Florida =- best state in US

Florida =- best state in US

The weather is great because it's always sunny and not too warm.
The lights are also incredible, like there's a lot of contrast, even during the night.
Fat and crazy people everywhere is a plus too.

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>not too warm
Are you fucking daft??

Dahnald....I have come....for the Publix chicken tender subs.

Tossed in buffalo, if you will, Dahnald.

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wrong

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Oh good grief, you have obviously never been to Florida. It is 97 degrees today and the dew point is 74. You go outside and sweat yourself soaking wet in about 5 min. We have a pool and the water is so warm you literally fucking sweat underwater.

North Carolina? Thats one of the most depressing states I've ever been to

what are you, a pussy?
80F is cold

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Florida is the best
If there where no niggers,spics and mosquitoes,it would be a paradise

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17th highest GDP in the world.

I keep my AC at 79F, any lower and it is too cold.

Erik?

Miami is nice but there's beaners everywhere, STDs are so bad they advertise them on the freeways, hurricanes, nigger criminals everywhere. Great women though.

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>not too warm
Yeah if you keep your fatass inside all day. It was nearly 99F (37 commie units) yesterday in my town.

Only shitskins are suited to live near the equator. Plus there's hurricanes and the bugs never die. Nice place to vacation though.

Not Hawaii? Sitting in a beach cabana on Maui right now

Florida man is a mythical creature who is characterized by its unparalleled levels of depravity, degeneracy, and ability to assume the form of any florida resident. Florida is hell on earth

>inb4 a bunch of butthurt autists from bumfuckistan hate on the best state in the union

ultimate boomer posting

Florida is America’s shithole... every news article that begins with “Florida Man” is just absurdity. Humid, nasty and ugly people... only good thing is the food...

Northern Florida reporting in. We are the greatest state. All other states compare your lives to ours and then kill yourselves.

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>80F is cold
Nigger detected

I heard the humidity was lethal.

Snow negroid detected. Yankee. Go. Home.

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You get used to it

From Florida to Everywhere else, please stop moving here.

"Florida home values have gone up 9.6% over the past year and Zillow predicts they will rise 6.1% within the next year."

Mississippi seems like the best state to me.

This. Anyone would take burning over freezing is unironically not white. "Great Florida weather" is perhaps the most inaccurate meme I've heard encountered, so much so that I imagine it was coined by people who only stuck around for the two weeks of the year where it's tolerable.

But why would anybody make fun of Texas, the actual best state?

That is every area desu. It is definitely a seller’s market now

To those of you thinking of moving down here: FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL
No more goddamn traffic on the Palmetto. NO

It isn’t

Hey guys, quick question. I'm in Colorado. Have been most of my life. GF wants to move to Naples, FL to be near her mom. I'm actually cool with this idea. My thought is that, there's the beach, it's a mostly white city and it provides me the opportunity to get away from all the fucking beaners here. Greasers are a real problem here in Colorado now. So, should I make the move to based FL?

Fuck no it's not. It's hot as hell. Loaded with niggers, too. When you're getting hit with hot weather and hurricanes, the only break you get is winter.

living in a small white florida town up north sounds comfy af desu

florida has the nappiest niggers, but all their whites seem very white too

Heavily forested, access to the Gulf, tucked away in the middle of the Deep South, very quiet, very peaceful, very old world.

>Implying cold temperatures aren't the natural habitat of the white man
Southerners are basically albino niggers.

Kek the ONE time I was in Naples some homeless teenage whore came up to me at a gas station, said her dad kicked her out and she had no money, and she begged me for a cigarette, literally offered to suck my dick. She was white

Weird, Naples is just fucking weird. Right by the gas station were huge gated communities and expensive houses.

That's true I will give you that. I live in a white beach town and every now and niggers come down here and cause trouble.

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Only if you're a Confederate or Southern Nationalist. If no to either or both of those. Yankee. Go. Home.

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South is home of the confederates so there should be more black people in northern States since the South is racist as hell

>Full of landwhales
>Full of retards
>Full of poor people
>Full of niggers
>Best state
Lol no

The South is literally full of niggers. Most of the heavily populated Nigger states are in the south.

google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/21818127

More and more blacks returning south

Snow is our home? That totally explains why only Western Europe conquered the world.

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I'm a white supremacist. Does that count?

The problem with Florida: no volcanoes.

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Didnt one of the Carolinas just pass some antisemitism law?
lmao

Those places exist (I live there) and nice areas are hidden away or accessible via toll bridges & waterways. The "Florida is Hell" label is an excellent deterrent to unwanted elements, and public zoning ordinances are heavily enforced.

I live in Florida and it's pretty shit desu
Economy is in the shitter and it's impossible to even find a good place to live, especially when we have really shit people in charge. Also Rick Scott looks like Mr. Burns

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>AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, you're serious?

>hot and muggy when not freezing
>swamp hell
>gator hell (they climb fences)
>mosquito hell
>"florida man"
>basically Cuba
>low IQ huwhites
>people hold century long grudges
>shaped like a ball-less limp dick
>even Disney World sucks now
>shit food

Nuke Florida when?

GF is already house shopping. Apparently she's found some nice condos in Esplanade. Personally, I'd rather be around weird or boomer whites than niggers or shitskins.

Sadly so, in my own opinion. Just be warned to be pissed off everywhere else except for central and west Florida.

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>moving to Florida to get away from Hispanics

Don't tell him damnitt, let him suffer

Come home

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Too hot

>Florida
>White

OFFICIAL UNDISPUTED USA REGIONS POWER RANKINGS
1.Rocky Mountains
2. New England
POWER GAP
3. Pacific Northwest
4. Midwest
5. Alaska
6. Hawaii
POWER GAP
10. Southeast
11. Texas
HUGE POWER GAP
9001. California
9999999999. Mid-Atlantic/New York

Remember, skiing is the white man’s pastime. Hot humid weather is shitskin weather.

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There are plenty of air conditioners in Florida, user. They even have them in cars. IN CARS!!!

This is a fact, as a Broward boy, I will never leave, this place is good for business, good women, stand your ground laws, good cops, low nigger amount, all the Cubans are capitalist because of Fidel so strong right wing voter base, and in general safer than LA NYC or Chicongo

It’s beautiful if you stick to the mountains

Stay inside incel, let the Chads enjoy the biking weather.

We're gonna genetically fuck the mosquitos soon, and the spics generally stay on their side, the niggers on the other hand have been a problem for a while, most are the reason this generation (at least in the south) only wants to do drugs

True gator blood

Maine is objectively the greatest state. Ever.

(not portland fags, they're more like Massachusetts then us.)

But the beaners don't live in Naples, right? Me and gf are going to get a comfy condo in some country club community. I'm a contractor and so business should be good down there.

Naples is. 86% white, non-shitskin.

>not too warm

Bro I live here and I cant go outside because its 95 degrees with 70% humidity... wtf are you on?

You call 90-100 degree humid summers "not too warm".

Wtf are you smoking?

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That's fine stay up there with your -40F winters, I bet you love frozen water falling from the sky making outdoor travel impossible if not deadly.

florida= SHIT
you fucking swamp mutt

Maine is the best April through October. The enter sux though.

God bless this state, fuck Rick Scott for raising the buy age to 21

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collier_County,_Florida
Dude, Collier county was 25% white in 2010. Probably around 30-35 now

>He doesnt know that Western Europe has winters

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>Chads
>biking
The only people who ride bikes in Florida are 50 year old boomers and men who had vasectomies

There’s a reason I listed New England as runner-up. You guys are great, other than Connecticut. I even like Massachusetts despite how liberal it is.

Hahahhahaha. You realize Hispanics are considered white in the census?

It's still cheaper than the other major metro areas, plus you can always go north and it'll be butt cheap

*Hispanic

50/50 in education

>70%
Too generous

>not too warm.

fuck off with that bullshit. florida summers suck. way too hot and muggy

This is a good idea, move. Homes in Naples are about to jump in price, get in quick before moon.

Yeah yeah whatever you say brownskin

Europe is a relatively cold continent you utter retard.
Africa and Central America are very hot, and wouldn’t you know it they’re full of dumb shitskins, just like the lower south.
Only reason I rate the south as o.k. instead of terrible is Kentucky, Tennessee and the Carolinas. The other states there are garbage, other than a few pockets in Arkansas

This, it's pure fucking hell.

Orlando user reporting in. Love it here.

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Gang shit

>80F is cold
>you are a pussy?

you have it backwards.

>Jew england
>Great

Please pick somewhere else other than the homebase of (((their))) empire.

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I was in Florida and it'a full of fat spics and niggers

>beaners
Move to northern Colorado like an actual white person m8. I only see spics when I have to go to Denver to visit family.

That's why you go to the beach. Get a canopy, some chairs, and enjoy the nice ocean breeze in the shade. It's amazing.

Too many spics.

You're a communist, unless people are handing you money to breathe the economy will always be 'in the shitter' get a job and start working