The Boomer Smile

This came to my attention when I saw Ben Garrison's newest shitty political cartoon. All the smiling faces in the background look sinister and creepy, but this is what boomers expect. They want everyone to have a fake smile on their faces at all times.

Why do American boomers like manufactured emotion?

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You have a mental illness, please get help.

I fucking love Lord of the rings. It's a story about how the white man's lands are invaded by a massive horde of ravenous niggers, and in the end every single nigger dies. Puts a smile on my lips every time.

King Elessar's breastplate was not engraved thusly. fucking millenial boomers never saw lotr

but, no (((diversity)))

netflix is going to remake it so as witcher and puts niggers in it. new generation will know LOtr as nigger fest

We have to stop it somehow

>Why do American boomers like manufactured emotion?
It reminds them of their youth and growing up in a white America that was actually genuinely generally upbeat.

itt: dumb op never saw a photo of hilary

we cant because muh free market, only hope is that it will blown because it will be written by some losers with feminism major

#notallorcs

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Boomers are pathologically selfish, fake, narcissistic sociopaths without exception. Those off putting smiles are just your typical fat man-child boomers' attempt at portraying emotions he does not have.

Dude... Americans have GREAT smiles and love to smile and clap at EVERYTHING.. seriously Americans will clap at the end of a movie if they like it. We are a VERY friendly, laughing, smiling people!

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You could always kys

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show your kids the Peter Jackson version and say this is the real story. up to the parents to teach their kids fake news

uhmmm drumpf is literally sauron though, sweetie

Please tell me you are joking. There's not any reasonable justification for it within a foreseeable future. The production values remain unsurpassed to this day (Waterloo from 1970 is only movie with more impressive set-pieces)

what the fuck does lotr have to do with trump

You are right. Also, the books are even better and more pro-white than the movies. I am reading the books right now.

no joke. it's part of (((their))) diversity campaign

True. Americans are literally half devil, half child

Why does his head look like an egg with hair? Is Ben forgetting how to draw properly after making so many Trump cartoons?

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The Boomer hate meme is Jewish propaganda to shift blame from themselves to your very own family members
Your parents and grandparents didn't fuck you, (((they))) did
Now trying to frame our very own who were lied to and cheated just like us
Pic is what boomers tried to stop, what have YOU done to stop anything?

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Seriously we need to stop this. Desecrating Achilles is one thing, but nigger Elves would be a sacrilege

You might have autism

>Boomers tried to stop
>They became leftist hippies who flooded universities with kikes two years later

FUCKING BASED

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Those are Jews in the colleges
Feminists, communists, niggers and and Jews

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>Why do American boomers like manufactured emotion?
Why do leftist faggots like yourself like manufactured outrage?

Surely Christopher would never allow this?

I mean it's a based message, but those kids just look like little punks who simply found an excuse to not go to school.

Dwarves are unironically inspired by the jews. The reason for the animosity between the elves and dwarves is
>When the elves first awoke, a kind of dwarves called pettydwarves attacked the elves first. Not knowing they were people and thinking they were just hostile animals the elves hunted them down, and only when they met regular dwarves did they stop and realized they were people
>King Thingol of Doriath aquired one of the Silmarils and wanted it to be forged into a necklace by the dwarves craftmanship. The dwarves accepted, but when the job was done and Thingol attempted to put it around his neck the dwarves refused to let Thingol have it, insisting it was theirs. Understandably Thingol insulted them, and for that he was killed, and when the elves heard they attacked the dwarves and killed all but two of them who escaped to other dwarves and they lied and told them that Thingol attempted to cheat them of their payment
Really makes you think

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Oh, and what really gets the noggin' joggin' is that in popular culture today, the dwarves are seen as more trustworthy and liked than the elves are.
Hmmmm....

this

The suppression of "bad feelings" is a defining trait of both liberals and boomers. That's what's behind the fake smile.

Keep up the fake smiles buckaroos, you definitely don't look like someone with down syndrome.

They grew up in a time of manufactured consent. The internet makes that no longer possible. They resent this.

I thought that was Vlad Tepes at first and that Garrison was making a joke about him nailing a hat on Trump's head for not bowing to him.

money talks. you're going to see nigger aragorn posted on here for months when it breaks

While I always symphatized more with humans than elves, it seems exceptionally strange ro prefer Dwarves who are even more different from us

Hillary is a boomer too, and yeah, she has such a grotesque, forced smile that it would put the basedsmile to shame.

Ok found this:

nme.com/blogs/tv-blogs/lord-of-the-rings-tv-series-release-date-plot-cast-2170413

Thankfully it is a prequel so seems the films are safe for now

Same. While i have never played it, it's probably thanks to Dungeons and Dragons, as people who are really autistic when it comes to various things in fantasy (such as the definition of dragons/wyverns) thinks it's THE book of rules for some retarded reason, when it was Tolkien who really made elves and dwarves as we know them today.

Again though, i don't know much about D&D so it's likely i am wrong

>doesn't have Aragorn's name on it
fake

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Well in Norse myths Dwarves are literally the evil underground version of Elves, so making them better would be a total reversal

He's 93. The grandkids are now basically running the show, and they appear to be thoroughly pozzed.

Get adopted into the family and then invite them all to a poisonous banquet whilst reciting Hamlet backwards

>Dead Men on the Pelennor
>the real story

Besides, the Jackson trilogy was already SJW for its time. Did you forget Arwen and Eowyn?

I'm probably far too American to pull it off, but I love where your head's at, you beautiful Swedish bastard.

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Pretty sure he's Gen. X, O.P.

and Swedes are half black.

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>he thinks smiling is sinister and creepy
you're either an african american or you're a retar...

boomers grew up in a country that made everyone smile every day

>hasn't seen LOTR

i think ur confusing boomers with millenial neckbeards, user.

yup. i love the dwarves, but they were a race graciously adopted into the plan of God in tolkiens work, and were never really loved by man or elves. the lotr movies bothered me, but were okay. the hobbit films though are fucking weird.one of the many things that made me want to slaughter the director and producers was adding in a love story of sorts between an elf and dwarf. this is so fucking out of tune with the writings it is ridiculous.

okay yeah that is corny as fuck but lately most boomer posting here lately have been not so subtle antiwhite attacks. boomers may be out of touch cunts but they are our own and need to be awakened

>smiling is a sign of down's syndrome

Sure thing, mate

Arwen i can agree with you somewhat, but i think including Glorfindel for that one scene could easily make the movie too crowded and wasted. I am happy with the way PJ handled that.

What do you mean by Eowyn though? Only real badass thing she did was defeating the Witch King with the help of Merry and his dagger, which also happened in the book. In fact, the actress was unhappy with a cut scene where she makes food for Aragorn and company when they are moving to Helms Deep, as she thought it was a little sexist.

My Tolkien lore is rusty, so what exactly did Eowyn do in the movie that she did not in the books, and how is it SJW?

are they even catholics or christians? what are they going to do to poor tolkiens work?

they were raised on shallow, platitudinous philosophical memes pumped into their head through 60's and 70's music and movies. When you think the most meaningful and highest pursuit of life is to : "be happy" you're gonna end up with zombies inhabiting the Earth.

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What you meant to say is that Boomers grew up during the 60's and were high everyday.

do you literally mean 55+ year olds or millennials over 25 or gen x

I'll actually murder them
I work in a fucking factory and every woman in my life has sent me to the LYNG, my life is pointless and I don't give a fuck if I have to spend the rest of my life locked up if it means preventing them trying to put niggers jews and fags into LOTR

>adding in a love story of sorts between an elf and dwarf. this is so fucking out of tune with the writings it is ridiculous.
Don't even get me fucking started. I love the original trilogy to death despite the changes, but THAT ONE.. It was so half assed and COMPLETELY robbed the other dwarves of some character building and audience attachment, particularly for Fili. I was and am PISSED about that one

agreed. something so keen and sharp and starkly beautiful cannot be fucked with. tolkiens creation is not for subversion

>BOOMER BOOMER BOOMER BOMMER BOOMER BOOMER BOOMER
Daily reminder that boomerposting is an astroturfing campaign on Jow Forums to divide and conquer while the perpetrators filter terms which are harmful to them, like c u c k and s o y, because those words carry massive derogatory power and they do not want them to proliferate.
>inb4 BOOMER
I'm 26. Boomerposting is being used to condition Jow Forums into knee-jerk reactions like Pavlov's dog.

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It's how they allow themselves to consider themselves good after betraying their children for the gulf of tonking false flag. If I was drafted to vietnam and my parents let me go, I'd kill my parents. Just sayin'.

yeah... oh and the ninja fight between sauron and the white council? or what about turning radagast into an insufferable little faggot?

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Please stop

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I still can't believe they censored onions and cuck. On what was the edgiest board on the regular web, not 5 years ago. Mods honestly deserve the rope.

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Kek, I wish someone would do aborted Walmart
>I could have given you the lowest prices, guaranteed.
>Say hi to white America for me, ok?
>Why don't mom-and-pop shops ever mention me?

Test: onions. cuck

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Why bow when you prefer to kneel?

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The mods are the perpetrators. The mods are the shills. Pic very related.

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>depressed user who never smiles
go outside and look at some nature dood

Butin is so bowerful.
The pathetic billionaire president of the richest most powerful country in the world has no control when confronted with the 5'5" man from russia.
This meme has been stupid since it's conception the night after trump won.
>Russia reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
for 2 fucking years now, I still have insane cat women screeching about trump and russia
It's so fucking old

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I think Ben is just a shitty artist who can't portray emotion very well

Political cartoonists are usually the bottom of the barrel in terms of mechanical skill.

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Shill detected

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>Trump is owned by Putin, CNN says so
no
>Shill
Okay

Especially since he's still alive in Benton Arkansas.
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>netflix
*amazon

Don't give them ideas, Elvis can't be impersonated

OK.. I got a good laugh from your picture.