There was likely some intelligent force behind the creation of the Universe

>There was likely some intelligent force behind the creation of the Universe
Ok, that doesn't sound too...
>Therefore the Biblical account of history is 100% true and the infallible word of God

Do you niggers seriously believe that God came down from his cloud 2000 years ago and explained the secrets of the universe to a handful of desert niggers?

Why them?

Why hasn't he stepped in to do anything since?

Why do I need to be faithful? If God is willing to come down and talk to a couple Rando's to explain how we need to worship him, why doesn't he do it for everybody? Is he too busy making statues cry and appearing on toast to stop the worldwide pedophile trafficking networks?

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Luckily, being intelligent is not a requirement for salvation, so you're in luck

Where did you get your Jesus face toaster? Mine burned out a while ago and I am looking for a new one.

>If God is willing to come down and talk to a couple Rando's to explain how we need to worship him, why doesn't he do it for everybody?
maybe because last time he did that we FUCKING KILLED HIM

but he wanted us to kill him

it was literally his plan

Intelligent leaf checked

it was also his plan to only do it once and establish his Church through his disciples

God loves he who helps himself

why?

Doesn't that kind of sound like something a Church would make up to lend itself legitimacy?

The evidence shows that God clearly doesn't care about direct intervention. Why does he suddenly care now?

jews are NPCs

the rest are 'players' that will be judged by God after this life.

thats an easy explanation that came across my mind. i still think jews will go to hell, tho. because some of them converted

if u want to know the truth, ask for it. ask God to give u faith to grow step by step and lead the way to your salvation. thats how i came out of atheism/suicidal thoughts. ask for the truth and it will save ur life - not this one, the eternal life

>if u want to know the truth, ask for it.
And then I get told to stop asking and just (((believe)))

>Doesn't that kind of sound like something a Church would make up to lend itself legitimacy?
i guess, but it's also kinda fishy that this scruffy jew came along and said "ok im establishing my church now and i'll protect it so that it won't collapse or anything" to like twelve dudes and it's still here and there are a billion of us

isnt that the story of every successful religion?

It's self-perpetuating. For a very long time it was cultuarally acceptable to kill someone for speaking heresy.

Why would you even need heresy laws if God is willing to step in a set people straight?

i mean ask for it in prayers..
speak to God as a person. he is ur father and wants ur salvation

how do I know that God can hear my prayers?

because he hears mine : )

'ask for it and u shall receive'
if its for the for the salvation of ur soul and others, God will grant it. he wants it, and thats why we all have a Guardian Angel to protect us and guide us

>and thats why we all have a Guardian Angel to protect us and guide us
do the orphans being trafficked by Satanic pedophiles have a guardian angel?

The exact same (or similar) could be said of a multitude of other religions, however. What gives yours more legitimacy than theirs?

all the other religions are propagated by Satan

mine isn't

pretty sure yes. i think the guardian angel is asigned upon the creation of the soul

or

upon baptism

either way, u are thinking only about this earthly life if u think suffering here is great.
any suffering we have here isnt even comparable to purgatory suffering. thats why we solve 'wash' our souls through penitency and pray for the salvation of souls. their suffering is greater than we can imagine.

thats why we should*

also, penitency and fast*

>baptism

Why does God care whether or not we dunk our babbies?

Do the undunked babbies go to purgatory and face unimaginable suffering? That doesn't sound very fair.

>God only shows himself to the Jews
>Jesus only came for the Jews
>got killed by jews

KYS tardlet

Okay truth time. We are basically in a simulation where everything is meant to feel perfectly real and final and important. Our consciousness individually and collectively lives after our physical death but there is no proof, there is meant to be none. The entities (what we can angles or demons or Gods) who created this simulation (They are not the one original creator for it is infinite and unknowable) are like sub-sub-sub creators. This place is for souls to learn and grow but the creators have inserted themselves as the Sheppard of the world and control via advances understandings of psychology, duality, money, power, influence, what we would call magic. They operate at high levels at both ends of the spectrum negative and positive. Revelations will make this all more obvious day to day.

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if u die before being able to commit a sin for your own actions and awareness, u should be going to heaven. regardless of baptism.

baptism is a sign of alliance between man and God, 'approved' by Jesus

God is actually an insane extraterrestrial AI whose actions and motivations make no sense

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idk if thats jesus. maybe bob marley. awfully wide nose and fairly burnt

>There was likely some intelligent force behind the creation of the Universe
assuming the universe was created.