I can dictate what the world does

i can dictate what the world does.
i can control what it does.

it seems like the world is trolling me and dancing on my nose by constantly doing what i want or like or what i do myself.
its really annoying.

on the other side it gives me a great deal of power.

i have manipulated the world more than you can imagine.

if i werent alive it would look vastly different now.

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i also have godlike powers.
they are just supressed by the illuminati.

Fuck off, spook.

You're not really Hans. What happened to your gf?

it died.

Okay Hans
Are you high again?

I'll tell your mum on you-you underage little brat

Just another pawn in my game.

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>can control life
>lives in mums basement with flower lights
This cant be real life

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are you satan then?

pic is old. when i was still teenager.

This faggot keeps popping up on here and all I can think is he looks like a chubby ben shapiro.

Kys then. This shit is fucked.

Fick dich ins Knie

nö. kein bock.

Hello Florian.
We have an important job for you.
Please accept our call.

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come on reply guys.

my life is truly paranormal.

it feels like the whole world has conspired against me.

maybe to surpress my abilities?

jokes on you, i dont even have a phone.

It should be in your mailbox.
We need your help to build the next layer of the simulation.

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don't feed his illness, frog worm

i dont want to build up the simulation, i want to break it.
going to check my mailbox now.

make the world give me a gf

Stupid German does not know how to circumvent the Illuminati kikes and their shills, lel.

Only concrete, objective, factual information matters.

I need you to wake up, it’s been 14 years and your family misses you :(

Give me some drug money pls.

Well, good for you then. Why the fuck would we care?

hi there hanz,
can you manifest a beautiful 18yo asian girlfriend for me?
I'd really appreciate it, because I've been bummed out lately

you use them boringly

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HOLY SHIT, THERE WAS REALLY A LETTER IN IT!

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can anyone give me DMT?

Yeah me too. Or that the world wants to annoy you to death? Why do things change the way we think they should? Are we influencing reality or are we plugged in on such a level that we know how things will go and desire it to some extent on a semi conscious level

> t. The Kid

were you also able to manifest 2 girls wanting to fuck you out of nowhere?

Disgusting

damn just got a dejavue again.
what could they mean, Jow Forums?

FOR FUCKING SAKES REPLY Jow Forums!

Yes twice actually but I was too much of a REEEEE'er when I was younger to go through with anything.

so.

you ought to tell me that you identified the matrix' works and tricked it by changing the feeling to the opposite which made it give you what you wanted?

Do you also find things you want? Things that shouldn't be easily obtained but fall into your lap? Or how about your career? Do things always line up how you want them within a short timeframe of wanting it?

thats called LOA but i am talking about straight up hacking the matrix.

It's called paranoid schizophrenia

I've been replying. Are you The Kid?
Do you remember the guy talking about The Kid?

>PLZ reply
>Im god, answer me

Top kek & sage

no i dont.

what?
im very attention needy

I don't think I've identified anything. I didn't want to work really bad a few weeks ago and my power went out because some drunk ran into some lines. (I telecommute and don't mind working normally) and this isn't the first time something like this has happened.

I don't remember much of what he said. He posted as a wizard Pepe and said you wouldn't be an American. He described some of the things you and the American you've been replying to in this thread have been saying here. I hope someone in this thread will post a screenshot.

The wizard Pepe also said everything will be a joke to you and that that's part of how we'll recognize you. Are you a mirthful kind of guy? I thought he might be talking about weev at the time, but weev is too old and is an American.

so hes a prophet?

i guess its a little complicated.

i see everything as a game
but i also have depression.

lmao I have the same feeling sometimes. But I guess the reason is, there are so many people o earth, it's very likely that somebody will have the same idea evetually, so you gona have to be quicker than them and realise your idea right now and not i one year.
It could also be, since our data are not anonymous that ideas get stolen when you write them down on your laptop.

Examples:
In 2014 I saw the rise of crimiality and the steady iflux of refugees and I anticipated everything that happened from then on. I wated to create an app that shows you the crimes i your area and which parts of town are dangerous so you can avoid them. I got told by app developers that's not worth it because too expensive compared to the usefulness and I wasn't able to "redpill" them about the situation. So I gave up and now those apps are everywhere.


I also started to write a script for a german-kanak crime series (since the topic has potential), something about Mafia, cops, politicians, corruption, action but I lost the raw material somehow.
+And now those series or movies (Aslphalt Gorillas, Spielmacher, 4 Blocks, Only God can judge me) about German-migrant gangster scene show up all the time.

Hopefully someone posts the screenshot sounds intense

Either that or he was LARPing as one. I'd like to confirm if true, and I'd like to refute if false. Obviously, you can only confirm, since it's a claim as to the existence of The Kid, and you can't prove the lack thereof by not being it.

Schizophrenia is a hell of a disease.

You are not loosing your powers, you are just wasting all your energy being triggered by the matrix programs and manifesting stupid stuff.
You are living in a self made hell, you get angry, the matrix goes "ooh thats a lot of energy, lets make him more angry" so you go and keep the perpetual loop of self damage.
You have to break out of your own loop.

archive!

use the 4plebs archive.

its a little stronger for me.

literally everything i do and think of gets adopted by the whole world.
not just someone taking my idea but its like i subconsciously influence the whole world into doing or being something.

or it could all be a huge conspiracy.

when i was in coma, they did something to my mind and dramatically changed me.

I believe you Hanz, but can you will me a girl friend?

sure if i had my powers activated.
but i first need to learn to activate them again.
i did it in 2013 tho.