You are now the mayor of your town or city you currently live in. What do you do next?

You are now the mayor of your town or city you currently live in. What do you do next?

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Legalize prostitution

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Make leftism illegal.

Kick out the Silicon Valley faggots and Boomers.

Legalise shrooms.
Create places where people can experience visions in a safe way to learn to see the beauty in the world.

I live in a borough. And nothing. It's white perfection already.

Legalize or decriminalize all drug use desu. City police officers would be banned by policy from making possesion arrests.

>All drugs
No.

Lower taxes, sell off all the public land, and redirect the use of all the funds to improve the police forces.

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Nothing. Mayors are fucking powerless as shit and under the thumb of the state government, which is under the thumb of the federal government.
We don't live in the 1500s

I would encourage all farmers in the county to grow industrial hemp. Use city PD to protect fields from state poopers. I would help businessman revive the old manufacturing plants and convert them to hemp processing. Jobs would increase, wealth would spread. They would be saying its like the GM plant never left.

It's actually the opposite with the elected sheriff being at the top of the hierarchy. The states have always told the feds to fuck off. Even today with marijuana laws and sanctuary cities for illegal immigrants and gun rights.

NYC POC here get rid of the entire LBGTZCXB cite consul and give ICE unfetter access to to all records on illegal aliens.
and expand Rikers island.... also do away with the MTA bridges and tunnel administration

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Skim money off the top of whatever income the town is making. Fuck CA, i'd get as much money as possible so I could go to a better state & town. Oh & i'd prolly organize the youth into some religious groups or some shit if the leftists here wouldn't be outraged & try to BTFO me

Montreal City
No more refugees in
Legalize bar-casinos
Ban Shitbulls
Twice per summer hunting day against vermin
Allow civilian militias to operate during night to protect the city AKA Non-White and degenerate control
Ban leftist radios and other medias
ban leftists protests citing it call to anti-national activity
Ban welfare recipients
People caught using other language than English and French are fined if caught, rewards for proofs like videos
Ban Uber, 150 000$ fine for the driver and the company if a driver is caught operating in the city
Weed is tolerated everywhere but can't grow at home (Fire) Gotta give some slack
Being caught smoking crack or high on heroin = 1 week of city jail

>Abolish government pensions for former Mayors and cut all wages for city council members including myself.
>Use money to establish a new police force for the city.
>Fill new police force with hardcore nationalists who love their country.
>Send hit squads to kill known drug gangs and seize money.
>Track down all pedos and rapists that were released from prison. Execute them by firing squad.
>Kneecap leaders of Romanian begging gangs.
>If government tries to get rid of me, tell public the government wants to protect pedos, rapists, and scumbag dealers.
>Use public support to become independent untill the rest of Ireland fixes itself.

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If you ever do that user please let a foreign legionnaire develop in Ireland. Would go & help your cause. Better than sitting on ass entire life working for some corporate retard.

Ban all niggers

I would come help too, I have Irish ancestry

Have a new control system thought up for all traffic lights and have police patrol the city center by foot much more frequently and ask non-native looking people about their business and what they're doing in the city.

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Fix pothole

expel the jews, execute the journalists, arrest the beaners and give them to ICE

start by firing/imprisoning incompetents and corruptions

drop the charade and just have a 24/7/365 nonstop constant gay parade just moving around the city .use homo shekels to turn south tel aviv from poor african migrant shithole to basically the homo quarter of the city with fucktons of hotels and businesses to exploit gay tourism for maximum shekels .

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>Twice per summer hunting day against vermin
Actually a pretty good idea. I would say against invasive species though.

Have all the niggers rounded up and shot.

That's state though not local.

this. get some hookers and do blow off their ass

Is israel that gay?

Purge the cyclist mafia from any power to make decisions on bike lanes in the county/town.

Any outside money influence is met with good ol police corruption.

Politic my way to state assembly where the real pizza and power resides.

Get arrested as i power play and get too over my head with complete sociopath politicians with exp and real power.

Thx taxi owner

A nice sidewalk slam indeed

tel aviv \the center is that gay ,the moment you sign on any of these gay apps you have 16 yearold boys msging you to fuck for money .there was even a mass shooting at one of their clubs for young boys a few years ago .

>mayor
not really but okay, I can't do anything, it's a ceremonial position

round up the jews

I would vote for you, but also make Montreal an autonomous city not run by those faggots in Quebec City

Hows that any different from the rabbi spas?

look at pornographic videos and photographs on the taxpayers' dime

>have a 24/7/365 nonstop constant gay parade just moving around the city

This is the kind of thing future historians will use as an example of decadence.

Make the trains run on time

Build a wall

>cue the LOGH history pic

I'm in nigga. Where am I moving to? Sounds like Dublin.

>Build an army of twenty good men
>Invade the nearby town
>Claim it for my own town
>Repeat

Yes! Revoke every H1 visa immediately, stop construction on every Chicago style housing development immediately, and outlaw section 8 housing outside of the ghetto. Call in ICE in large numbers and start cleaning this crap up.
Enforce vagrancy laws.

I would agree to that with the caveat of, you can do heroin all you want, but if we see you doing heroin, you go to jail. Enforce it just like they do open container alcohol laws.

begin the forth reich

I'm in a blue sanctuary state, so immediately round up all illegals and allow "deadly salt weepoons" in city limits.

Continue not approving building permits for mosques.

Cocaine.

Can mayors declare martial law?

rob ford pls

the future wont have historians

Increase salaries for the sheriff's secret police.

>What do you do next?
next? I wouldn't even let them near a highway and the second they do I throw the book at them

>Blow the entire budget on coke and hookers
>Commit suicide in an comedic way after I get exposed.
>Suck mad Satan cock for eternity

Gas the kikes, deport the spics and hajjis, and enslave the niggers. Then I get rid of all services, including police as we no longer need them, and lower taxes to 0%.

After that I quit because everything is fixed

Los Angeles - round up illegals and take them on a long march to the border. Also take an elite SWAT team, get their families and friends out of the city, and pay said family and friends handsomely for SWAT to break into an ICBM compound to put this once-fine city to rest, at long last.

Fix my city Huey Long-style and eventually move up the ladder the way 'ol Huey would have wanted someone to D:

Open a gun range on some of the city land. No fee for townspeople.

Put checkpoints up at every road coming in/out of town.
>Tax all entrants & sell them daily/weekly pass which must be renewed
>anyone with a pass who commits a crime gets shot against a wall.
>all niggers get gassed
>all high school aged kids either MUST join civil defense corps, engineering corps, medical corps.
>all town business profits get split evenly among all citizens after prepaid Medical gets put in escrow.

Pit bull ban

Are pitbulls that large a problem?

Relax legal cannabis regulations.
Fix the potholes with the cannabis tax.

I like your style.

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My job.

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