/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - IT BEGINS! EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in Helsinki 7/15/18
youtu.be/VgC5aCG7Pxc
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart Scotland 7/15/18
youtu.be/JESmfRp0J9w
>WHVideo: Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania visit the bongs 7/13/18
youtu.be/z3KMXAy8KL8
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in Scotland 7/13/18
youtu.be/GdaPlq3L2Ko
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania meet w/Bong Queen Liz 7/13/18
c-span.org/video/?448402-1/
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Chicago IL 7/13/18
youtu.be/r4njnKwoKQA
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis remarks en route to Oslo 7/13/18
defense.gov/Videos/videoid/613407/
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on South Sudan 7/13/18
youtu.be/pUKN59Bvjfk
>Army Officials Announce New Army Command 7/13/18
defense.gov/Videos/videoid/613367/
>DNI Coats @Hudson Institute 7/13/18
c-span.org/video/?448386-1/
>DepAG Rosenstein on muh russian indictments 7/13/18
youtu.be/vbdzZttNMXM
>This Week @State 7/13/18
youtu.be/JZLalMDXI0s
>Pres Trump/British PM May joint presser 7/13/18
c-span.org/video/?448378-1/
>Pres Trump meets w/UK PM May 7/13/18
c-span.org/video/?448376-1/
c-span.org/video/?448377-1/
>Pres Trump departs Chequers 7/13/18
c-span.org/video/?448378-101/

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MAGA!

Was Putin on time or did Trump wait?

Legalize rape

what the FUCK is Putin doing

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PLS REMEMBER TO THANK US

Will Putin annex Finland and take back rightful Russian clay?

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set the stream back and watch putins face when the reporters are screaming

Reminder that the real autism fit will be during the joint press briefing.

Trump is as dark as Obama.

will they make their move?

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Trump flew in first, Putin second. Putin arrived at Palace first, Trump second.

That's wasn't Trump's best showing. Putin looked way too relaxed and confident and Trump looked too somber.

Y did putin look like he was crying?

Putin was late so they could avoid the presser.

WELL DONE YLE, WELL DONE

fucking idiots

What'd Finland do? Been out of town.

ACTION STATIONS
ACTION STATIONS

SET CONDITION ONE THROUGHOUT THE THREAD

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>It's a putin does strange hand signals for 90 minutes straight to scare trump episode

Followed by Alaska.

yum yum

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He will have to endure Jim Acosta's questions soon.

>THAT SHIT
>RELAXED

DUDE LMAO WHAT

LOOKS GOOD SO FAR

If Trump doesn't get the Russian waifus that Putin promised us for voting for Trump, I'm fucking done.

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Brank you Fingol XDDD

I'm not happy, I think trump made putin reach too far for the handshake.

Was this on purpose?

rubbin that smooth wood.

Trump probably dropped him some MDMA, rofl.

>After Putin spoke, a male translated
>After Trump spoke, a female translated
TRUMP BTFO

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Putin’s hands looked very uncomfortable whereas Trump had a power pose. Trump looked dominant

nice!

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just depositing some novichok

Most people are nervous in front of the boss.

And people had the nerve to say Michelle was a man, AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. Guarenteed Melania has a feminine penis.

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>those nails will never claw at your back

why even live...

RIP in pieces sterkka_pete. You were a true artist.

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Putin clearly gay for not surrounding himself with bitches

Any bakers want to take over?

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Shieeeeeeee
>when the eject button isn't working

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Technically they both looked like they were in a major whirpool of trying to look more powerful than the other.

But they also knew trying too hard looked dumb too. Sort of a quantum flux, stressed them out.

show your real flag faggot

Is that Russian Jennifer Lawrence or just normal Jennifer Lawrence? If the former, plz gib

Lets say Trump promises Russian waifus if you vote for him in 2020.
How quickly can i get citizenship realisticly? (white btw)

>having relations with a trans male
gaaaaaaaaaaay

he died? D:

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MANLET

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Thanks Moomin!

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those hand signals actually just sent the bulk of the Russian fleet to sea

Here is for those who think "data analysis" and projections are worthy shit. Pic related, they cannot predict the easiest thing of all
> the ball is round
> the game lasts 90 minutes

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no, let it die

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Let me explain something to you young guys that might not be obvious if you're millenials.

As a middle aged man who was a teen growing up in the 1980's during the USSR, I want you to appreciate why this is a bit nerve-wracking to Gen Xers.

Its not that Im worried, Im conditioned. The media we grew up with reminded us every fucking day we could be nuked.

Every fucking day there was something telling us that the USSR could lose their shit and send the USA up in a nuclear fire ball.

"The Day After" on tv. "Wargames". "Red Dawn". "Mad Max" showed us our nuclear wasteland future. "Terminator 2" showed us how it would end. Fall out shelters being maintained. Reagan insisted we were able to shoot down missles from space (we couldn't). Our parents were still nostalgiac about the Atomic age where nuclear testing was commercialized as sci fi chic. The possibility of being raided by post-war neighbors-turned -mutants was increasingly concerning.

If you were a kid in the 80's, every fucking day the media was trying to convince you that nuclear death was right around the corner.

So pardon us old fucks if we're a little on edge this morning.

Thank you.

Time for flashback:

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>Melania thinks she's a queen
Sorry hun, but just because you copy real royalty doesn't mean you're royalty too

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Reminder
Russia is poor as fuck and has way too many Muslims.

They both looked very strained imo.

he nervous

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Does that make trump a hamlet?

Thanks for hosting the event binland

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Wow, 200 communists protest!
Trump BTFO!

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Can Trump lift the sanctions on Russia at will or would he have to get Congress to help?

Deutschland ist nun erwacht

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Melania wearing flats :3

ah you're on the trump train now, nice!

the worst part is he was just trying to get comfortable

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Why is he so orange?

God damn she used to be so pretty lads

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That's not even the same outfit

these posts would be funnier if I didn't feel like you base this queerspeak on people you've been around in real life

Congress, it's a law I think.

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>200
rifle em, simo

How united is it when the V4 don't want rapefugees and Italy is shaping up our way?

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This was the last time they spoke as friends

>Joe wins on the day Trump meets Putin

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>that cleavage

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>still has no fucking army
What a retard. You can't play Trump when you have nothing in the first place. No army, dependent economy. They're toast if they go solo

Heiko Maas is a worthless weasel and one of the most hated politicians in Germany.

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Don't you got some pedo dick to suck Thai fag?
Or did Trump arrest all your johns?

It's like a Heart of Iron IV notification

I like Bolton, he looks so american old school

nice

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>used to

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>Almost no time for The Queen at all
Based