Warning

hello Jow Forums.

i have come to warn you.

if these things happen, aliens will attack.

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TLDR

Aliens are us from the future.

muh scary dream

I've been trying to warn these Earthlings that choice requires consequence for a while.

I doubt many of them have the capability to understand this unless they are staring death in the face.

They are like retarded sheep that will only listen to Mr. Satan.

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ayy lmao
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op is samefag

>Someone stepped in to help make it a tie and the AYYYY LMAOS got their spaceships blown up along with all the humans that got tortured to death
Yup.

I know the ones who welcome a good fight and would love nothing more than to make some aliens regret annihilating humanity just for the challenge of it.

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I am the Terran Freeholder. Earth, Luna and everything out to the heliopause belongs to me. You are trespassing. Leave.

I should
Warn you that in 10k years we will rape the shit out of your shity lives and that horror will be evolved into something called the death watch

Anecdotal stories aren't proofs.

>WHY DID YOU BLOW UP MY SHIP?!? HOW WILL I EVER LEAVE EARTH NOW YOU FOOL?

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Oh God lold so hard.

woke

Aliens have been debunked. We are alone.
There was a thread earlier today, should still be in the catalog.

Sorry /x/ LARPers :)

I'm an alien, AMA

lolwut

Link pls

What kind of waman do you have?

I fight for someone worth caring about. I am looking for an Earth waman but am not impressed. If you got a worthy son maker, I'll blow up planets for you.

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I mean I'd fight for a friend I could trust but I don't know if those exist on this Earth.

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Do any of you know who Akira really is?

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>They are like retarded sheep that will only listen to Mr. Satan.

Pretty much true. Not all of us though.

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I am thinking of opening a gift shop come service station for travelers. I know I should stock with Bananas, Maple Syrup, Angora and Strawberry Ice Cream but is there anything else you might like to buy when you pass through?

They are demonic and servants of the Fallen Angels, those angels who rebelled in the heavens with Satan/Heyel so long ago. Their plan is a massive deception with so many intricate layers that the truth will appear as nothing but lies, but the truth and the way is Yeshua, who has conquered them on the cross and will conquer them on the last day when the place prepared for them, they shall be sent into it.

Yeshua will return and bring peace to humanity, please pray for those lost souls so they can return to Him. All of us are his children and He is our true King.

The fallen ones will lose, they have already lost and what you see today is their desperate attempt to turn the tsunami that is set against them, they have lost, it is up to you to believe and finish the fight with Yeshua.

fuck off spaceniggers were full

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bah, i got something better.
We're just one of the lost human colonies, and in our arrogance we think our planet is the real Terra.

Remember oumaouma?
That wasnt a comet.

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Just search the catalog or the archive.

>The Mexicans and the Russians invade US

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