experiment you dumbfuck.

Life extension is so far a pipedream by very rich people

same with Transhumanism, which is just an Atheist Jewish tech-religion

Can't wait to live forever

as long as the clintons croak first. maybe we can revive hitler via dna and make him live forever in a reinforced mech shell.

people are going to start living forever in 10-15 years

screencap this

There are a lot of diseases that need tackled right away. Many of which they don't have a full understanding of. For starters, Auto-immune diseases Lupus (all variants) Rheumatoid Arthritis (can violently attack the young too - not just grandpappi's hunched back and crippled fingers) and more.

When there are still non-degenerate activity (aids is still your own fault fagboi) related diseases that attack your organs in such a way immortality is a leap too far. Who wants to live forever if you are in constant pain and have to eat vicodins around the closck along with a cocktail of other shit just to keep your body from battling it'self to death.

But cure that type of shit? Yeah, gibs pill yo.

>mfw that stupid Apu ad is still going

Thanks Hiro

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WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER ?

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There's no time for us
There's no place for us
What is this thing that builds our dreams,
Yet slips away from us?
Who wants to live forever?
Who wants to live forever?
Oh, oh.
There's no chance for us
It's all decided for us
This world has only one sweet moment set aside for us
Who wants to live forever?
Who wants to live forever?
Oh, oh.
Who dares to love forever?
Oh, oh, when love must die
But touch my tears, with your lips
Touch my world, with your fingertips.
And we can have forever
And we can love forever
Forever is our today
Who wants to live forever?
Who wants to live forever?
Forever is our today
Who lives forever anyway?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jtpf8N5IDE

the scientists who invent the "Fountain of youth" will literally never be able to afford it.

>the scientists who invent the "Fountain of youth" will literally never be able to afford it.

however, they CAN make shit tons of money, being PAID by near-senile old men to try to figure out the "Fountain of Youth", for a few years.... and then failing to discover it... "It's too complicated to solve without more money!"

lol.

"We don't even know if it's possible! it will require infinite funds and time to research!"

It will be the home hacker scientists who will ascend first among us. the DNA hackers. There is a massive scene right now and growing. The fear of that is tho they may inadvertently create a self replicating gene that grows out of control and spreads to the entire population. I hear there are others tho that are using the tech to target specific "sectors" of the population for that type of reaction. A damn shame that someone would target (((people))) in that way.

This is why when people say “money doesn’t buy happiness”, Icall bullshit. How many billionaires commit suicide? In fact the opposite is true - they’re throwing money into figuring out how to live forever.

>they’re throwing money into figuring out how to live forever.

Trying to find out how to make people live forever but never actually achieving it is a smart long term career strategy.

ACTUALLY solving the aging problem ISN'T a good career model.

if anyone ever actually FINDS the cure for ageing... (((They))) *WILL* murder you.

>(((They))) *WILL* murder you.

to keep it a secret for themselves.

>implying (((they))) don't already have it

lmao at people who die. just walk away from death like wtf death isn't even real

Me, McLeud

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>>implying (((they))) don't already have it

are they still paying to look for it?

Get right or burn forever

streamable.com/w95yp

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Yeah they've been saying this shit forever. There are old "science will soon invent a super pill/therapy/machine/whatever which will make you live FOREVER" articles from the aughts, the 90s, the 80s, the 70s, the 60s, the 50s and etc. Don't bet on it.

>still wanting the Eternal Jew
>2018

Now you get to be a wage cuck for all of eternity.
>Sorry son, here at McDonalds, we only accept burger flippers with 7 PhD's in cullinary science. We picked Pacco here who has 20 degrees and 150 years of work experience at Taco Bell.

>Don't bet on it.

Anti-aging research should be looked at in the exact same way that buisinesses look at medicine.

Expensive Treatment of symptoms should be the only product of anti-aging research...

Actually curing aging isn't a profitable business model.

Pros of living forever : learning everything
Cons of living forever : everything else
Or you can kys when you're bored ?

It is. And then when you did your soul gets reincarnated back into this matrix prison. You think (((They))) stopped at death? Oh sweaty this goes much deeper than that. We are trapped in this cycle of both and rebirth to be financial and energetic slaves

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Why are you a nutcase?

"Thanks for solving the problem of ageing, mr scientist... you're services are no longer required, and i'm afraid that you now know too much...."

They've been saying that since the 90s.

I watched DitF no ty

>implying the Jews will ever let the goyim extend their lives

Soros might live forever, but not you goy!

I'm sure some autists did the maths on this and if nobody died of old age the average life span would be about 1000years before you die in a freak accident

Man I just wish nothing existed. Why does shit have to exist? Nothing is true perfection.

If death becomes preventable as a disease, what stops it from becoming illegal?

>"halt, you still owe Mr Goldberg 10 trillion dollars in life extension medication. We have no choice but to bring you back to life using a backup copy of your brain and have you resume your gainful employment at Pizza Hut. Also the revival fee is 2 trillion"

Eternal life would mean an eternal jewish ruling class owning generations of goyim

>senescent cells being killed off
>telomeres being extended indefinitely
>all diseases are actually already curable

The Sillicon Valley kikes and their shills are not kidding when talking about making death a chronic disease, rather than a necessary end to life.

Only concrete, objective, factual information matters.

>This is true
>Current euthanasia laws

Jesus Christ, how terrifying

No one dies in the current year

So business as usual?

>ads

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Only concrete, objective, factual information matters.

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I take eternal life over mortality any day.
I wanna become the next Nameless One.

Sure, live forever
Till the collapse of human civilization and see the sun burn the earth while millions of people alive screan that there is no God

No fucking thank you

Please don't take this gift from me.

You don't have to do what (((they))) tell you.

Stop saying things like this.

Until they control your brain. ELF-sensitive Morgellon pathogens activate!

/sarc... I wish I was being sarcastic, but this is being developed, I say based on concrete, objective, factual information.

Only concrete, objective, factual information matters.

Eternal suffering is still suffering.

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>Revelations 9:6
>During those days people will seek death but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them.

Hmm.

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Are you one of those neo Catholics?

Only concrete, objective, factual information matters.

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The eternal boomer.

Ah the great Boomer delusion. No you old retarded fucks. You are going to die and you can't take all your shit with you. Get over it.

The answer to Schrodinger's cat is both yes AND no. You literally picked the worst example.

>if nobody died of old age
the niggers would come eat you alive in about 100 years.

Shit exists so you can complain about it.
that's actually a form of luxury come to think of it.

>believing in (((transhumanism)))
You have a weak will

well its technicqlly possible to live forever, if we edited out everything that killed us, small things like aging, or total organ failure, and then were very lucky foreverk

It's true. I've been alive for 5,116 years thanks to magick. Now you see why you're all peons to us. With thousands of years of experience, nothing you mortals conceive of can surprise us nor can we counter. You have been eternally btfo in a literal sense and have no hope against us.

ETERNAL BOOMER

>Boomers will forever be on Social Security Gibs and will forever fuck up the price of Healthcare instead of just fucking dying already

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>muh transhumanism is Jewish maymay

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julian_Huxley

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Life extention/transhumanism being a pipe dream is a self-fulfilling prophecy. Because of people like you, this sort of research doesn't get enough funding, and this prevents the technology from getting developed as a result.

Get comfortable with death CPGrey

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Transhumanism used to be, at the turn of the 20th century, focused on eugenics and spiritual development. Technofetishists took over in about 1970.

Boredom and other forms of suffering are ultimately caused by chemical reactions in the brain. If we can reverse engineer the brain, it should be theoretically possible to re-engineer the brain in such a way that makes it physically impossible to feel any form of suffering.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Pearce_(philosopher)

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Then kys

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Given billions of years to advance technologically, it's possible that some way to get around the heat death could be achieved, such as colonization of other universes or the creation of new universes.

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>cockroach milk

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been trying to tell people that transhumanism isn't a joke.

if you are anti-transhumanism you are in a pro-death cult and you are my enemy.

>science is either yes or no.
this statement directly contradicts the scientific method