Catholic Church allows nuns to have sex

>What's next? They can also have tattoos?
Whatever it takes to boost recruitment numbers. That's all this is about.

The church has no credibility. You can't claim to represent eternal truths but then constantly alter your policies to reflect the changing political and social climate. For the past 500 years, the church has played moral catch up with society. It follows, it doesn't lead. It's pathetic.

I wouldn't be mad if Muslims burnt the Vatican to the ground.

>pope says heretical things
>people leave for orthodoxy
oof

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5959277/Brides-Christ-dont-need-virgins-Vatican-announces-stating-chastity-not-essential.html

catholic cuks will defend this.

brings new meaning to the word christcuck

as an atheist degenerate, shouldn't you be happy that these nuns will now have an unlimited number of dicks...isn't that your thing

why are you angry that the Catholic Church is turning more degenerate

What's up is down.

t. Good ol' Catholic boy from the country

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK! What is a good ol' Catholic boy to do?

Knowing Dmitry that nun has a dick and cums buckets full of jizz

What's even the point of being Catholic anymore? They're teaching the word of satan at this point. Glad that I'm a Baptist.

Catholicucks.

Going to be near a convert in a few weeks. How do I win me a nun-waifu, and then corrupt her?

>hay goys, fuck god's wife
nice try satan

Can this piece of shit just fucking die already holy hell how much of a heretic does he need to be?

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Because we don't like degeneracy?

Good move. I should probably de-lapse.

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The time is now to win nuns to Christ

streamable.com/w95yp

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the vatican is satan's throne. it must be destroyed along with israel.

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I hope you dont lust over nuns anons, thats a sin

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well....it's never too late to join us...

we open our arms to you brother, renounce the Roman Catholic Church....

>lets cuck god and see what happens
lel gods gonna soah these rats

"Knock knock!" "Knock knock!" We're not in.
Brother cardinals, from this day forward, we're not in, no matter who's knocking on our door.
We're in, but only for God.
From this day forward, everything that was wide open is gonna be closed.
Evangelization.
We've already done it.
Ecumenicalism.
Been there, done that.
Tolerance.
Doesn't live here anymore.
It's been evicted.
It vacated the house for the new tenant, who has diametrically opposite tastes in decorating.
We've been reaching out to others for years now.
It's time to stop! We are not going anywhere.
We are here.
Because, what are we? We are cement.
And cement doesn't move.
We are cement without windows.
So, we don't look to the outside world.
"Only the Church possesses the charisma of truth", said St.
Ignatius of Antioch.
And he was right.
We have no reason to look out.
Instead, look over there.
What do you see? That's the door.
The only way in.
Small and extremely uncomfortable.
And anyone who wants to know us has to find out how to get through that door.
Brother cardinals, we need to go back to being prohibited.
Inaccessible and mysterious.
That's the only way we can once again become desirable.

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that's ok the next papal bull will clarify that pre-op trans 'women' are in fact women and can become nuns.

I don't care about sex beyond a healthy level. Obsessing about sex is what religious people do. If food were sex, the Christians of the world would be morbidly obese or anorexic.

I'm disgusted by stupidity. Don't ask why I'm even on this board. But it should be obvious for anyone with half a brain that you can't follow an institution that claims to be the sole guardian of the Truth when it is constantly being embarrassed by its anachronistic, unethical policies and is constantly updating them to conform to superior, secular, rational norms.

Well, they know there is no chance the priests will impregnate them, and will ultimately turn a blind eye to any inconvenient abortion...
The state of Satan's Church...

damn, I gotta find me a nun gf

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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WOMEN GET SEXUAL FREEDOM? THEY GO MAKE TONS OF MISTAKES BY CHOOSING SHITTY MEN BECAUSE THEY ARE INEXPERIENCED AND NAIVE AND DON'T KNOW WHAT GOOD MEN ARE OR HOW TO FIND THEM.

SO GUESS WHAT CHRISTIANS: YET ANOTHER HUMILIATION FOR YOU AND YOUR WHORISH WOMEN.

SERIOUSLY I WISH I COULD JOIN BUT I CAN'T STAND HOW FUCKING EMASCULATED EVERYTHING IS.

Sounds like it's just a return to tradition then.

such a good series

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pope is now pimping out god's wives..if this don't piss off catholics nothing will

Just read the article.

These new rules do NOT apply to nuns. This entire thread is pointless. The rules apply to an odd cult, the Brides of Christ. There's less than 5000 of these people in the world. Nuns still have to be virgins.

>In a statement, the US Association of Consecrated Virgins, which says there are 235 consecrated virgins across America, said the document was “deeply disappointing in its denial of integral virginity as the essential and natural foundation of the vocation”.

No surprise that there are almost no consecrated virgins in the US. Compare this to the 50,000 nuns in the US

Virginity was never really a prerequsite.

Already married a nun.
Nun in the morning.
Nun in the evening.
Nun at night....

>dating a p*pist
I'd rather not

These are not actual Nuns BTW

>Consecrated virgins are unmarried women who offer their physical virginity as a gift to Christ, and devote time to penance, works of mercy and prayer. Unlike nuns, they do not live in enclosed communities or wear special clothing. Most have jobs, and they provide for their own needs.

I'm fairly certain this is a modern thing-like post-Vatican2

This article states the rules only apply to about 300 people in the US. This doesn’t refer in any way to nuns.

no, its not.

Whose fucking a nun?

No nuns have to be chaste. Not virgins.

i would be cool with this if the retard evangelists didnt exist
now their numbers will rise

holy shit, what a shame that the catholic church decided to stop beeing retarded now and not when it had when the reformation happened

She'll be chaste all over muh dick.

Catholic cucks are here to defend this

>But...but....it's only (insert number here) of women.....you see it's not so bad

Pro-Tip: God doesn't allow this type of degeneracy, not even to 1

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>Used up roasties for Christ
Prepare for a bunch of menopausal blue hair harpies to join convents and be total bitches forcing your school kids to learn liberation theology and be pozzed as fuck

>235 in the US
Weird. I know one. She's a total fucking bitch and yelled at me after daily mass one day for singing the propers during communion.
Yeah I don't think this thing is very kosher.

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He really is the false prophet the bible warned us about, isn't he? I am officially leaving the Catholic Church as they have been proven to be the Official Church of Satan.

You're literally describing the 1960s

>they are not nuns
>its talking about before consecration, not after
can you even read, darrel?

i can feel it cummin in the air tonight
hold on

AHAHAHHAA MARTIN LUTHER (pbuh) WAS RIGHT!!!

FUCKING PAPIST DECEIVERS!!!

Brides of Christ
not virgins
the state of christianity
literal CHRIST KEK
aahahahahahahahahahaahha
ahahahahahahahahhaa

At least the bitch nuns of the past had to sacrifice sex to become pontificating cunts. Now it's going to be what every fat burlesque dance instructor does once she gets too fat to poke dance.

>poke
Pole dance

A protestant friend of mine tokd me about the time he traveled to the vatican and had sex with a nun-in-training and i was internally fuming at the cuck story. (He's white too, but still)

This. With the pope inside it, please.

You can’t fuck nuns, retard. It’s just saying that roasties who can’t find a man can go be nuns instead of becoming “cool wine aunts,” whatever the hell that is.

Anyone could always become a nun regardless of physical virginity. as some user said earlier often sluts were forced to become nuns. Whores who couldn't make a living anymore would join convents just to have a place to sleep and eat.

This is about consecrated virgins, who are civilian women who make a pledge to consecrate their virginity to christ without become a nun. If you have no virginity to consecrate you can't be one.

just like my chinese cartoons

>nuns can have sex

That isnt what it says at all. The Catholic Church is just reminding people that take a vow of chastity (whether priestly, monastic, or laypeople) need not be virgins first. Those who have sex out of wedlock or are widowed can take vows of chastity if prepared beforehand.

PRETTY SURE "Brides of Christ" is a lay chastity movement.

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Can "cool wine aunts" bring anything but evil to the church?

Well at least now the priests can fuck someone besides the alter boy.

Is this fornication or clerical marriage?

If family wasn't all Catholic...

Based leaf.

neither. Its allowing people who have fornicated in the past to become members of a small weird order that doesnt live in a cloister

R
I
P

They are unironically going to be totally subverted by Lesbians.

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KISS THE RING

>implying the non-traddy orders were not back in the 70s

No this is specifially about consecrated virgins. The consecrated virgins had previously believed that one had to possess physical virginity to be consecrated a virgin. This was never thought to apply to nuns.

Divorcées and widows cannot become CVs, nor can former porn actresses or prostitutes or women who have lived with their boyfriends.

Basically the Pope said if you got some dick on the sly and repented you can still be one.

Yeah, I'm gonna stay Protestant.

Damn things probably smell like old GI Joes.

Pope is a globalists and a traitor

No.

Came here to post this.
The joke is that this policy has existed on the down-low for a thousand years.

your funeral

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I'm not saying he is. But what are the chances this shadow would be projected onto the back ground?

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After a month of No-fap their libido will be kill, and they'll either kill themselves, or at least realize that their "gender dysphoria" was bull shit.

that's false

Genesis 18:20 to 18:32

They absolutely have to be virgins. In my town they get exiled if they don't bleed the first time the priest fucks them.

If doubles we will see first transgender nun within a year
Pls allow this

he is front lit. its at night in front of the crowd at St Peters, so 100%

Couldn't have said it better, nice job.

>Oh look, another Jow Forums thread taking anticatholic bait hook line and sinker

"Prerequisite" means requirement beforehand. Widowed men can become priests, widowed women can become nuns. This isn't "new".

>The consecrated virgins had previously believed that one had to possess physical virginity to be consecrated a virgin.

Was this never ruled prior? The idea of a Consecrated Virgin seems like a Vow of Celibacy for laity, which has existed before with some groups. I can see the implication of being a virgin beforehand in the name but it serves no practical or spiritual need to run as such. Else it is functionally elitist.

>Divorcées and widows cannot become CVs, nor can former porn actresses or prostitutes or women who have lived with their boyfriends.
>Basically the Pope said if you got some dick on the sly and repented you can still be one.

Would you know what's the reasoning for this distinction?

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I thought there'd be nun porn in here. I am disappoint.

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you realize martin "the nun defiler" luther violated dozens of chaste women right?

Who the fuck is ruining the Catholic church?

I never see any hot nuns though. All I see is fat ones and old shriveled up ones look like my ballsack after a dry summer day