Yellowstone Volcano latest: 100-FOOT fissure sparks URGENT park closure >A 100-foot fissure has opened up in the Grand Teton National Park – not far from the potentially catastrophic Yellowstone volcano.
>The giant crack in the Wyoming–based national park has prompted officials to shut down areas from tourists in case of landslides.
>The Grand Teton National Park said in a statement: “The Hidden Falls and Inspiration Point areas are currently closed due to elevated potential for rockfall.
>“The area was closed to protect human safety on July 10 after expanding cracks in a rock buttress were detected.
>“It is unknown how long the closure will be in effect. Geologists are monitoring the buttress for movement and have initiated a risk assessment for the area.”If it was seismic activity beneath Grand Teton which caused the fissure, it could be a sign that Yellowstone is reawakening.
Sell lava rock as a landscaping material dumb dumb
Bentley Butler
yep. this is going to change a lot in world politics it might be end of burger suprematism
Jackson Collins
>express.co.uk Got any more of them fake news sites to link to?
Cooper Moore
>Steamboat geyser >Now this
So am I expected to evac to some shitty euro country or I do I get to go to Costa Rica if I want?
Nathan Reed
>express.co.uk/
Jose Reyes
>Buttress WOW! HOTT!
Daniel Nelson
It's eruption is considered to be as powerful as 100,000 Nuclear Bombs. I can just imagine now, as soon as the entire US population hears the thunderous bang, and they see smoke coming over the the far side, countless Americans taking up arms.
All firing in the air, "YA AINT GON GETS ME MOTHER FUGGA, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG"
Netflix released a new predictive-programming movie called "How It Ends" about Yellowstone erupting. In the movie, what caused the apocalypse is a mystery until the end, all anyone knows is the grid went down, lots of people are dead, huge earthquakes are happening, big tsunamis, freakish electrical storms, etc.
At the end you find out yellowstone erupted and the shitstorm has only just begun. The cloud is blocking out the sun causing a new ice age.
>yfw Russia insta nukes china to stone age when they're the undisputed nuclear power >Manchuria and korean peninsula finally make part of the glorious russian empire
dumbass Mayans didn't account for leap years or something retarded like that
Bentley Davis
This
Levi Rivera
One can dream
Owen Campbell
its not yellowstone dummy. it's "an event" off the coast. Spoiler, the movie does not reveal the source/cause of the event and the acting is bad. dont waste your time
Jeremiah Parker
Let's regroup in Argentina
Camden Perry
Nah, only thing is that the ash will make it hard to identify niggers
I hope that fucking volcano does erupt and free everybody being controlled for a little while
Ryan Nguyen
Mount Saint Hellens wasn't so bad.
Anthony Butler
>tfw you'll be up against ninja niggers. >tfw getting pick pocketed while trying to find your way to safety, and when you eventually do >Your pants are gone, half your shifts gone, your phone, wallet, keys, and shoes are all gone
I wouldn't put it past the deepstate to intentionally trigger this somehow to avoid paying for their crimes.
Camden Butler
>it's "an event" off the coast I don't know how you explain the giant ash cloud sweeping through the landscape then
Jordan Jones
Just so happens to be a geothermal plant near Kilauea. Just so happens to be deep drilling to test whether the pressure can be slowly lowered near Yellowstone just before the fissure opens. I'm sure it's nothing.
Joseph Murphy
How is it there is a 100 ft fissure in yellow stone but i cant find a single picture
Jayden Collins
Everyone will be in black face. >mother nature is racist
This event would quite literally be unprecedented in human history. Yellowstone's volume of magma is something like three orders of magnitude larger than that of Kraktoa which caused global crop failure for years after it erupted.
Aaron Harris
Checked...this is why Israel is so strategically important. The Dead Sea is the lowest point, and easiest access to the underworld.
Juan Gray
I guess we could eat people
Jace Phillips
Nuclear fire creates Ash. Nuclear winter was heavily studied in cold war.
Connor Gomez
>omg i have a huge pimp on my face >looks like it'll blow half off my cheek out >let's see what happens when i poke it with a needle
Daniel Hughes
More like the end of human civilization as we know it, this will wipe out every crop on earth.
Xavier Hughes
100FT fissure with no pictures >idiot wants to go see because curious >curious because no pictures
James Jones
Just throw a few garden hoses and some sprinklers scattered about, should calm the ash rising.
No big deal, capture any steam for liberal power, throw niggers into the cauldron. There are positives here guys
Hudson Williams
God let the smoke plume hit the southwest
Tyler Kelly
I just wanna know what kind of gemstones I can come hunting for once she's all settled down. Already planning my trip to Hawai'i to get me some Peridot
Brandon Phillips
>yfw the chicano underrace adapts to the sunless North American continent and becomes literal le 0% face abominations Mount Saint Helens was about .01% the size of Yellowstone
Carter Barnes
yea if it happened over there Kim DotCom would swim his fatass over like a killer whale to save you KangaJews.
Nuclear winter was proven bullshit even before Carl Sagan pitched it in 1981. It's idiotic. And now, with MIRV warhead and the use of air bursts on most targets, it's even more improbable.
Charles Green
would plastic drones melt from the heat?
Blake Bennett
IT'S A ROCK WALL STUPID NOT IN THE GROUND
59 REPLIES DO YOUR HOMEWORK NUPOL FUCKING NEWFAGS
YES I'M MAD AND DRUNK
Dylan Martinez
The Ash fall will be about the same. over large areas; less than 100 mm outside of wyoming, Idaho and Montana.
Jacob Anderson
If there isnt anything coming out like hot hot steam then no. Steam probably wouldnt melt it either it would have to be very hot for that to happen
William Davis
From the Ashes of the American Eagle, a Phoenix shall rise. A new imperium for the betterment of Man.
Isnt the entire planet going to be covered by an ashcloud from this? I better grow some mushrooms in my basement....
Isaac Ramirez
Thanks user!
Daniel Sanders
No, the entire planet isn't going to be covered in ash.
Noah Thompson
It was niggers wasn't it?
Julian Fisher
But that would cool down the entire planet significantly. We need more global warming I guess, time to burn some coal.
Lincoln Peterson
Nothing will happen guys.
Jaxon Hill
They need to just go spray a hose on the volcano to put out the fire
Cooper Anderson
actually this depends on a couple things 1. how long it erupts 2. how big the fissures will be/last (fissures can keep going long after eruption) 3. how far fissures away from volcano (a big volcano could probably have fissures forming miles and miles away) 4. how high the dust goes etc etc etc Yeah it wont blanket the whole planet but you could see little bits of dust in china. it could reach many places
Isaiah Flores
>Nah, only thing is that the ash will make it hard to identify niggers
nah, niggers still gonna nig... they will self identify as the ones calling Wal Mart to bitch about how the tv they looted from a store doesn't work.
This is it. Packing up my shit right now and taking the first flight to Thailand.
Camden Reed
oh shit i just seen yellowstone fly over my house on the east coast
hes right guys duck and cover
Wyatt Mitchell
If yellowstone were to erupt, the best thing for America to do would be to finally let our military loose and conquer some new land. Majority of all Americans will be dead unless we make a move militarily.
Best bet would be to use our massive navy to transport millions of America to the African continent or any country we can easily roll over and take their land by conquest to settle new Americans. We wouldn't need to move every American as part of the U.S. would still be habitable, but we'd probably have to move a good 100 million or so. Africa is a large and fertile continent with zero military resistance so it would be a good choice. Take a few African countries over, kill all the nogs, make a nice safe haven for the surviving Americans, and start over.
Our only other option besides conquest of new territory would be to roll over and die. No one would help us, and no one will take American refugees. The few countries, if any, that would take us, would treat us like shit since we're despised around the world. Unleashing hell would be the only option.
Connor Peterson
Me me eat ass
Elijah Smith
>But that would cool down the entire planet significantly. About like Krakatoa, yes.
Nathan Sanchez
Socal checking in. Please happen. we need some fucking shade down here.
Matthew Clark
Who here shoves there finer in Tyrone’s ass
Brayden Price
The statistical chances of it erupting now are tiny, but hey that's still a real chance of global catastrophe
Jaxon Roberts
I would fuck my roommate so hard
Camden Myers
You're forgetting about all the fucking ash that gets shot up into the atmosphere and just stays there, blocking the sun and destroying crops all over the world for two years >idiot
Ryan Taylor
YES DIE
Caleb Young
Kong’s up my ass all day
Matthew Jones
cursed image
Justin Anderson
Reddit is for ur mom fags day
Nicholas Fisher
needs to hurry up all the niggers and spics in the cities are gonna die.
Charles Adams
>nobody here actually read the article >the fissure is at the Grand Tetons not Yellowstone >caused by normal seismic activity >only a couple of park areas are closed, but only because of danger from falling rock
