I'm moving to California for the next 4-6 years. How do I make the best of it

I'm moving to California for the next 4-6 years. How do I make the best of it.

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Destroy it.

>How do I make the best of it?

Bullshit, OP. You're just another George Soros shill who wants us dependent on One World Government's socialist wind turbine power so that the UN can deploy its soldiers to dump fluoride in our water and forcibly vaccinate our children so they turn into autistic atheist homosexuals leading to a 'Murrican population crash so that Muslims can commit white genocide and install their Antichrist in Washington DC and summon the lizard people after spraying chemtrails on the pure Aryan stock of Western Europe and killing off the followers of Jesus as foretold in the Book of Revelations.

smuggle 5000 slices of sushi into arizona and sell them there.
damn desert monkeys

No I'm seriously moving there and want a Jow Forums opinion.

Taco Grande es bueno si. Nueve pesos Snowmoose caballero. Gracias.

Perhaps. Do you think that anyone in Arizona would buy Sushi? I have never been to Arizona before. Do any of them know what Sushi is?

Eh, It's not so bad as people make it out to be. I stayed there for a few weeks and it was alright. Certainly not great but it's much better than most other countries.

On the bright side at least you'll be taxed less than where you're currently living in :^)

yeah, it's bascially a desert while california is oceanside.
they love sushi because they don't eat it often.

Make sure you buy at least 30m above sea level for the slump.

There there user, it'll be alright. At least they got good Mexican food.

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Yea I noticed that when I visited a few months ago. I'm moving to San Diego. How do I differentiate between good and bad Mexican food?

Trial and error I guess. I was in a small ass town with very few restaurants so it didn't take much time to figure it out. You''ll probably have so much delicious authentic Mexican food in San Diego you won't have time to eat it all.

>I'm moving to California
i feel sorry for you user

killing yourself
it would be better than living amongst the most amerimutt people

Learn how to surf. It's one of the most rewarding and fun things you can do in your life.

like dis

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Seconding this, although Californians aren’t really American, it’s basically Mexico 2.0 with sanctuary cities everywhere. But yeah, just kill yourself. Death is no doubt better than living in California

Have a lot of money.

Buy thousands of rounds and suppressors for your favorite Glock and just start shooting Mexican on sight.
That would make California better while you are here. Try to shoot as many as you can, as fast as you can.
Maybe pic related.

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Orange county is really nice. Just avoid Santa ana and it's practically a white rich right-wing ethnostate (I'm considering asians white since they work hard, contribute to the tax base, and vote conservative).

Los Angeles is fucking hell on earth if you are a straight white conservative male. Warning you now, DON'T come here is you are in that category. I'm desperately trying to get out, it's that fucking horrifying.

Avoid South Central

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Those pussys wouldn’t stand a chance against my strategy of immediately becoming a high body count spree killer.
Absolutely pic related!

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Commiefornia... one of the few places on earth worse than Canada. I hope the improved weather is worth it.

San Diego here. Tons of good Mexican food just depends on location for best spot near by to way where is best for you. We also got good weed and recreational shops and delivery places all over. Don't give homeless people any money. Know that housing/rent prices continue to grow and rise every year pretty drastically. Find job with good growth potential. Don't waste your money drinking downtown or in pb/ob.

Join LAPD and wear a MAGA hat everywhere. If you (being LAPD) get shot, LAPD will do some ethnic cleansing in your honor.

Daily reminder: "Throw Tear Gas" is code for "Burn it Down"

Oh, also, if you have the time, be sure to donate .308 to your local Korean businesses.

Buy guns before you get here.

Don't. Fuck. Anything.

Where to in California?

Yep, just wait at a transit stop and pick 'em off as they come bouncing off the bus.

;>)

Get a stagehand job at one of the major award ceremonies, then run out on stage and shout into the mic, “Jews control the media and entertainment industries, Look it up, its all true, im a nobody and even I can see how they con us everyday”

Welcome to California.

Step 1. immediately go on PreP and Truvada
Step 2. learn spanish
Step 3. Never turn on signal when turning
Step 4: if you're on the highway, never go in the far left lane unless you are driving and intend on maintaining at least 95mph
Step 5: become a flaming homosexual.
Step 6: become a faggot, see step 5.
Step 7. Transition to female
Step 8 demand that they cut your dick off, pretend to kill yourself for attention, get permission to cut said dick off
Step 9. hang out a Rage in West Hollywood everynight
Step 10. Forget step 1-9. Become Scientologist

Welcome to California.

It’s not that bad here. You’ll be in SD which is solid. Avoid the 405 two hours before and after rush hour traffic unless you enjoy torturing yourself. The smaller the Mexican restaurant is the better it is. Pacific beach is busy on a Friday/Saturday if you’re into that and ocean beach has some fairly decent beaches. The cliffs in ob are a nice vantage point. Wish I could tell you more about sd but I’ve obly visited friends down there. California life is easy if you mind your business and ignore the dumb people. As stated before, sd is pretty relaxed in terms of people just be friendly. And if youre into the Jow Forums thing and want to meet some guys hit up RAM (rise above movement/right brand clothing), they operate down in that region and the LA area and are solid dudes, personally know them being a Bay Area fag and meeting up with them.