RED PILL ME ON DAN SCHNEIDER

>If only you knew how bad things really are

He’s the guy who banged all the Nickelodeon stars you fantasized about growing up

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>Dan Schneider let go... over questionable treatment of some younger stars

youtu.be/XwhEBng0e5E
>strange going ons behind the scenes of the Amanda Show

variety.com/2018/dirt/real-estalker/dan-schneider-encino-home-1202794547/
>Dan Schneider lists his multi million dollar home

>pic related

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Wait, what did you call him?

Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider

waste of digits

dan "if she's a fighter, hold her tighter" schneider

Dan Schneider The Hymen Collider.

Holy fuck checked

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hi dan

In an era of #MeToo, when rabid feminists are ruining the career of anyone who's ever looked at a woman in lust, no one's so much as made an accusation against him.
Make of that what you will.

Fuck knows. He's Jewish and that's all that you need to know.

Dan "Hold her Tighter Shes a Fighter" Schneider

He's a fat fuck that got more sweet pussy than all of Jow Forums could even imagine. Plus he's rich.

he warmed our hearts and made us chuckle with his sarcastic humor on head of the class

Dan "Leader of the Cunny Clan" Schneider

he has a really bad foot fetish... I mean it, go look at the compilations on youtube

Ex CIA
Created MK Ultra
And now he rapes child stars

fuck off mersh stop being a drunk fagget. youre going to die in 5 years retard

Dan "The Unironic kike pedophile" Schneider

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Dan ((((Schneider)))) is all that you need to know

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He's the one man pizzagate.

You said he was shitty at his job for making bad shaows and asked why he was fired in the same post.

This guy was charged with sexual assault of a minor and Disney hired him.

Listen to voice over...

youtube.com/watch?v=GClCnoYELOM

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You mean Dan "She's Nine? That's fine!" Schneider?

Dan "She's eight, let's date" Schneider?

Never heard of him

Think he's called Dan "Hymen Slasher" Schneider

Wasted quints on a meme flag, checked...

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youtube.com/watch?v=6eiOJTNU5kU

Well that's Dan "the man with the plan to get your kid in the van" Schneider. Also known as Dan "if she's old enough to count, shes old enough to mount" Scneider.

Dan 'sniff kids feet then beat my meat' Schneider

why didnt you stop him

He is the protege of Geffen.

Dan "no hair down below, she's good to go" Schneider

He has """""""(((consensual)))""""""" sex with children.

He needs to learn the way of the smug warrior.

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Dan "slurp my cum or go back to the slum" Schneider

Dan "The man with a plan to lick her clam, tie her up and slap her with your ham, start with 2 fingers then your hand, no reporting and no bans, fondle her clit then her cans, rip off her clothes and throw her in the van, not one-not two-but a 6 man gangbang, into her mouth right inside her, make that pussy wider and wider, soft smooth skin better is the whiter, pound her so hard they call me the Hymen Collider, give me a ciggie this'll be an all-nighter, dont go soft got to be a hard rider, hold her tighter shes a fighter, we wont kill you if you stay quieter" Schneider

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Dan "Hold her tighter, shes a fighter" Schneider

He played the fat kid on Head of the Class. Then got a job at Nikelodean and had a hand fetish or some shit.

Why do her eyes look like she has been crying?

WTF?

Dan "The Innocent Man" Schneider
Dan "The Law Abider" Schneider

Din. Du. Nuffin.

10/10 Dan approved

Dan.... Why are you in South Korea? You looking for slant toed bitches or some shit?

Tried out for Newman on Seinfeld, didn't get the role. Got depressed; liaisons with the nick girls was the only thing that kept him alive.

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Dan "if she's a fighter, that just means she's tighter" Schneider

>yfw he keeps getting away with it
m.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNZjxJ0ifg

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What's up with guys named Dan and being fat?

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Dan please pay your child support to Jamie Lynn Spears

Dan 'if shes frightened my erections heightened' Schneider

Dan Harmon.

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What's the context behind this scene?

Dan nothing under grade 3 schneider

He just finished.

dan "i asked that daycare not to give me one with pubic hair" schneider

They have nicer feet over here

WHAT'S HIS NAME AGAIN?

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Dan "if she's old enough to hold a bottle she's old enough to throttle" Schneider

The van man
youtube.com/watch?v=Ya3pZjkAExo

Dan "start the van and find her" Schneider

Dan "Spread 'em Wider" Schneider
Dan "Tie Her Down, She's A Fighter" Schneider
Dan "You Wanna Be Famous, Don't You?" Schneider
Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider

I couldn't tell you. This is like one of 50 some odd gifs of his foot fetish.

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Dan "Pain inside her" Schneider
Dan "the cheek divider" Schneider
Dan "the hymen collider" Schneider
Dan “The Man in the Van” Schneider
Dan "Hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider
DAN " YOU KNOW THE PLAN, PUT 'EM IN THE VAN " SCHNEIDER
Dan "the man with a plan in an unmarked van" schneider.
Dan “show me your feet and I’ll beat my meat” Schneider
Dan "Eight is the new eighteen" Schneider
Dan "he can and will keep getting away with it" Schneider
Dan "I'm gonna ride her" Schneider
Dan "The man putting children in his van so watch out in advance or he'll get in their pants" Schneider
Dan 'Starlet Sodomizer' Schneider
Dan "the big dick @ nick" Schneider
Dan "balls on your nose, tongue on your toes, making hit shows" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Sniper" Schneider
Dan "Once you squirt, it won't hurt" Schneider
Dan "In the back of the trailer is where ill assail her" Schneider
Dan "You won't get me, janitors 404 threads for free" Schneider
Dan "I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her, Because I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise" Schneider

Dan "thicker than a Tennessee torah scroll" Schneider
Dan "hey little girls, want some candy?" Schneider
Dan "got kicked out of cub scouts for eating the brownies" Schneider
Dan "I'll make you famous" Schneider
Dan "you'll do it, and like it if you want the job" Schneider
Dan "the virgin surgeon" Schneider
Dan "Cherry poppin daddy" Schneider
Dan "the best thing about twenty eight year olds is, there are twenty of them" Schneider
Dan "But I Poop From There, Mister" Schneider
Dan "the disciplinarian" Schneider
Dan "have a look at my" Schneider
Dan "the initiator" Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "Big Daddy" Schneider
Dan "Down South" Schneider
Dan "The man whose little kid shows come with parental warnings, no seriously, I'm no liar" Schneider.
Dan "the defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Man with the Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Consent is a social construct" Schneider

Dan "Catholic priests can't compete" Schneider
Dan "Shut your mouth and think of your career" Schneider
Dan "If her age is on the clock, I grant her access to my cock" Schneider
Dan "wipe away that tear, it's for your career" Schneider
Dan "I touch my meat to your daughter's feet" Schneider
Dan "You wanna be on Nick, you gotta take this dick" Schneider
Dan "I beat my meat to little girls' feet" Schneider
Dan "Socks are on ban when you're in my van" Schneider
Dan "those 12yo feet, make me skeet, skeet, skeet" Schneider
Dan "Be a trooper, take it in the pooper" Schneider
Dan "your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you dont reply to this" schneider
Dan "If you let me put it in the brown, I'll make you a star in Tinseltown" Schneider
Dan "sniffer of shima-pan" Schneider-san as he's known in Japan
Dan"You ain't hitting the screen until I'm sick of punching your spleen" Schneider
Dan "Does this look like the face of mercy?" Schneider
Dan "Preteen Defiler" Schnider
Dan "To Be The Next Hanna Montana, Come Sit On My Banana" Schneider
Dan "Lick The Tip I'll Make You Rich" Schneider
Dan "chicken nugget" Schneider
Dan "Age Has No Meaning To Beings Such As Myself" Schneider

He is the father of jaime Lynn's baby

Dan "Slammin' that Clam" Schneider
Dan "The Man with the Plan to Get that Underaged Can" Schneider.
Dan "if Disney hired her, I tried her" Schneider
Dan "leg divider" Schneider
Dan "she's struggling, what a fighter" Schneider
Dan "no easy feat, licking all those under-aged feet" Schneider
Dan "the man with a plan involving his van" Schneider
Dan "the Oval Office Ovary Operator" Schneider
Dan "Riding Shotgun In The Party Van" Schneider
Dan "In Carcosa I'll hide her, you'll never find her" Schneider
Around Schneider, always hide her
Dan "MK ultra dat underage vulva" Schneider
Dan 'Honorary Duggar' Schneider
Dan "Get wet or we're going to cause a fire" Schneider
Dan "Give her some cider and slip it inside her" Schneider
Dan "would be perfect playing Billy Kincaid on a spawn remake" Schneider
Dan "If you Tell Someone I'll Shorten your Lifespan" "The Paedo Inner Circler" Schneider. He is a screenwriter
Dan "Jam her in the clam" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Conquistador" Schneider
Dan "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, I'm gonna suck those tiny toes" Schneider

Dan "I can and I will" Schniggder
Dan 'Behead those who insult cunny' Schneider
dan "watch me" Schneider
Dan "Time to take your protein shake through my meat straw" Schneider
Dan "Carnal Knowledge of a Minor" Schneider
Dan 'spikes the apple cider' Schneider
Dan "She's tighter if she's a fighter" Schneider.
Dan 'The Shitter Obliterator' Schneider
Dan "just the tip baby" Schneider
Dan 'Slam her in the Can' Schneider
Dan "The Itsy Bitsy Schneider Climbed up your Daughters Spout"
Dan "chicken nugget" Schneider
Dan "Age Has No Meaning To Beings Such As Myself" Schneider
Dan "The Man with the Plan to Get that Underaged Can" Schneider.

Hes the jew I would be if I were a jew. :^)

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Dan "Don't call me that" Schneider

Dan "if shes old enough to read shes old enough to eat solid food" schnieder

oh hi Dan

He probably also manipulated the death and "replacement" of Spears' daughter.
Can't be called out as the father if the DNA doesn't match up, right?
Search the news stories for the Spears family feeling great relief after the daughter (((miraculously survived))) an ATV accident.

Dan "My balls are in your court" Schneider
Dan "Mission kimpossible" Schneider
Dan "Livin la pedo loca" Schneider
Dan "Premeditated flirter" Schneider

youtube.com/watch?v=A7pGwBSmzrc

Dan "watch your back, Mossad's on the attack" Schneider.

Did I do it right, Jow Forums?

He's a game developer famous for creating minecraft and super mario. His exploits in gambling has made him famous for his intense rage fits when he loses at poker. After serving in both world wars he decided to become a Crypto zoologist .

>WHO IS HE AND WHAT DID HE DO
He was on a shareholder call and said the N-word in an inappropriate manner, got ejected from his board position and is now living in disgrace.

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checked.
getting strong mk uktra vibes from his commercial break bumpers.
youtu.be/fMB8JnJ0vlA
what kind of crime is attempted programming of childrens minds on a mass scale?

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If you've ever seen under girl feet sexualized on disney kids shows, this is the Jew who made it happen.

>attempted programming of childrens minds on a mass scale?

my friend have i a theory for you, whether its true or not, it is interesting

youtube.com/watch?v=ZB7gHCj8TZk

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A source close to Nickelodeon has confided in me that they were molested by Dan "Hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider in a truckstop bathroom.

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All of them?
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Just a regular Hollywood Jew doing regular Hollywood Jew stuff.

the spiciest part is the nickelodeon footprint logo
he isn't even hiding it

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living the dream

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