>be me >age 21 >apex nerd >thin as a rail, no muscle mass, bad skin, bad posture, slightly discolored teeth because my oral hygiene is bad >terrible processed college diet and zero exercise >I look like a girl could beat the shit out of me, and she probably could too >play vidya all day long >decent genes, but not very attractive for the aforementioned reasons >no social graces with females, can't understand how their minds work >one previous sexual partner, a 5/10 if I'm being generous, bubbly Asian nerd with severe self-confidence issues who kind of fell into fucking me by circumstance >just two sexual encounters and then it was over >that was my entire sexual history up to that point
>discover Jow Forums >swallow and digest mass quantities of redpills >take a year to fully embrace all of it, during which time I become a complete hermit >literally spending all day long on Jow Forums, 24/7, even during classes
>wake up one day >decide out of the blue that I'm going to put this shit in action and change my life for the better >hit the gym in my apartment complex, first time ever >major failure >don't even know how the machines work >the dudebros are laughing at me, but I don't get discouraged >change diet, start dressing like an adult (no more t-shirts!) >even pay for teeth whitening treatments with the dentist >devote mental attention to completing studies and securing an important internship >get the internship >leads to a great job after graduation >$120k salary out of the gate with the potential to reach $250k within 5 years
>... three years later >now earning around $190k >Chad body, feeling great >now friends with a couple of the guys who laughed at me at the gym >girls constantly chatting me up >can't even have a chill night at the bar without being approached at least 3-4 times >married co-workers and superiors are openly flirting with me on a regular basis >ignore every single one of them >literally still have not had sex since college >chasing a 10/10 girl who lives in my apartment complex, would have definitely walked right past me without a second thought if I had met her in college >establish a rapport with her, finally feel that the time is right and ask her out >she agrees on the spot and complains that she has been waiting for me to ask for months
>... fast forward to today >we've been dating for about a year now and she's already discussing marriage >absolutely 10/10 supermodel looks, intelligent white Aryan woman, wants to start popping out kids as soon as we tie the knot, no desire to chase a career >I've been promoted to manager at my firm, earning $250k per year, and will likely attain partnership within the next decade depending on who retires first
It is possible to improve yourself. Just do it. Don't think about it. You'll have all the time you want to look back and think about it after you've achieved your goals. Go out there and just be the man you want to be.
Dominic Walker
Nice LARPing. Have a bump
Easton James
>(no more t-shirts!) Boomer detected stopped reading there. The only reason boomers wore button shirts was because people were too stupid back then and couldn't make a flexible shirt that didn't require it to be split down the middle. There is nothing wrong with a "t-shirt".
Colton Young
>the Le 500k a year meme.
nice larp
Jaxson White
I like this OP. Now how did you get the Chad body? Jow Forums sticky? Or literally Chad's workout routine, from your picture? Congrats.
Levi Stewart
There is if you want to earn a decent salary. Dress for success. Wear t-shirts at home, if you must, but even then you should dress to maximize the amount of women who notice you.
Nicholas Brown
Okay, but how does having a large salary save the European race?
Noah Baker
>nothing wrong with a "t-shirt"
Except that its still socially awkward to wear one to many events where the expectation is of a higher level of dress.
Brandon Torres
Allows you to support more children.
Charles Ross
>$190,000 a year >lives in an apartment
Lel
Jack Johnson
what do you do for a living?
Connor Davis
I agree, this was a mistake. I should have gone for a house, but I wanted to stay mobile and didn't know how long I was going to be living in this city.
My other mistake was waiting so long to ask out my girlfriend, but it had been years and I was nervous.
All this effort just to lose half your shit and become alimony slave, mark my words.
Jeremiah Bailey
Nice LARP
Christopher Rivera
t-shirts make you look like a child.
Eli Lee
>calisthenics Thanks m8.
Aiden Anderson
Financial analyst. I live in upstate New York. Didn't want to end up as a city mutt, so I passed up an offer from (((Wells Fargo))) to work at a smaller firm somewhere where there were more whites.
Ryan Garcia
They look as happy as I was back in the day hitting roasties. Love the devil horns, so cool.
Seriously, you cannot explain to sexless males why once you break through that it becomes horrifying but it freaking does.
> There is always hope. Just apply yourself Is there any way I can apply myself in not being fucked in the ass by the government in all my jobs and businesses?
Ryder Bell
>projecting this hard T-shirts only make you look like a child if you already look like a child you giga faggot. Hit the weights cunt
Jacob Smith
speak for yourself. I'm a boots, t shirt, and jeans guy till the day I die.
Levi Anderson
Seek land in Southern Georgia. It's far enough in the South to escape most niggers, but animals like hog and deer roam free and all year is open season, but the Game Wardens hardly put any bounties anymore. So, ammunition is usually paid for out of pocket. Also, horticulture
Jonathan Brown
>start dressing like an adult (no more t-shirts!)
Tryhard faggot detected. Have fun being warm and sweaty.
>it's easy just pick some stuff up then put it down then get 120k starting lmao
Thanks bro
Cameron Gomez
Finance and accounting.
Jonathan Sanchez
Keep going little brother.
Grayson Adams
1. Shit that never happened. 2. Do NOT under any circumstances for any reason ever EVER marry a bitch like that without a prenup.
Even though OP is full of shit and hasn't actually done it, this is still the sort of thing every Jow Forumstard should be working toward.
Get your dumb asses in the gym and eat that fucking protein. Work hard at your job and get that fucking money. Get yourself a bitch and make her sign that fucking prenup. Then seed her and produce more white children and raise them to get off their fucking asses and work hard.
Do you want to save the white race or not? Do you want to live forever?
Carter Wood
Good job op
I did finance in school, but I went to a small school and was too intimidated into applying for internships. Making ok money for my area, but nowhere near even your starting salary. Congrats on actually making something of yourself in this life, make sure you knock that woman up, we need more upper class whites with big families.
Hunter Hall
To actually trade in my profession, and build a life for my family? With a baby on the way it's pretty shit going to buy a house but knowing there's a 50/50 chance that each of my revenue sources be it my businesses or my job will be gone by years end or soon after.
Jack Martin
>tfw study the same in Germany >10 years working experience >only 40k a year
And I already earn more than the average. Feels bad, man
Hunter Robinson
you should dress to maximize the amount of women who notice you.
Ahahahaha look at the hahahaha no seriously look at his oh no no no no
Brandon Hughes
Judges routinely throw out prenups these days. You have no idea what you're talking about. The only solution is to find a good woman.
Joseph Wilson
I didn't say you should accept the advances thrown your way. I just said that you want women to notice you. This is actually an essential component in making yourself attractive to 10/10 women. Women will assign value to you based on how other women respond to you. Your income and earning potential are actually not strong factors in attracting women, unless they're gold-diggers. You'll need a good income to raise children, but it's not that important to a good wife. She just wants a dominant man that other women envy, and you have to maintain that energy or your attractiveness will fade with time.
Hunter Lee
Professional larper on Jow Forums
Justin Howard
>from your picture roids
Josiah Morris
Lets see a time stamp and body pic faggot.
Elijah Allen
financial analyst at an investment bank? what kind of bank pays 250k to an analyst only working 3 years
Nathan Ortiz
why do you want him to post his body? better proof would be a pic & timestamp of pay stubs, with all personal info redacted of course
Michael Hill
>>hit the gym in my apartment complex, first time ever >apartment has free gym presumably downstairs for free....didnt go, wtf user
Henry Lee
Analysts cap out in the $160-180k region. I'm the manager of my department, hence the higher salary. I elected to work at a smaller company where my presence would be more valued. Could have earned more at a place like Wells Fargo, but that requires a fair amount of luck and knowing (((the right people))), or being a member of (((the tribe))), which I am not.
Nathaniel Hill
>tfw want to tone up a bit and get fit >tfw find exercise painfully boring and tedious I feel like this is why intelligent people are often skinny. Because being able to tolerate going to the gym for extended periods of time would send anyone with an IQ over 120 insane.
Kayden Russell
Exercise releases endorphins, serotonin, dopamine, and other reward chemicals in your brain. The activity itself is a little tedious, but it's not that bad, you can listen to audiobooks to take your mind off it, and you'll feel great when you're finished.
Samuel Sullivan
Asking someone to post body is a time honored Jow Forums tradition
Daniel Hernandez
>I'm the manager of my department, hence the higher salary. do you have a master's degree? inv. banks often require one for anyone moving into a more managerial role, might be different at a smaller company though
>that requires a fair amount of luck and knowing (((the right people))), or being a member of (((the tribe))), which I am not. yeah that's for sure, (((they)) seem to hire based on where you go to (((university))) or if you know other kikes in the industry. I studied finance in college and wasn't able to land any position at a investment bank or hedge fund for similar reasons. Gave up on that lol
>Be me >no job or gf >no dad >browse chans >masturbate constantly pouring hot wax on tiny penis and balls >listen to music concrète / avant garde faggot sperg shit like autechre
>clean my room >++++++ALPHPA SHROOM TECH++++ >become based >$4.8Mil. / yr salary sucking big corp. cock >Ripped as shit. T levels all the way replenished >fuck Joe rogan >have a dad >cock: 18in. length 4.5 mile girth >fuck my dad >only listen to music like lil yachty or lil skies
>just believe in yourself and clean your room and you can be like me
go the fuck back to Jow Forums you fucking faggots
Samuel Smith
Intelligent people realize that sometimes you have to make sacrifices (do things you don't enjoy) for the greater good. Cleaning the house is boring, too.
Christian Cruz
>I feel like this is why intelligent people are often skinny. Because being able to tolerate going to the gym for extended periods of time would send anyone with an IQ over 120 insane.
I can think of dozens of activities that are objectively more boring compared to going to the gym.
Either way, the whole point of the gym is for physical purposes, you're not there to become some intellectual or challenge your mind. If you want that go read a book/do crossword puzzles or some other shit
Carson Watson
>not getting other people to clean your house I'm not doing woman's work lmao.
So I guess you're just gonna be living in your own filth then.
>being able to tolerate going to the gym for extended periods of time would send anyone with an IQ over 120 insane Then do weights at home genius. Or neck yourself.
thank you mate i am going to the gym today to start my new life
Luis Russell
> be me > 5'6 manlet > vidja 24/7 > smoke devils lettuce > get redpilled > give up childish things > become brain surgeon at 25 > hit the gym, befriend chad, kidnap chad > sedate chad, cut his skull open, swap my brain into chad's body > mfw
You do know that guy in your pic was a contestant on The Bachelor. He is a roid raging meathead who was in real estate, nobody likes him. But kudos to you for idolising a loser.
Easton Butler
yeah chad is such a douchebag fucking hated that guy
i wanted the 5'5 latino nice guy to win cuz nice guys are ftw
