Is the DNA test meme real? I've been thinking about getting one.
Is the DNA test meme real? I've been thinking about getting one
Julian Bailey
Mason Torres
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Ryan Wood
Robert Martin
Hey there cutie, like these percentages? ;)
Nathaniel Young
It will show what kind of mix you are.
Yous realize that you are proven not be white, right? First it was early Eugenics that said you are a special North Mongolian race, later DNA shows that you have Chink Asian in you.
You are just a hapa.
Parker Wood
If you do 23andMe and turn out European and also 0.5% Sub Saharan African, then do not worry because (((23andMe))) CEO admitted to putting fake african geneology reports just “to mess with racists”
Christian Garcia
DNA Ancestry test companies will gladly hand over your DNA to any law enforcement that asks without a warrant, so if you plan on ever committing crimes or just don't want to be added to the hunter killer drones' genetic code kill list of political dissidents you might want to take a rain check and stick with the good old fashioned paper bag test to determine if you're white or not.
Oliver Flores
>DNA testing is still legal in his country
wew laddy
Jordan Green
cons
>only good for 4ish generations. warren wouldnt take one on these grounds
>spending money to give a company your DNA metadata putting you on a list
pros
>neat
>reveals possible medical problems
>keeps you from claiming you are "pure" and getting a big head
a novelty gift
Hunter Williams
>without warrant
they buy in blocks of 5000 people for 2500 dollarydoos, it's cheaper than court orders and both parties enjoy benefits.
Juan Clark
paper bag test?
Oliver Reyes
Kek, have an affair goys and goyettes! Raise another mans child goy!
Benjamin Bailey
Spotted the 56%er!
Daniel Butler
No but actually what is it? Is it just that your skin has to be lighter than a brown paper bag?
Leo Ramirez
Paper bag test. Right good idea. I think so too. You wanna tell the others here about the paper bag test...Il
Nolan Johnson
>35% subsaharan african
>blacks make up only 13% of the population and they on average have 20% euro DNA
Hunter Harris
Yes
Luis Hernandez
do et fren.
Joseph Roberts
>sending your DNA to a corporation
Enjoy getting replaced by a doppleganger in 4 weeks faggot
John Russell
Literally a Chinese Swede.
Julian Flores
No. Go do regular genealogy research (make a family tree n shit). You'll learn about your family history that no DNA test can give you
Caleb Richardson
I got 100% European. Do it pussy.
Xavier Gomez
They take your DNA and send it to mars to make slave clones to work on the mars colony.
Joseph Rodriguez
nigga dont. ( ( T H E Y ) ) steal your dna and will most likely use it for heinous and nefarious plots in the future