The reason you feel fucked up or weird rn

Is because there's a giant planet sized fucking magnet coming between us and the sun disrupting both magnetic fields, aka Planet Mercury.

FUCK THIS FUCKING PLANET. WE NEED TO NUKE IT OUT OF ORBIT.

I started feeling fucky for no reason like 2 days ago and couldn't figure out why and then I remembered this shitfuck planet existed.

>astrology42.com/mercury-retrograde/

FACT: Giant fucking magnet in space fucks with all of us 3 times a year for a month at a time..

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sciencealert.com/watch-richard-feynman-on-why-he-can-t-tell-you-how-magnets-work
thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=27494.0
astrology42.com/mercury-retrograde/
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You are probably just having your period

All the nervous system runs on electricity. Our mind is a machine that is, at least on the physical plane, rooted in electricity and magnetism.

So it's on now?

>(((Mercury)))

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Reply Go away evil Mercury or the sun will use mercury as a lens to fry you and your family in your sleep. I’m not kidding, go ahead and try it

astrologyhoroscopereadings.com/2018-mercury-retrograde-calendar.html

>a planet is fucking with you
>not glowing led screens and cell phone/wifi waves constantly blasting us

It's the same as how the moon effects the tides and other shit.

so wear a magnet hat, problem solved

What a simpleton pleb. Mercury is headed towards a retrogression like a week from now that is true. Jupiter at least came out of it so we have some hope. However Mars is retrograde with the South Node and soon will conjunct Saturn and Pluto while both of them are retrograde at this time. It's generally bad for most of the common folk.
t. psychic astrologer tarot reader shaman

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"space" lol

This may explain Elon Musk's behavior this weekend.
Dude is a robot. The magnet's fucking him up.

Just no.

You cannot blame your mental problems on Mercury. Also Mercury couldn't possibly disrupt the magnetic field of the Sun, no planet in the solar system can, including Jupiter. None of them are large enough.

Disrupt your own magnetic field by sticking your dick in a light socket to assure the rest of us that you never are ever able to breed.

Actually you're probably just drinking too much caffeine or eating too much sugar. The earth is flat.

Great, but I give more of a shit about the planet that is coming between the suns electromagnetic field and ours

Banish the planet user. Simple. Reverse the Hexagram of Mercury.

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get the fucking nukes ready boys because we are going to destroy an entire fucking planet
MERICA

>flag
holy shit i thought the gypsy memes were just banter

Technically you can't because mental anguish is associated with a damaged Moon in astrology. Mercury is significator for practical skills, eloquence, reasoning, workplace.

Tell is how the planets are going to fuck with Trump meeting Putin.

vedic or tropical?

Quote from the first paragraph of wiki article:
>"The magnetic field is strong enough near the bow shock to slow the solar wind, which induces a magnetosphere."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury's_magnetic_field

its 100 million kilometers away, and only 2500km in radius, its magnetic effect compared to anything else vaguely magnetic anywhere in your house would be infinitesimal in comparison.

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>All the nervous system runs on electricity. Our mind is a machine that is, at least on the physical plane, rooted in electricity and magnetism.
No
Just fucking no
It doesn't so please shut up and never speak about the human mind again.

so you don't think electromagnetism effects our cns?

Shills out in droves in this thread.

They don't want you to be mercury pilled

Both. Hellenistic astro is derived from Parashara Hora Shastra. But it needs Jaimini and Ashtakvarga too to work properly most of the rules of the sidereal zodiac will work in tropical too because all the planets shift at the same time equally you just changed the perspective on them.

I can't because I am bound by a vow of silence on political issues. My readings could influence the outcome just too much.

Is that why I'm so horny this weekend?

>astrology42.com
kys

what would you say the relationship between the ascendent, sun, and moon are in relation to a person.
i often hear conflicting things. for instance, I'm scorpio asc, gemini sun, taurus moon. what does that say about me? also in tropical my sun would be a cancer but that's not accurate at all i feel

>'You could see there was blood coming out of OPs eyes. Blood coming out of OPs — wherever.'

Yes my child.

So basically a planet (lit. wanderer because they did this things when observed) is wandering again.
I'm sure the ancient greeks didn't knew this when called them wandering stars...
And no, a massive planet don't move a little bit a planet, it should displace it from its orbit.

Ok so you're arrogant as fuck. Good to know.

fpbp

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Dani? Is that you?

>FUCK THIS FUCKING PLANET. WE NEED TO NUKE IT OUT OF ORBIT.
Know how I know you're a southern immigrant?

>like 2 days ago
kys

I see. Cause I was thinking all weekend, wow I'm so aroused right now.

Fuckin magnets!

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windows2universe.org/?page=/mercury/Magnetosphere/magsphere_overview.html

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hello frater

keked, it's true

Case by case analysis. 1st house Sun in Libra will give you Leo qualities even if the Sun is debilitated because it can get directional strength there. It won't be like Leo but it will be in your face compensating for it. Things will overlap and you have to figure out the priority of the manifestation of archetypes.
If you have a damaged 7th house in the Vedic chart you will have delays in marriage even if the Venus is in good condition. Then you twist the same chart into tropical and you will get an average 7th house but then the Venus will be debilitated and obliterated by malefics thus giving you the exact same outcome as the Vedic chart did previously.

would you read my chart?

The mind is chemical not electromagnetic
Does electromagnetism effect chemicals
Yes
But not specifically the mind
It effects the chair you are sitting in the change in your pocket the cloths you are wearing.
The mind is in no way specially linked to electromagnetism. It does not work like a Electrical machine.
It is not a series of magnets.
Honestly a better metaphor for a firing neuron is like lighting a line of gunpowder
But even that is a horrible example.
It is its own thing
Just look it up see it how it works and describe it for what it is.

I am the chosen one. The gatekeeper. The seer. The sheppard. The light bearer.

Put a small magnet against your head. Now that small magnet has many times the effect on you compared to both Earth's and Mercury's magnetic fields.

Does holding that magnet cause you problems? No? Then the magnetic fields are not to blame. If it does, then you are probably crazy and should seek professional help.

No. I only consult the vip.

Nobody actually knows how magnets work lol

>sciencealert.com/watch-richard-feynman-on-why-he-can-t-tell-you-how-magnets-work

>thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=27494.0

Whats up with Virgos during this cosmic event?

I'm a vip, i would like to see if you have the same interpretation of my chart. an unbiased view.

That will be 1 Bitcoin which I will donate further to Lauren Simonssen.

GAS THE GYPSIES

Whys she get a bitcoin im the one who asked

Why does Jow Forums have the most educated retards?

Fun fact: The top finance companies in the world consult "educated retards" like that all the time for important decisions. The only difference is, the ones they contact don't have the same scruples as he or she does.

Go back to /x/ you fucking retard, astrology is a fairy tale.

For 100usd she will follow you on Twitter.
For 500usd she will shake your hand.
For 1 btc she will go out with you on a coffee date.
I have my needs too.

You literally have to be top 1% in intelligence for proper sarcasm.

This is true

Also this:
>“When you come into the land that Yahowah your God is giving you, you shall not learn to follow the abominable practices of those nations. There shall not be found among you anyone who burns his son or his daughter as an offering, anyone who practices divination or tells fortunes or interprets omens, or a sorcerer or a charmer or a medium or a necromancer or one who inquires of the dead, for whoever does these things is an abomination to the Lord. And because of these abominations the Yahowah your God is driving them out before you.
- Deuteronomy/Dabarym 18:9-12

Ok,the BIG CORP ever have reason because they are superior,kys.

Get me a reference first. Lots of people try to scam for my services.

Not talking about Astrology retard, talking about astronomy. Like the moon effecting the tides etc..or a meteor crashing into the fucking planet.

Banger. Is that you? Why you're posting it's already over for you.

Oh so you are a Virgo and it made you super horny as well?

Astronomy started as Astrology. You have to go back.

Not a virgin anymore sorry you can't date me I'm sure you'll find another gay dude to your liking who hasn't been pozzed yet.

cool, so are most of us here.

Wow.... Really? Tell me more oh wise and noble wizard

Chile are you retarded? That's not what I implied by that post. Explaining something doesn't mean I'm excusing it ffs you brainlet.

How can you act like a high and mighty spiritualist and then make that joke?

I'm a Khazar by blood, im not trying to scam I wish to know if your first thoughts are similar to mine

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Thanks. Past couple days I've been depressed and wanting to off myself. I feel like I do in winter - slow and tired and depressed - but it's too close to the solstice. Glad I can pin it on something else.

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Did you put a curse on him?

You don't have to be a wizard to know that giant magnets floating in space have an influence on conscious beings that function on electrical signals. The interpretation of the effects might be wacky, but to deny their existence would be lunacy.

Yeah and I did them. Life's been good to me overall.

I recognized the pull and how strong it was.. Really started fucking me up bad about 2-3 days ago. Once I felt its frequency it was very, very easy to take proper steps. Normally when something throws me out of whack it is more difficult, its almost as if this gave me a boost.

Was referrring specifically to his comment that said astronomy came from astrology. As if I wouldn't know this

What proper steps? What can you even do?

the trick is using it to your advantage

Had some demons rob me of my seed Friday during my sleep so it checks out.

Tara Dasha is applicable on chart by Venus, overrides the proper Vimshottari sequence and thus you are probably running Sun period and not Rahu.
Venus is starved and is 1st grade malefic for you. Makes you insecure, narcissistic, materialistic while not supporting your income at the same time. Moon period will be better imo. Hard to tell when it starts just like estimating by eyes.
Ketu and Saturn will be better for your income.
Now donate to Lauren Simonssen's patreon.

Just fucking lol at you buddy boy.

My house is old. I asked the neighbours if they let me get inside their court so I can get that side of the wall isolated and painted. They said yes. I did it. They were away gave me the keys. Then 2 weeks later after I finished they were revolted that I dared to get inside their court to paint my wall. Makes you think doesn't it?

>not talking about astrology
>astrology42.com/mercury-retrograde/
>astrology42.com
>not talking about astrology
Just die already you fucking commie faggot.

I've been told i am an incredibly old soul by a respected astrologer, do you think that's true? The rest is pretty accurate. You think I'm on the sun period? When do you think I'll start my moon period? Also, I will donate.

Ah so the anti-christ
Thanks for saying that.

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>psychic astrologer tarot reader shaman
>flag
plz dont give my family gypsy curse, Bogdan

Everyone tells you that and when you ask for a career reading then they always recommend teaching or writing. Well who's going to fix the cables in your house or bake your bread if everyone in those online readings is an empath crystal child?

The core of Earth is a giant fucking magnet too.

Towrahless One(Anti-Christ) is supposed to come from Macedonia so he's not that far away....

If he has both a Muslim and a Catholic parent then it could be him

bet pol feels it especially since many ya'll niggas be indigo children yknow what im sayin

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Don't worry user, it's just your AIDS, not mercury.

Holy fuck I'm ded.

>Makes you think doesn't it?
Not really. They're gyppos like you so they were probably trying to scam some money outta you.

We're both Hungarian.