What does Jow Forums think of the French?

What does Jow Forums think of the French?

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irrelevant minority in frankistan

We should have put Novichok in French dressers, but, unfortunately, Croatian shilling for hohols left us no choice.

I like them
Women with french accents are the cutest

They surrendered their parks to football negros

I disagree
>on extended charter, 150nM from fucking anywhere
> get up at 0430 to have a piss and there’s a client in the companionway
>oh user there’s a problem in the head
>what kind of problem?
>you’d better come see for yourself
>go into head, and the hose off the back of the pan has btfo and there is literally shit sprayed a meter and a half up the bulkhead, all over the porthole, and an inch thick in the floor
>ohnothatsucks.jpg
>sponge up literally 10 litres of shit, piss and seawater and dump the bucket over the side
>pull off access panel and isolate raw water feed and Blackwater lines, and empty a full can of glenn20 so the whole boat doesn’t smell like a pajeet
>skipper wakes up lWTF IS GOING ON user?!
>tell him I’m on it
>pull hull liner off to get to the macerator pump and swap out for one i scavenged from the crew head, and when the clients in the stateroom wake up, swap the crew head macerator out with a new one
>down to two shitters, one of which looks like a janitors closet
>start stripping down faulty shit pump and find tell tale mashed up shit that looks like a teddy bear got jammed in an insinkerator AND A FUCKING LITTLE STRING
>hostess wakes up, little French boy looking piece of arrogant shit and confront her with a takeaway container of mashed up tampon
>wtf is this?
>*french accent intensifies* oh no no no, it was not me
>bitch was the only chick on board innfuckingnthree weeks
>rageface.png
>one day later we fly a new, Anglo hostile up by chopper and send that piece of shit back to Cairns where she can fucking get raped by abbos for all I care
Fuck the french, arrogant cunts, and I’ve never met one I liked. There’s a good fucking reason they keep getting invaded. I hope they all die in a fire

I can agree --> Fuck the french, arrogant cunts, and I’ve never met one I liked.

Use to be pretty based, still pretty conservative society, besides all the sluts. Like to eat shitty food and smoke butts, which is based but idk they're letting in way to many poor niggers. Wtf France.

Winners

>arrogant cunts
It's even worse when you work here.

Some of the biggest pieces of shit in the entire world IMO

there's no better word than 'cuck' for a country that lets its countrymen take the backseat and make the newcomers play

great cartoons

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Stay Salty

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Do you srsly believe in this "Novichok" tale?

can't remember the last time i even considered buying a french product
irrelevant place

I hate them with a passion. France has always been at the forefront of pushing egalitarianism, etc. They've always loved their pet niggers.

Glad they are gone, desu.

didn't like them when they were frenchmen
still don't like them now that they've become africa

I hope all good people that just happened to live in France get to stick together and survive this somehow.

weak negroid idiots

Why does every western cartoon today look like a Steven Universe rip-off, the fucking animation style is so similar

They were always on the wrong side of history and are now being replaced in their own country. Pottery

Jews of Europe
>Kill ethnic Europeans (Charlemagne) and enslave them (start peasantry)
>Give directly power to (((them))) by starting muh revolution (pic related)
>Make secret deals with Italy so he will betray Germany during WWI
The eternal frogs

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Canadian are the same, look at your homies

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Only French speaking faggot I could stomach was my old head chef, a french/Mauritian.
>middle of service, he’s l’aboyeur, I’m on pans
>three hours into a rape tier service, circa 400 pax, sweating bullets and the cunts calling away fucking four tables at once
>I serve up a mousse Provençal that, admittedly, I didn’t finish properly I’m getting fucked so hard
> what is this le shit user?
>he throws the plate at me but misses
>put my tongs down and tell him ‘right cunt, there a meter of stsnless bench between you, me and a broken fucking jaw’
>passive aggressive silence for the rest of service
> he goes up to do ordering for the next day and I get the kitchen shut down
>record scratch
>ffwd to next day, I’m first in, as always
>check order sheets to make sure par levels are met, wander around sections while coffee machine fires up
>walk into cool room to make sure each section is en place
>big fuck off carcass hanging in the back corner I didn’t order
>too dark to be lamb, too light to be venison, and I sure as fuck didn’t order it. Wtf
> look closer and it’s a whole fuckimg goat
>walk out of cold room perplexed af
>head chef poking his head thru swinging kitchen doors like a fucking per dispenser
>um, chef, is that for me?
>nods
>best ‘I’m sorry user’ present ever
>braised the whole thing off, upsetting the pastry section cos I used their deck ovens, but fuck those poofters
>out of a whole goat sold no more than 3 portions, because we ate the whole fucking thing
My suspicion is that he wasn’t a complete fsggot because he wasn’t completely french.

I would highly prefer if we could go back to the days when we considered them our mortal enemies rather than our "allies".

should I know this one?

They are not irish.

>justice
Like in deporting them back home?

Could you write that again, but in English?

France is my favorite African country.

Have always despised the French. My country lost thousands of our men on French soil, only for her government under Mitterand to bomb our largest city Auckland.
While they sunk a greenpeace ship, which I'm fine about, it's unbelievable they thought it okay to conduct a terror attack on an ally.
Consequently have no respect for them. Even less so having gone there and seen what they've done to themselves. Paris might as well be renamed New Ngjamena.

No. Fuck off

No wonder you don't get along with the French. They probably have no idea what you are even saying. You need to learn English

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Tbh is sanction bombing Greenpeace senpai. They could have at least false flagged it no. Dgse are gat as fuck

Don't forget the mess the french made in Vietnam.

Yes. Its Dofus, and it's breddy gud

I'm going to assume you mean western cartoons in general and not the one I posted. It was released in the same year as SU but was in developement since 2010.
I'd say that western cartoons today are derived heavily from the Adventure Time aesthetic. It predated Steven Universe, and was where SU's creator made her start.
Artistic fads come and go. Every decade had its popular look.

t. /co/fag

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This is straya cuntlips. Get on my level

You mean the mess Vietnam made of the french, of course...

Are you going to spill the name of the show?

Wakfu, and it's french.

I find Parisians to be run of the mill self-important city-dwellers, but the French people I met in rural Normandy and Occitania were all nice countryside folk, I'm used to country folk, they're slow to trust but on average more dependable than city dwellers.

A lot of people's problem with the French is just a problem with Parisians, and their self-important city-folk ways.

In my opinion, French are just a bunch of arrogant niggers. I hope they get replaced by Africans soon.

Hey dude, I am learning French and I have a question
is the phrase
>"les vrais français sont blancs"
correct?

Literally why.

Do you want to move to apefrica?

French, Spanish, German and English are the most relevant foreign languages in Poland

Knowing French, German and English will literally give you an access to top-tier jobs

Plus, I would like to join the Foreign legion once I finish my service in the Polish army

It's correct in every sense you could think of.

City dwellers are always trash people, the bigger and more cosmopolitan the city is the worst they are, there is something in urban environnement that is deeply corrupting for humans.

A bunch of lazy niggers.

Most french men are now muslims.
I don't like muslims.

>Plus, I would like to join the Foreign legion once I finish my service in the Polish army
You'd be better off joining a PMC like Blackwater or whatever it's called today.

You are paid a huge amount of money and you get the best equipment. The only people who survive the FFL need French citizenship for some reason.

But each to their own.

French is the most disgusting language in the world aside from chinese. Other than that they are just less retarded germans

I did. Its called Dofus.

Close

cardinal richelieu instigating 30 year war + supporting ottoman invasion + consequent landgrabs of german lands + napoleon + 1870 + ww1 = blame everything on german genes.

perfide francaise...on par with perfide albion

I think they are secretly faggots

why didn't you pick the picture of a nigger kissing it?

He did...

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I don't think about dying rump states.

degenerate shit

They are The Original faguettes. That's why no one likes them.

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