Have you ever watched a whole handegg or baseball game?
NO. And we don't want Americans to start watching football either. They would ruin it.
So the Avengers movies are top film cause more people watch them?
I went to a Toledo Mudhens game once. Fell asleep in the 3rd inning and woke up in the 7th.
The score hadn't changed. I left in the 8th inning.
No. Don't think I've even seen more than a news clip on baseball. Isn't it called the world series but only burgers and nips play it?
Why do the yanks call their finals of handegg, netball or armoured rugby "World Series" when they are only open to American teams?
It's already plagued by a bunch of violent European nigger fanatics who get drunk and beat the shit out of one another. I'm guessing it's an outlet for having zero national pride whatsoever, and needing to cling violently to a nigger infested sports team.
Football championship is called the Super Bowl. Basketball is called the National Championship. Only Baseball uses that term.
>w-we also have Canada and Japan playing
I once saw this dance that some country or other does before playing their handegg games. It was k.
It's an old sponsorship thing. It was sponsored by a newspaper called 'The World' and the name stuck.
I have an IQ above 16, so my sports of choice isn't limited
no.
Professional sports is the opiate of the masses. Cheering for, rioting over, and celebrating niggers and spics who can’t read or write and who play children games for millions of dollars while you shell out 100s just to bring your children to a single game is disgusting and pathetic.
No. Handegg looks like it could be interesting but I can't be bothered with so many adverts.
The power ranking: rugby>>>>football>>>>>>>>>>>all else
It's an interesting sport due to all of the technical aspects. It's pretty complicated for a sport dominated by blacks. Of course, they don't tend to do much play calling.
This, stop watching niggerball.
The only sport im interested in is pro korean starcraft brood war
Larva fighting!!
Yes on both accounts. I watched england during the world cup but got bored by half time most games from watching them cry over a slight tap of the foot. How do people enjoy such low energy, low scoring garbage?
Yeah I heard that it was invented after the American civil war to help young men learn the kinds of skill that they would need to do will in the military. White officers, nigger cannon fodder, it makes sense.
If you aren't watching pro wrestling then you are not white
Baseball is fantastic, you just have to be able to have a conversation over the game. It's meant to be a backdrop to fans discussing the game itself, like talking about trades or statistics. The tension comes in between the action, and it does this very well since there isn't always movement like in basketball or soccer. The unfortunate thing is that it's really hard to get into baseball if you weren't raised with it, or if you don't have people to talk about it with. The best game I ever witnessed was game six of the 2011 world series, so if you're looking to actually get into baseball, start there.
No it's just a sport we like.
No, the superbowl is not even sports-oriented but wholly focused on advertising and commercials, a complete joke. NBA and baseball are completely foreign to my background so I don't watch that either
The sponsors logos are already bigger than team logo, more commercials, longer commercials
yeah no thanks, keep your povertyball where the majority of professional teams are actually in debt right now and looking for ways to increase revenue from sponsors.
Honestly no. The only games I've ever fully watched was Baseball and a few hockey games.
its too bad the sport with the oldest tradition and trophy isn't on the list
predates povertyball but only North American, nordic and slavic countries care about it
I know my opinion isn't popular but I actually prefer to watch baseball the most, of all the major sports. Second, I like hand-egg and third volleyball. I hate watching hockey and basketball, boring as fuck, because it's just so repetitive - literally men running back and forth (or skating) back and forth back and forth. At least with hand-egg there are different plays with different strategies and with baseball you have a wide diversity of potential plays that can happen with each pitch.
Soccer is truly the worst, though. It's as repetitive and stupid as hockey and basketball, but the men are sissy faggots that whine and cry over a broken nail, and the field is so big that the camera is always zoomed out and it just takes more effort to watch. Nah, fuck that.
>Yeah I heard that it was invented after the American civil war to help young men learn the kinds of skill that they would need to do will in the military.
That sounds like a pile of shit.
>At least with hand-egg there are different plays with different strategies
>literally men running back and forth (or skating) back and forth back and forth.
t. has never played hockey yet lives in Canada, filthy casual
hockey is the same shit over and over again. In hand egg the quarter back can actually do different things, such as long pass, lateral pass, hand-off, punt, etc. There is no equivalent of that in hockey or soccer, and not really in basketball either. There are only 2 things you can do in basketball: shoot or dunk/layup. That's it. Anyway, I said I really prefer baseball, it has the most variety.
Could be. Just what I heard. What's the real story behind it if that's not true?
Watched Cubs vs Indians final game 2016
god, it was terrible desu
Mutts are really retarded since they watch 162 games of this """""""""sport""""""""" each year
I watch knicks, Yankees, giants, Red Bulls, arsenal, USA national team.
I know more about soccer than any of these fuckin Nigel’s
>What's the real story behind it if that's not true?
according to wikipedia it derived from british football (soccer) and rugby, and went through several phases to gradually become american football, aka handegg. Why? Probably guys thinking they could make it better, since we didn't have the historical tradition that England did.
The military theory just sounds wrong because the sport in no way resembles combat, except very loosely.
Isn't there some quote about such-and-such military skills or leaders or something owing their success to the playing fields of Eaton, or some other rich kids' school?
Still better than 100m sprint, those things last for 2 weeks.
>the playing fields of Eaton,
I was kinda right.
No, sports is gay cuck shit.
Plenty of times
Handegg is just lame and gay.
Baseball is completely made up nonsense. I bet they just make up the rules as they go along and everyone just nods "Yeah yeah, he made base two after Whatshisface threw a Mulligan, great stuff, Jim."
Nah it's cool they get it.
youtube.com
only hockey, it is the white mans sport
watching sports of any kind is the most boring thing I could ever think of wasting my time on. i would rather play the sport myself
Yeah, Wellington.
I gave credence to the military theory because the sport teaches teamwork, tactics, leadership and physical fitness. But I suppose most sports do the same more or less
>Baseball is completely made up nonsense.
baseball sucks, and it's torture to watch most games, but once in a while there's a great hi-light:
This, so much this.
no equivalent?
offensive, neutral, and defensive zone, strategies required for all three based on posession of puck, so at minimum players on the ice must be aware of 6 different strategies at any given time, more if they don't want to become predictable. and unlike football they have to make the changes on the fly while game is in motion, much faster paced than football
do you know anything about matching lines? fore checking strategies? or are you aware of just basic technical skills like toe-dragging, moving forehand passes, backhand passes, saucer passes, etc?
I honestly don't think you know anything about hockey what so ever, which is surprising since you're a leaf. a pathetic excuse for one.
the thing about hockey is that it's just too damn fast and too hard to see the puck. And the old tradition of fighting in every game was pretty gay.
Having Yank commentators is the worst. Ball went out for a corner and this annoying cunt shouts "IT WENT PAST THE ENDLINE!!!"
The only sports I care about are ice hockey & baseball
Fixxed it for finna simp
>BASED
Yes
even the preliminary game for the summer National High School Baseball Championship is more popular than the pro football league
Yeah. Usually the subperb owl for tradition and it often turns out to be a decent show, whether it's rigged or not. Also you can meme about refball on a dank stream.
And maybe like an IRL game once in a blue moon. If the tickets are inexpensive it can be a fun family outing to see it in person. Or if the kids have a game while you're visiting famalams.
How many world cup viewers are human though?
>Unironically making fun of Football when American Football is a brute game with braindead American supporters
>subperb owl
cringe. How the fuck reddit forced that on /sp/ is a mystery for the ages.
Oh wow, the more you know. Thanks for clearing that up.
That's how memes work, I'm afraid. Even when they're tired, gay, or forced, people keep them up for fun, or even just to piss other people off.
Soccer is for faggits
here's the thing - faggot, I never played American football either, but the strategy is plain to see from a layman's perspective. You say hockey is full of strategy? It may be, but it sure doesn't look like it. I couldn't give a rat's anus what you think. Hockey is boring. Go fuck yourself, maplenigger.
>just to piss other people off.
I don't know why superb owl triggers me so much.
A long time ago there was a famous sports writer who called it the "World Serious". I wonder if the homos at /sp/ would like that one too.
Why is it called Great Britain when there’s nothing great about it?
3rd world mudders have nothing better to do but crowd around a 13 inch TV and watch people kick a ball around when they have no jobs.
Beats me. I only ever use spee like twice a year if I need to get the buzz on some sports-related thing since I'm not a fellow sportsfan. But it really does remind me of when I was young and I used to get mad as fuck when my dad would crack the same old corny joke again.
Maybe that's the psychological basis? The cycle of abuse in the form of forcing people to endure bad jokes?
Don’t worry Muhammad, nobody gives a shit about divegrass. We have actual sports for men in this country.
Find a group of baseball players outside of the US that can beat a World Series team and your argument may have merit.
Funny how the NFL is more valuable than that other bullshit.
>nigger fanatics who get drunk and beat the shit out of one another.
Isn't that literally your sport though?
Baseball has been amazing this year with the new rules
>3 mound visits per team instead of unlimited
>15 seconds between pitches max
>new timer between innings which shortening warmup periods for pitchers
>quicker challenges and replay times
Theyve cut the average game length nearly in HALF (currently at 2 hours 30 minutes for a full game down from 4 hours in 2016).
Seriously american posters....go watch a game. Its NOTHING like the boreball you remember.
baseball cucks such as yourself really are annoying
whoah
That almost sounds too fast, but good call. Keeping the action going is key to a fun time and 2-3 hours is just about right for a sitting. Kind of like going to a concert with an opening act or so.
Don't worry. No one takes povertyball serious around here. We aren't poor.
>Its NOTHING like the boreball you remember.
I might check it out.
One of my major gripes is that in MLB you can pretty much do anything to the umps, whereas in the NFL and NBA the officials don't have to take much abuse.
George Brett's tantrum is unbelievable, especially since he was guilty as charged:
This.
world cup is over and no one is talking about it anymore except stupid americans.
fuck off martsharters, invent your own sports.
sage
Went to watch baseball game once when I was in South Korea. This sport is a fucking joke, never attended such a boring event before.
nah, i hear "world champion" used for handegg and floorsqueak, and im betting it gets used for icefight too
BIG Agree
I never really got the appeal of baseball for the people who aren't playing it until I watched One Outs and realized of course there's a whole strategy and drama thing going on that you kind of have to be a fan to understand.
Kind of like NASCAR is cars going in circle for hours on end unless you get in to the whole drama and points system and who's taking a pit stop or made the key pass or whatever.
lol NO
The Americans will ruin it, they will bring capitalism into this shit and get 10 commercial breaks in the game and the playtime will be reduced to 15min like their pussy rugby
>implying that you have to like the other
Great=big
Ever seen “greater x country” threads on Jow Forums? That’s why
Handegg
>stop the play as often as possible
>bribe the referee
>roll ads
>"much kneeling"
Football
>stop the play as often as possible
>bribe the refere more than the other team
>roll ads
>"muh diversity"
Bread and games