Joseph cucked God himself after he and Mary had Jesus. (Mary’s a roastie)
My interpretation of the Bible is the most accurate to me. And it changes after every read. (Women logic)
The current pope loves fags, so what Martin Luther did 500 years ago was ok. (Fuck da po-po.
Jesus is coming soon, guys! I swear! (Let’s go create another sex cult)
>This is what Protestants actually believe.
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Sounds like the Talmud.
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Gittin 57a. Says Jesus is in hell, being boiled in "hot excrement."
Sanhedrin 55b. A Jew may marry a three year old girl (specifically, three years "and a day" old).
Sanhedrin 54b. A Jew may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old.
Kethuboth 11b. "When a grown-up man has intercourse with a little girl it is nothing."
Gittin 57b. Claims that four billion Jews were killed by the Romans in the city of Bethar. Gittin 58a claims that 16 million Jewish children were wrapped in scrolls and burned alive by the Romans. (Ancient demography indicates that there were not 16 million Jews in the entire world at that time, much less 16 million Jewish children or four billion Jews).
Baba Kamma 37b. The gentiles are outside the protection of the law and God has "exposed their money to Israel."
Lucas Sanchez
Obvious D&C kike thread btw.
(OP)
This is my attempt to show you I love you.
JOHN 10 KJV
27My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me:
28And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand.
29My Father, which gave them me, is greater than all; and no man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand.
30I and my Father are one.
ROMANS 3 KJV
10As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
11There is none that understandeth, there is none that seeketh after God.
12They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there is none that doeth good, no, not one.
13Their throat is an open sepulchre; with their tongues they have used deceit; the poison of asps is under their lips:
14Whose mouth is full of cursing and bitterness:
15Their feet are swift to shed blood:
16Destruction and misery are in their ways:
17And the way of peace have they not known:
18There is no fear of God before their eyes.
Romans 10 KJV
13For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
Ephesians 2 KJV
8For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
John 3 KJV
16For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever BELIEVETH in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
All you have to do is believe on Jesus. No baptism, no church service, no repentance will save you if you died right now. You MUST believe the blood of Christ is that of God manifest in the Flesh, and that He washed you of your sins.
Grayson Bennett
>What doth it profit, my brethren, though a man say he hath faith, and have not works? can faith save him?
>Jesus answered, "Very truly I tell you, no one can enter the kingdom of God unless they are born of water and the Spirit.
(Jesus was talking about baptism)
>I told you my sins, and I am sorry for them.
Faith without works is dead
Easton Brown
What about this verse:
Ecclesiastes 12:42 KJV
WhosoeverETHNbe the first to call the other a kike, he doth loseth the argument and verily doth lays with men.
Tradition is what matters, not your opinions about ambiguous verses taken from the Bible (e.g. John 3:16 does not imply that that’s ALL you have to do is believe because it would imply complete moral depravities like child fucking is permissible to God).
Have you even read Chesterton?
Henry Reed
>(Jesus was talking about baptism)
I disagree. Besides the fact that Faith-Only Salvation is supported in many other verses, we are indwelled with the Holy Spirit as soon as we believe in our hearts. Your doctrine makes deathbed/battlefield/car wreck salvations moot.
>I told you my sins, and I am sorry for them.
Judas was sorry.
>Faith without works is dead
By faith are ye saved through grace; NOT OF WORKS, lest any man should boast.
My Pastors are Steven Anderson and Kent Hovind.
Mason Stewart
(((I wonder why a "neopagan" would come in a denomination thread and not gravitste towards my gianty Blood Libel redpill instead of immediately attacking Jesus Christ.)))
Low IQ hasbara on shift.
David Cooper
Can you guess which church these dykes are priests at? (Hint: it’s not a Catholic Church)
This is where MUH PERSONAL INTERPRETATION gets you if you abandon liturgical tradition. Dykes for priests.
Austin Long
Here’s your You, faggot.
Jason Garcia
This is a D&C kike thread. Think about it.
See here
Abandon'D
Josiah Campbell
Low IQ. Nonsensical responses. Here is a (You) with substance.
Michael Ramirez
Doesn't matter, same difference.
Christianity is a false religion and that's why it will lose.
Christians do not worship Allah (God) They worship 3 gods, Their book is corrupted and their religion is false. wh*Te chr*Stians will go to hell, wh*Te chr*Stians are the residents of hellfire. Meanwhile Jews and Muslims will go to heaven because they worship only one god (Allah) not 3 gods unlike chr*Stians
Convert to Islam before it's too late.
Noah Martin
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Ayden Walker
3/3
Ayden Allen
burn in hell idol worshipper
Angel Fisher
thats retarded,
father = god
son = god
but father =/= son??
and who came first? son or father, thats filioque, solved it yet? no lmao
mfw cross worshipers cant even figure out their FUNDAMENTAL belief that will save them from hell, ours is simple, the is no deity except Allah (the God) , simple, true and eternal from Adam PBUH to Muhammad PBUH
Abraham pbuh never worshiped crosses, idols or men, he never spoke about Jesus pbuh neither did Moses pbuh or Noah pbuh, oh wait they were all wrong??
Parker Robinson
hello goyim
i too am a kekestani autist who finds christianity to be deeply troubling and contemptible. what a bunch of losers.
#yolo Israel #1
Elijah Lewis
It's not retarded...I'm just going to touch on the low-hanging fruits of Islam: (Mohammad's Holy Mole, Mohammad did no Miracles-yet Chapter 3 talks about Jesus and his miracles, the Qua-ran contradicts itself an unbelievablr amount).
As for the Godhead: there is one, true God. He manifest himself in the flesh, in the form of His Son, which is part of the Godhead. 3 seperate persons but 1 deity.
John 10
27My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me:
28And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand.
29My Father, which gave them me, is greater than all; and no man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand.
30I and my Father are one.
31Then the Jews took up stones again to stone him.
As far as your "angel" that appeared to.
Mohammad:
Galatians 1:8
But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.
2 Corinthians 11:14King James Version (KJV)
14And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
Easton Taylor
This says it all >Galatians 1:8
But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.
Lincoln Garcia
Catholicism is pure faggotry. The only real Christianity is Orthodox.
Christian Rivera
Islam is redpill, Christianity is bluepill
Islam does not put you to sleep, Islam wakes you up
There's no capitalism in Islam, Muhammad (PBUH) says: “You should pay the laborer his wages before his sweat dries” and Allah said: ", ‘I will be an opponent to three types of people on the Day of Resurrection: One who makes a covenant in My Name, but proves treacherous; one who sells a free person and eats his price; and one who employs a laborer and takes full work from him but does not pay him for his labor.'”
Unlike in Christianity, there's no god but Allah. There are 3 gods in Christianity
Christianity is a secular meme religion whereas Islam is a serious religion and Allah's law is above everything.
Islam is Anti-Degeneracy, Christianity forces degeneracy
Islam wants you to acknowledge that Allah is your only master, if your ruler/king/emperor/president/whatever pushes you around, you have the chance to remind him that he's just a mortal. Christianity endorses dictatorships and pharaohs.
Islam protects and cares about values, Christianity just destroys them.
Lucas Hall
1. Muhammad was born to a Jewish tribe.
2. All of his wives were kikes.
3. Muhammad lived in the Jewish kingdom of Yathrib in Arabia.
4. His side kick Abu Bakr Al-Siddiq was, according to some hadiths, a Jewish Rabbinical Exilarch from Iraq named Rebe Shallum.
5. Most of the Qur'an's stories and religious laws are plagiarized from the Talmud, including his justification for marrying 6 year old Aisha (Yebamoth 57b) and sucking Hasan's dick (Metzitzah B'peh)
6. Muhammad was invited by a Jew nest to be their religious judge, which shows he was a Talmudist.
7. Muhammad was a mentally ill pervert, which is typical for Jews.
Islam = Judaism for the goy
Nolan Brown
Jews Created Islam
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St. Augustine reversed 300 years worth of antisemitic doctrine within the Catholic church.
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>She shows how Augustine’s struggle to read the Bible led him to a new theological vision, one that countered the anti-Judaism not only of his Manichaean opponents but also of his own church. The Christian Empire, Augustine held, was right to ban paganism and to coerce heretics. But the source of ancient Jewish scripture and current Jewish practice, he argued, was the very same as that of the New Testament and of the church—namely, God himself. Accordingly, he urged, Jews were to be left alone.
From Christianity Today:
>As an 18-year-old student at Carthage, Augustine reveled in promiscuity. Sex had become an obsession for him. “From a perverted act of will,” he wrote, “desire had grown, and when desire is given satisfaction, habit is forged; and when habit passes unresisted, a compulsive urge sets in.” After a year of promiscuity in that university city, Augustine settled down with a mistress. ((((Although he never revealed her name, he remained with her for more than a decade. ...))))
300 years later, after Jews had been integrated with a previously SEGREGATED society, Islam was created in order to retake the holy land.
James Thomas
>Muslim fertility rates are way higher than non-muslim fertility rates both in Christian and Muslim countries
>Christianity is dying out quickly
>More Muslims migrating to Europe from all over the world
>Euros are converting to Islam
So? Will you Christians drop out your paganic religion, stop worshiping 3 gods and convert to Islam? If you don't do that you'll have to pay Jizya you know, or else, i'll get to behead you white subhumans ;)
Joseph Murphy
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Josiah Hill
The jiyza is no problem, but we know, as thr Bible tells us, that we will be killed by our persecution. So ot probably wont be you winning. More importantly than that: you wipl burn in hell. As a Marine, I've worked alongside many Muslims in life or death situations and I wish hell on none of them.
John 3:16King James Version (KJV)
16For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Romans 10:13King James Version (KJV)
13For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
Ephesians 2:8-9King James Version (KJV)
Romans 3
8For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
10As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
11There is none that understandeth, there is none that seeketh after God.
12They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there is none that doeth good, no, not one.
13Their throat is an open sepulchre; with their tongues they have used deceit; the poison of asps is under their lips:
14Whose mouth is full of cursing and bitterness:
15Their feet are swift to shed blood:
16Destruction and misery are in their ways:
17And the way of peace have they not known:
18There is no fear of God before their eyes.
Thomas Evans
We dealt with them a long time ago, lemme introduce you niggas some tricks
1- Crackers are weak as fuck, if they bark, hit them so hard that they won't bark at you again (worked at Manzikert and Myriokephalon, oh and Varna too)
2- Crackers are inherently weak and inferior compared to Black/Asian etc races. A Black man can beat up 20 white "men" at the same time. You just need dedication
3- Crackers are a dying out race. If you want to hasten the entire process just get in a truck.
4- Whites are subhumans, whenever they say they're masterrace just laugh and show them your BBC/muscles etc. They'll call you names but they'll secretly admire you.
Ryan Howard
>tfw Luthor expelled the jews and called them sinners
Doesn't get more based than that pope kikestein who pretends to be god on earth with direct connection.
Carter Lopez
Luther*
Michael Reed
How many Popes/Pasters were peds?
Check mate.
Individuals don't represent the religion, the ideology does.
Daniel Martin
As expected: you are a jew larping as a muslim.
Matthew Rodriguez
It's a world where confusion reigns, thus I have a hard time holding much against them. We've all been cursed with the worst leaders, who've essentially abandoned us to wolves. Let's err on the side of patience towards each other, even if we can't see eye to eye on some things.
Chase Wood
>We've all been cursed with the worst leaders, who've essentially abandoned us to wolves.
Yes, and this is so by divine decree.
Are you still gonna follow a false god like Jeebus?
Aiden James
you're a crusader donkey for israel lmao "as a marine" lmfao kys
Jaxon Long
There's little surprising about it to a Christian. A Christian might perhaps be best equipped to face evil, because he battles with it every day in himself. Christ prevails, but man must struggle for a little while.
Xavier Nguyen
>A Christian might perhaps be best equipped to face evil
Charles Reed
You're in a thread shilling in defense of Jews, despite Christian and Muslims living peacefully in places like Lebanon, Albania, Syria and Jordan. You are a kike behind a memeflag.
Julian Peterson
Unless you do opposite of what the kike on a stick says, you are ill equipped to fight.
Anthony Sullivan
Don't let resentment distort your view of reality. Take care of yourself, user.
Jose Miller
1. Christ made a weapon to chase out the kikes selling wares from the synagogue.
2. Christ publicly and harshly rebuked kikes with the power to kill him in ALL of Matthew 23.
3. Christ says anyone who offends a little one (new believer, a child, an innocent) should have a millstone tied around their neck and be cast into the sea.
Jow Forums is a Christian board and when you notice a drop in Israel flags and a rise in (((neopagans))) and (((atheists))), it's no mystery.
Jackson Adams
The only person who benefits from division among Christians is the Jew.
Hunter Morris
Yeah, not my culture.
Zachary Bell
>I disagree
Aaaaaaand there is the essential conceit of prots. There is no room for personal opinion here, that is why there are like five new prot churches every week.
Cooper Campbell
>replies 1 minute later
Kys kike. I'm sure you read my post.
Jonathan Garcia
says the literal cuck of the jews lmao
Jeremiah Cooper
Jacob Bailey
Semitic culture is not my culture, fuck off with it, spirit jew
Carson Bennett
Oh, I guess I should accept his single sentence statement with no supportive statements derived from Scripture? Please leave.
Blake Morales
Back to your shithole, son.
Ethan Smith
I think we both know Noam up front would call up Mossad and have you taken out back if you voiced any agreement. Hope I planted a seed ;)
>the one and only Muslim I've ever seen insisting Christians will go to hell and Jews and Muslims will go to paradise
>not a kike behind a memeflag
Choose
Aaron Ward
>Oh, I guess I should accept his single sentence statement with no supportive statements derived from Scripture?
He directly quoted Jesus speaking. Tradition that goes until St. Peter himself confirms this as such. Your job is to follow it.
Michael Richardson
Checked. You have to decide right now if you believe the Bible contains contradictions. If you were 1st responder to a car wreck and a person is minutes away from dying, could you win them to Christ and eternal salvation with John 3:16? Yes or no?
Aiden Hill
Austin Flores
>How many Popes/Pasters were peds?
Nice memes bruh.
Henry Cooper
>Yes, and this is so by divine decree.
lel, do you know why nationalism was invented during the French Revolution?
Before:
>Ruler rules by God's grace
After:
>Rulers rule by the people's grace
It was a method to secularize politics, and it worked.
Joshua Nelson
>The autistic pagan nazi
Gabriel Bennett
People are puppets
Juan Russell
real jews will join us in paradise so will real monotheist christians
your life is literally owned by jews, you have to fight for them to defend israel, biggest cuck and your going to hell hopefully
Jacob Evans
I thought you had to say "mohammad is the prophet, the only prophet, etc". I know youre not a Muslim, because I studied Islam a lot. As a real warrior, not a parasite like you, we studied our enemies.
Ryder Perez
An unbaptized man can be saved on his deathbed by means of baptism of desire and perfect contrition if normal baptism isn't available. This is firmly established. The apparent contradictions on the Bible are YET ANOTHER reason why sola scripture is a terribly idiotic idea and why all these individual interpretations are just proto-liberal individualistic attempts at picking and choosing what best suits one's own conscience as if we were at the liberty to do so.
Logan Hernandez
Pic related
Christopher Cooper
So yes, you believe the Word of God can contradict itself/is not preserved. Do these resonate with you?
Psalm 12
6The words of theLordare pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
7Thou shalt keep them, OLord, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.
Matthew 15
9But in vain they do worship me, teachingfordoctrines the commandments of men.
Nathan Sanders
Stop posting pics of your soul
Asher Reyes
>9But in vain they do worship me, teachingfordoctrines the commandments of men
This describes sola scriptura, which is the inevitable result of every individual attempting to read the Bible by himself. He will follow his own opinion on what he read, what suits him best, instead of humbling his conscience. This is why, again, there is a new prot church popping up every week.
Tyler Reyes
32,000 verses in the Bible, no "sola scriptura". Commandment of men.
What are your thoughts on the greatest man born of a woman: John the Baptist? He was "sola scriptura".
Gabriel Garcia
A little over 31,000*
Jose Green
>proud of serving in us military
>welfare queen
>defender of israeli interests
>thinks hes a warrior
OH NO NO NO HAHAHA
Nicholas Murphy
I'd sooner go to an Anglican Church than a Roman one. Still, convert to Orthodoxy.
Regardless though, I was pray for Christ's whole Universal Catholic Church (protties/Romans and all).
Josiah White
That makes no logical sense
A=B
B=C
A=/=C
Catholic filioque is the only that is correct, any other denounces the equality of the 3 persons in gods personality