Lots of excitement this weekend over a possible radio signal from the Crux constellation

Maybe 200, radio existed for us 100 years ago. Still not great.

Bullshit...

fake and super duper gay

which is fucking scary because our oldest radio wave signals have only reached 100 LY out... This means they have had radio transmission for 3x as long as us... which means they are 300+ years more technologically advanced...

More like 210 years, if we're hearing their first radio transmissions.

Australia to make first contact with the space niggers, it has been prophetised.

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bomp

>Hobartians

not a coincidence

Again, it'd make them 200 years ahead. Which might not be as significant of an advancement as we might think. Tech advancements will likely end up plateauing at a certain point, less major advancements over longer periods.

>Australia to make first contact with the space niggers
We're fucking fucked, mate.

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

Been around since 92; still touring as well.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crüxshadows

Honestly though? we should answer them. Mic Spam in their general direction, saying "Fuck off we're full"

Just blast a bunch of bestiality porn at them. Show them we're open to certain kinds of "contact".

Theres a chance they are dead due to a nuclear holocaust.

Lmfao
"space"

And this is the full transmission and i quote
>"GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW !!!"
end quote lads

I won't be the last leak.

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

Project blue beam

/thread

Big if true. Like space.

Fake. Can't find shit.

Explain, in detail, why space is not real.

So how do the different countries of the world respond to this? I'll start.

USA:
>Do they have oil?
Canada:
>I wonder if I can have sex with them.
Australia:
>Fuck off, we're full. Fucking cunts.
England:
>Excuse me, but do you have a loicense for that fast radio burst?
Sweden:
>We, the moral superpower, will welcome Cruxians here so that Sweden can be the first post-planetary state!
Germany:
>Wir schaffen das!
Israel:
>oy vey it's anuddah shoah!

Explain why it is

Why would time dictate how more advanced they are than us?

>in a bizarre move, NASA lets the internet compile a message to the alien civilization
>"lets be frenz"

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why can i see stars and planets in detail with a telescope??

Don't do this kind of shit to me, OP. I really want this to happen before I die. They don't have to come here or anything, I just want to know that someTHING is out there. Don't toy with us with this bullshit.

> All African countries
> Gib me dat for free

isn't the nature of space incompatible with sending recognizable signals past the solar system range?

Are you sure stars are what you think they are?

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We aren't moving faggots

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Found something user. Good sauce on this....they are just replying back...

youtube.com/watch?v=DRD-tO7jV9U

Lol @ my id
>EZGG

if there were anything out there we would know by now

It's stated to be an early information leak not yet available to the media.

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NOBODY DIED AT SANDY HOOK, THE EARTH IS ROUND, NUKES EXIST, GIANTS NEVER ROAMED THE EARTH, AND YOU ARE A FAGGET

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Didn't Oxford just release that study we have a 1 in 3 chance of being alone in the universe?

no news articles on it, no sources, nothing being talked about it under news, under google from last week. eat shit and die.

what do you think they are?

There is something so soothing about watching these.

Checkers. And this hurts user. I'm one of those damn statistics.

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>Alien looks like her dad
Would've been so much more entertaining if it looked like Hitler instead.

>Cross constellation

This is gonna be some bluebeam shit, They're gonna say it's Jesus coming back but it'll all be fake and it will really be the antichrist

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L Years!

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No. Watch this: youtube.com/watch?v=RKapUWxTvWI

>GIANTS NEVER ROAMED THE EARTH
except this one is 100% true

>there is exactly one fixed point in 3D space, all other points are moving
>we are not moving

The only response to this should be to capture some rocks and toss them in their general direction.
Better do it now before they get the bright idea and try to kill us first.

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The Earth isn't a planet.

Yeah its probably bullshit but the last leak i saw 2 weeks ago turned out to be true. It rarely happens.

>invented radio 200 years before mankind
>ayyys technologically inferior to mankind

pick one

Basically, yes. Radio signals dissipate or are lost in the background noise in less distance than our nearest stellar neighbor. This would mean the radio signal, if it is in fact coming from somewhere in the Crux constellation, is either being pushed by a tremendous amount of energy or is traveling by some other means that is beyond our physics. Of course it's absolutely retarded to think an advanced extraterrestrial civilization would use plain old radio waves for communication across interstellar space so if this is for real real, it is probably for us specifically.

where are these leaks coming from then? is there anyone talking about it online or ?

It would have to be a high powered directly aimed transmission, unless they are using their star for omnidirectional signals. Then problem is that they could be sending something like a trojan horse.

This! Yes, we are the center of the universe. Only after hard night of drinking do i have to put one foot on the floor to keep the bed from spinning.

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*less distance than many of our stellar neighbors

Shilling for fake "christian end times" (which isn't biblical but a deception and will incorporate all manner of BS like aliens leading to a new world order)

an out of focus shitty telescope maybe

>It's by far the biggest sign of extraterrestrial life that's ever been discovered.

wait bigger than the "wow" signal?

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>>GIANTS NEVER ROAMED THE EARTH

They sure didn't if you know anything about physics and anatomy

that sucks

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>*dubstep bass drops*

Have you read the old Sumerian tablets user. Can give you a nice solid picture of what to expect. At least, if its the same xenos as last time anyway. Great story anyway, worth a read.

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>plateauing
He thinks there are brakes on this train

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take whitey with you! leave the rest

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that is so out of focus you can actually see the secondary mirror. nigga, i own a telescope and whoever took those photos is misusing it on purpose.

DUDE

>yfw clowns are LARPing as the redhead cannibal giants
>This is why Shriners and masons do clown shows
>This is why clowns wear stilts and oversized shoes

youtube.com/watch?v=RagEvId6yJo

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Really? Multiverse. Jews detected!

Joe Rogan relavent.

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Nephilim are just Neaderthal.

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>mexico
>are they hiring? work for cheap only 1 space credit a starhour you can fire your regularly paid ayye carambas

yeah i could purposefully misuse optics and get some shitty pics too, whats your point? you have to be retarded to take those seriously, you are getting trolled.

Also, supposing they sent technology towards us, it would be 300 of their years out of date by the time it got to us at a minimum, which would put as at least at par with them.
The future is now, but 300 LY away.

FPBP.

Hollow-Flat Earth or nothing.

COOPER COOPER

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I trust my eyes and not you.

nope, they're already here and they've been here a long time

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i dont know. The last leak I saw was concerning Kennedy and Trump meeting last November about Kavenaugh being appointed. That part happened. They also said Barrett would be leaked as strong front runner to test the puplic perception because she will be nominated next July.

Lets say there is a civilization 300 LY from us and we just got a signal from them. That means it will be ~200 years before they know about us. Can we afford to not immediately work toward destroying this civilization, given this time advantage? If they knew about us first, could they afford not to destroy us? There is no way to have a dialogue at such distances, but you could certainly deploy doomsday weapons at such distances.