Holy shit what the fuck is wrong with Republicans?
Holy shit what the fuck is wrong with Republicans?
Nathaniel Johnson
Ian Wood
They're not wrong
Bentley Sanchez
>Cohen
Fake news.
Mason Perry
The only people who voted for Trump are rural and suburban retards.
City people all voted for Hillary.
Connor Stewart
Know the best part?
This is the year Democrats win fucking everything.
No.
Really.
I mean EVERYTHING.
Asshole will attack Syria, kill Assad, and leave the bald headed Russian cunt spitting mad.
Then Mueller will have Asshole and Vice Asshole arrested by summer.
Then President Nancy Pelosi (uhhhnnng fuck YAS) gets to declare national emergency right before the big blue tsunami in November.
Hey, don't forget the Russian cunt!
He'll do something incredibly stupid. Or we'll just tell you he did. ;)
Are you guys with me?
Okay.
So.
President Nancy Pelosi. Democratic supermajority. War and emergency powers.
Like holy FUCKING SHIT.
We're literally literally going to be dragging far right pantshitters into FEMA camps this time next year. We'll literally be giving their big houses to refugees and undocumented immigrants. We'll LITERALLY be doing whatever the fuck we want and there's exactly FUCK ALL Skinhead cunts can do about it.
Congrats, babydicks.
You beat your chests and thrust your little dicks thinking you'd won the entire world when Asshole beat Her.
Now, you get to find out what a big, brutal bloodthirsty bitch Hillary "Payback" Clinton is. And how much delicious mischief we'll do with no rules, no limits, and no more regressive shitfucks standing in our way. .
Gavin Gray
SHALL
Elijah Foster
I've seen that old guy that gets carried out for every gun debate give so many dumb, contradictory and superficial statements on gun control I'm really starting to believe he's controlled opposition.
Austin Brooks
>city people
>not retarded
Pick one.
Julian Powell
It's not like it's a comedy bit or anything.
Christian Scott
Christian Sanchez
Arming Children vs Letting Podesta babysit your kids at Comet Pizza.
Zachary Cook
Toddlers get constitutional rights, the right to self defense is in the constitution. Checkmate faggots.
Juan Collins
Nathan Reed
cant speak for the older ones, but the younger ones who make up most posters here have issues with masculinity. they failed to make something of themselves in the world's most prosperous nation, and none of the billions of women on planet earth will have sex with them. feeling "dangerous" is how they convince themeselves that they haven't totally lost control over their life and freedom
Caleb Bailey
I just looked at pictures of this toy and skimmed through a seven minute video of someone showing it off, there is nothing that looks like that in anything. None of the reviews on Amazon or any other site speak of this.
Zachary Miller
it's a syringe. only a warped mind searching desperately for evidence of a conspiracy would make it sexual
Christian Long
>Go on comedy show.
>Make jokes.
HAHAHAHAHAAAA what a bunch of complete retards! Blumph eternally BTFO.
Seriously, though. Do people actually take comedic sketches as real? I suppose so, since these are the same people who think Harry Potter is real.
Grayson Flores
Reminder this is a viral marketing thread
Cameron Baker
>Arming toddlers is wrong and crazy.
>Allowing them to watch Ru Paul's Drag Race and be gender non-conforming at 5 years old should be enouraged.
Oliver Peterson
He's a Jew
Henry Barnes
Fuck me this shit's getting old. I mean the character is funny at first but the issue has been done to death. When Bowling for Columbine came out it was kind of a new thing, at least for us young eurofags, it was like
>omg these burgers are crazy for their guns
but now it's like been there done that. We get it, gun nuts, yadda yadda yadda.
Speaking of israel, why doesn't mr Cohen make a show about Israel and the JDF and sheit?
At least Borat (and to a lesser extent Brüno) was kinda funny on its own, putting people into awkward situations and whatnot, this is just
>WOW look at these outrageous american gun nuts amirite?
Sad.
Hunter Johnson
>Speaking of israel, why doesn't mr Cohen make a show about Israel and the JDF and sheit?
He confronts that topic in this clip. He doesn't make a whole show about because no one would watch it.