Brit/pol/ - Whinging Poms Edition

>Millions to face hosepipe ban in north-west England
bbc.com/news/uk-england-44850128

>Brits would rather quit the EU with NO deal than back Theresa May’s Brexit plans
thesun.co.uk/news/6790356/

>Second Brexit vote was always the Remainers’ game plan — we must not let it happen
thesun.co.uk/news/6796671/

>EU and Japan sign historic free trade deal after rush to agree terms before Brexit
independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/eu-japan-free-trade-deal-brexit-uk-leave-asia-a8450476.html

>Ukip’s on the verge of a spectacular comeback – and it’s all thanks to Theresa May
spectator.co.uk/2018/07/ukips-on-the-verge-of-a-spectacular-comeback-and-its-all-thanks-to-theresa-may/

>Why Sajid Javid is currently best placed to be next Conservative leader
yougov.co.uk/news/2018/07/11/why-sajid-javid-new-favourite-be-next-conservative/

>Vote Leave: Brexit campaign 'broke electoral law' in referendum
bbc.com/news/uk-politics-44856992

>Electoral Commission Email reveals why they refused to speak to Vote Leave
order-order.com/2018/07/17/electoral-commission-email-reveals-they-refused-to-speak-to-vote-leave-officials/

>Remain Campaign used sams spending tactics as vote leave, but far worse.
order-order.com/2018/07/04/remain-campaign-used-spending-tactics-vote-leave-far-worse/

>Ofcom calls LBC meeting after Farage complaint
radiotoday.co.uk/2018/07/ofcom-calls-lbc-meeting-after-farage-complaint

>Westminster voting intention:
>LAB: 40% (-)
>CON: 36% (-6)
>UKIP: 8% (+5)

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>The phone call that saved Brexit

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real mammal hours

why dont you just make a website for this shite instead of spamming here sometimes i feel like your a shill from the bbc

Big Gay Benders

I'm rubbing my tenders

Do you watch Eastenders?

scotch eggs and tzatziki

>whinging poms
this is spooky as fuck. i came across this expression for the first time in my life earlier today in a youtube comment section, and again just now. is god fucking with me? is the matrix glitched?

wut

that Mandela effect stuff is pretty interesting

>went on wikipedia just now to look up article
>pic related is front page
genuinely spooked

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*pats your lonely neet head*

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d-don't rub it in

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Just learned about what he did. What an amazing lad, he was my favorite politician already but now I'm in love.
He's the best!!!

Gay OP image

Can Jeremy count on your vote?

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The Industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

rub what in user

your peen

really want to drink
but already drank Thursday and Sunday
what do

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Just woke up

What did I miss?

what is a peen?

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What is a grown man who watches cartoons?

Fucking lovely. An OP which isn’t filled with absolute bullshit
>bbc
>bbc
>bbc
>bbc
>bbc

Cunts who do that are wankers and definitely muslim pakis

Why did Cameron try to oust him? What does this Jew bastard dwarf have up his sleeve?

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Oh the words that he spoke
Seemed the wisest of philosophies
There's nothing ever gained
By a wet thing called a tear
When the world is too dark
And I need the light inside of me
I'll walk into a bar
And drink fifteen pints of beer

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>He used actual links for all
Enjoy financially supporting billionaires who want you dead

Your mum's a lovely lady

Who here waiting for sunrise?

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oy wtf

I never click on them, I fucking live here, I know everything that’s happening. I just can not stand seeing every link to bbc news, only a Muslim paki would do that

Tell me about National Action and other prowhites in the UK, how the hell are you going to reorganize in those types of conditions? Your country seems way too oversaturated and oppressive to do anything.

A peen is the same as a peener. It's a bee-nass basically.

uwotm8?

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Shove an alcohol soaked tampon up your arse m8, all the fun without the guilt of drinking

no thank you

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you might like it

>hosepipe ban

Get your shit together england
>spinny-spinny-whirl-and-turny -- steering wheel
>snippy-snippy-cuts-a-doodly -- scissors
>crispy-crunchy-bready-munchy -- toast
>vroom-vroom-zoom-zoom -- car
>ding-ding-around-town-thing -- bus
>long-and-pokey-welfare-dokey -- nigger with a knife
>sweep-swop-block-the-light -- window shades
>bright-bright-twisty-light -- lightbulb

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sosig

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eg

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been

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excited for martoe post

baycen

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dont let me down

martoe

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FUCK YES!!
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pudins

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towst

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cupatee

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kek I forgot mushrooms, I will do better tommow morning

based

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bit fucked that craig ferguson features in this video considering his relationship with booze

Alcoholism
Ferguson is a recovering alcoholic, sober since 18 February 1992.[85] Ferguson said he had considered suicide on Christmas Day 1991, but when offered a glass of sherry by a friend for celebrating the holiday, he was distracted from jumping off Tower Bridge in London as he had planned.[6]

That's right! Smash the FASH!

read demons if you want dostoyevskys take on you fucks

It was a joke, idiot. But you see, I've read, and what I got from Dostoevsky, you didn't. It's just a pretty story and a way to pass time for you.

right ok

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Here is what I'm reading currently:
Huysmans' À rebours, Céline's - D'un château l'autre, Mishima's - Patriotism
Pound's - The Pisan Cantos, Jünger's - Stahlgewittern, Xenophon's - Anabasis

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I defy you all
You know twice as much as nothing at all
It's still nothing at all

Good song mate

Why are you reading so many different things at once

I'm ADHD or whatever the fuck bullshit they made up

try reading one at a time

No, I get irritated and put it down, and end up doing something else. Where as If I read several I don't.

how odd
in america they'd give you amphetamine

I do amp all the time anyway mate lol

How old are you?

21

I sometimes hang around on amphetamine forums because i love the speed of bants

I like forward motion
Amp is based and redpilled, as they say

>Amp is based and redpilled, as they say
who says this? big pharma?

#freeshkreli

Why do normies think the air raids on germany and britain are equatable when the bombing of hamburg had the same number of casualties in one night that we had the entire war?

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dey dont

Jimmy Saville was innocent.

#FreeTommyShkreli

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>ywn be a rookie paratrooper whose parachute doesn't open
why live

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youtube comment section nationalism

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>that qt who works at the co-op will see me boozed up at 6am on a wednesday morning buying more

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keep this thread bumped please

Details? Missed out.

Wasn't the qt was some random fat lad
he said
> 'isn't it a bit early in the morning'
I said
>'are you my doctor'
and he said
>'nah'
but in a hostile way and looked me up and down
i'll leave him a bad review

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regardless the festivities can recommence

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