Why the fuck is the most purchased vehicle in the world a pickup truck? Maybe 1 in 100 of you faggots are farmers or actually need a personal truck for work purposes. I bet most of you faggots with trucks don't have a single scratch on the bed in the back. Trucks are stupid.
>hurr durr I need a truck, I'm an accountant
The best selling vehicle in 2017 was a pickup truck
muricans are about to get fucked by this.
Remember when oil prices were high and everybody was getting compact hatches for the MPG?
Now oil prices are low and everybody is going for guzzling SUVs.
Soon it'll rise again (no oil from iran, venezuela, peak oil, etc) and ford will be fucked.
They include government contracts and stuff. When I had a government job Ford under bid everyone and we always had shitty Fords (Trucks, vans, ecapes, taurus) they are all shit.) The Escapes are death mobiles on ice.
it makes me feel like a big man
Also handy for moving furniture and the like
You are half right i see alot of urbanite yuppies driving these things with furnished interiors you can tell they have never seen a pair of muddy boats in their lifetimes but everyone out where i live either drives a Truck or a 4x4
not politics
sage
nice shit post. people around here buy them because they're impressionable faggots. if they drive anything but they won't be accepted by their loser friends.
Boots not boats lmao
Because (((luxury))) cars all focus on meme hard suspension instead of comfort, and trucks all focus on luxury and comfort instead of practicality
Plus, there a surprising number of accountants who still want to tow a boat to/from their lakehouse
>don't have a single scratch on the bed
I got the bed liner, so no.
f150 vs silverado vs ram 1500
which one to buy?
>Trucks are stupid.
Seriously? What kind of faggotry is this? You should've changed your meme flag if you wanted to be taken seriously.
It helps compensate for my tiny penis
Even if you use a bed to bring home a new couch or something once a year it's worth it. If you own a house and don't own a pick up you're a faggot.
I can barely tow my boat because it has a 4 banger. But it's cheap.
if you do the math, Ford sells TWO F-Series trucks every single minute in 2017....how crazy is that?
Most of the ford F150's are fleet vehicles bought by the government, construction companies, and utility companies. Also, OP is a poor fag that can't afford a nice truck
Have you driven a new F-150? The 2.7s are fucking quick and the aluminum body + steel frame combo lowers the center of gravity so it handles like a car. The ride is smooth, they look fresh, the interior is like a living room... why wouldn't it be a top seller?
>you don't need that truck, buddy
>you don't need that gun, buddy
>you don't need those borders, buddy
Just because you're a poor piece of shit and can't understand the concept of purchasing something because you WANT it, does not mean that I should be pinned down to those same subhuman standards and forced to live in the dystopian world you retards maintain for yourselves.
>need
>need
>need
>you don need that air conditioning
>you don’t need that much food
>you don’t need that type of food
>you don’t need anything more than water
>you don’t need guns
>you don’t need such fancy shoes
>you don’t need pants
>you don’t need shirts
>you don’t need Internet
>you don’t need electronics
>you don’t need anything aside from the basics
You’re completely right, we don’t “need” anything more than our bare basics. However, that gives you fuck all of a reason to come down on what would be defined as excess. The very same goes for any other utilitarian that gets so flustered over anyone having anything more than what they immediately need. God forbid.
F150 without a doubt. Get the 2.7
Lots of people here in western Canada drive trucks. Some are just posers who maintain the immaculate cleanliness of it, but many like it because you can transport appliances, lumber, gravel, furniture, etc.
Even more puzzling than the pick-ups are the SUVs.
Pick-ups we can explain with them being very used by government bodies. And lots of insecure guys buy them because they look like a "real man" tm.
Now the fucking SUVs, what is the use of those things?
They do nothing offroad, they do nothing in road. The only thing those things are good at is taking up space.
And they make any man driving one look like a gay hairdresser.
>op out faggots the Israelis
*clap* *clap* well done fella
I just paid off a $48k Infiniti. Nice truck, sorry about your penis user
>yfw it still has about 1/5 left to go to on its upward trend to reach sales levels before the '08 recession
Anyone who owns a house needs a truck. Dump runs, landscaping, hell even just moving or going out into the hush demands a truck.
I love my Silverado LS. It's my first truck and I will never buy a car again. So much room, so much utility - I love it.
Silverado/Sierra is vastly superior
I totally understand that, Western Canada is more wilderness than civilization and the Winters are gnarly.
You eurotrash nigger faggot
I think op IS an Israeli Brit bro
Kek im actually an accountant who drives a truck. U mad?
think of it like a computer tower.
you can have a laptop that is difficult to work on
or you can get a giant tower than you can put your fist into without bumping into anything sharp and wondering how small asian hands really are.
i like small cars for zipping around.
but a truck is overall a better investment.
it can drive over small trees.. flood waters..
haul more weight..
it's just better for practicality in natural environments.
What's the resale on that look like, friendo?
They're the minivans of now, dude. Short buses for family folks.
4x4 has much higher resale value than 2 wheel drive. If you're gonna get a truck or SUV you may as well pay extra so you get more for it when you're done with it later
I can see you haven't driven one
Literally using my truck to haul shit today.
Cry more reggae junkie jew
>Iran
>Venezuela
>negro meme flag
Does the left get anything right ever?
>ancap flaggot, as if
>hurr durr, why do you need X user?
spoken like a true commie larper. Suck start a gun, nigger.
sage
And why should you care what other people drive?
What are fleet vehicles? Companies buying business vehicles in quantity, which are usually pick-up trucks and vans, skew these numbers.
Ops boypussy left him, so hes shitting up pol.
Dodge Rams have always and will always be absolute shit. My uncle bought one and had to have the transmission replaced after 25k miles. Brother has an older one form the 90's and the dash literally disintegrated.
When I'm wealthy I want one of those $60k Sierra Denalis. My dick
Niggers love SUVs. I dont know why. It's some kind of nigger status symbol to own a cadillac escalade and the ones too poor to get financing for one buy whatever is in their price range just to have it repossessed anyway
Show me your keys you poor faggot.
Basically it's like this, right now based on 2018 models:
Ram: drives good, best technology in terms of gadgets, but easily the least reliable.
Chevy/GMC: at the end of it's life, a new one is coming out next year. Out of the 3, will have the best resale value.
Ford: will be the most expensive, and the best driving. Will depreciate fast.
How about your truck raises my gas prices, puts out way more harmful chemicals than my car, is in my way physically because it's so large, is in my way visually taking up my field of view because it's so large, and you rarely if ever use the pickup bed so no you don't need it and the fact you want it anyway is detrimental to everyone else on the road. Plus the fact that in a collision with any sedan or smaller vehicle, your truck becomes a monster truck murder machine that crushes cars. Trucks cause more problems than they solve.
your keys are ugly as fuck
Niggers will lease rims for their escalades. Lease them. Some days I really miss being a repo man.
Because we can afford it poor fag. Where else am I going to put my fishing and hunting gear, maybe a smart car? You probably don’t understand the need for true 4wd bc riding your bicycle in your shit tier city
>t. Prius driver
Can confirm. My old job we had two of those Ford Transit vans and two Escapes. The Transits were alright for what they were, but I have never been in a car that felt more chincy than the Escape.
My nigger you have great taste
I believe you, user. Only an absolute retard would make up a lie as useless as that and think it is worth bragging about. And for you to suddenly go from this needs-based kike argument to bragging about owning something you mistakenly forgot was middle class has been fun to watch.
I wouldn’t want to embarrass myself stepping in a Ford dealershit
I bought a 94 GMC suburban because I need the third row for my growing family and two dogs, should we all be leaving. Anyone who buys a brand new vehicle, is a good goy. They aren't made to be user serviceable, and don't have the track record of longevity.
The engine in the GMC is a 50 year old design. It's tried and true. You can't trust anything new nowadays.
The Tacoma
$48k Nissan*
it's a 2014... worth a little over $20K today depending
SUVs are for soccer moms.
Fair assessment
Don't forget that "best driving" means a lot. It's the best buy quite a margin and "driving" is pretty much 100% of your interaction with the truck...
Yeah god forbid you make the right choice and not the selfish one you piece of trash. Air conditioning doesn't affect anyone else, just me and the room im cooling down. Your shitty truck takes up physical and visual space, guzzles gas driving up my prices, is a killing machine that would crush me and my car in a collision, emits way more harmful emissions, and is rarely if ever used for actually hauling shit in the bed like it's designed. You just wanna be an inconsiderate cunt and inconvenience everyone on the road.
It's bad enough I get retarded macho faggots driving useless trucks they don't need and also hinder everyone else, but I see fucking women driving these giant killing machines and doing it slowly and terribly, as a woman would. Fuck you for enabling this garbage.
From what I remember a lot of Tinder/online dating THOTs always posted 'something about a guy with a truck', so all those guys went out and bought trucks.
Why would an ancap question the free market?
I fucking want a pick up.
People have shit taste, what else is new? Most people could even get by with quick and efficient motorcycles but amerifats have always wanted oversized meme barges to haul around grocery bags
Why are you being just another cunt that's trying to tell other people how to live?
KYS, faggot.
This
>he doesn't live in the midwest
Nigger we get -20 degrees in the winter here.
Fucking feet of snow and hail and ice and mud.
Most of the roads are shitty with potholes because democrats have been funneling our money to the niggers in the city on welfare and subsidized housing.
Also we tow our boats/snowmobiles/quads you damn s@yboy faggot.
True. Trucks are pussy magnets.
is it really so hard to believe that people use their truckbed on a regular basis? i know ya'll just sit behind a computer all day but i didn't think you were this out of touch. and unless you're commuting a far distance, mpg really doesn't matter all that much. trucks get 15-20 now
You and your wife's son should be just fine when I roll over your Prius with my Ram 3/4 ton
>The Tacoma
This. I don't like my vehicles breaking down, So I own a 4Runner and a Taco.
I have kids, we do lots of outdoor shit that requires a good bit of gear (camping, cycling, hiking, etc.), and our winters suck. That's why we have an SUV.
Because here's the thing:
They lump the entire F-series together as ONE model.
While, for example, the VW Golf and VW Polo are counted as different models, even though they are more similar than an F-150 is to an F-650.
way more utility value
safer
can access far more roads and areas a car cant
>to haul stuff
>4x4 (I live in Montana)
>run over protesters if I feel threatened
Nothing screams America like "I don't give a shit about anyone else"
Girlfriend grew up/lives on a farm. Have a Fusion, and will likely trade it in for a truck if we settle down. We use their family’s truck occasionally for hauling.
Hahaha I'm not going to lie man, you're a half decent troll. A lot of the people on this board just phone it in when they're trying to bait someone but you actually almost had me convinced you were really this much of a faggot.
>Finances a new car
>Believes this is an indication of wealth
Never change, poorfags
you're manual labor then?
My gardener drives a truck so I don't need to.
Didn’t Obama buy a bunch of those for Isis? Btw trucks r more useful than bait slide threads.
The original pick ups were tiny trucks with a small cabin for a farmer and a small bed for hauling farm equipment around or crops to take to the market. They were 100% workhorses. Now insecure faggots with small dicks have turned them into abominations completely disconnected from their originsl purpose. Now vans have completely replaced pickups, in fact most people would do better with a van than a pickup. Same with the cross over meme that was also a mistake.
Buying expensive trucks is literally the quickest way to be a poorfag
stay mad you poor ass nigger. i love my f150, and would never buy a fucking car to do my job: construction
Lmao you think we need them? One word for you buddy,
Shale
>Polo
Do they sell cuckboxes even in the USA?
itt:
small dicks, rednecks, minimum wage roofers defending 2 tonne moving slabs of steel
>B-but I might need to move a couch some day
Get a van then you LARPer
You don't need a truck that often but when you need one, you really really really need one.
god damn it's depressing how far I had to scroll to find a smart person in this thread. also, every selfmade millionaire I ever met drives a pickup. or you can be dependent on others your whole life. suit yourself...
ok fag, where am i putting my 500lb roll of tpo or epdm, buckets of adhesive, acetone, nails, and all the garbage leftover? not in/on a sedan.
nope
>minimum wage roofers
whatever helps you sleep at night. I make more doing 1 fucking small roof in one day than you make in a week at mcdonalds
Do your own research. I won't touch FCA products with a stolen dick, but that's just me.
F150s are aluminum you brainlet