PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MEMES BECOME REALITY EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on Tucker 7/17/18
youtu.be/MB8etvUSag0 pt1
youtu.be/CWDdo14iXIU pt2
>Pres Trump meets w/GOP Congress members 7/17/18
c-span.org/video/?448596-1/
>AgriSec Perdue @Axios on Trade Policies/Taxes 7/17/18
c-span.org/video/?448570-1/
>Fed Chair Powell @Senate on Monetary Report 7/17/18
c-span.org/video/?447891-1/
>ActVASec ORourke @House on VA Whistleblowers 7/17/18
c-span.org/video/?448569-1/
>House Hearing on Social Media Filtering 7/17/18
c-span.org/video/?448566-1/
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania in Europe 7/17/18
youtu.be/8veFit08FBU
>Ron Paul approves of the Trump/Putin Summit 7/16/18
youtu.be/MtGTosISMeA
>Pres Trump on Hannity 7/16/18
youtu.be/bQYosxXNgK0 pt1
youtu.be/dRMW4knpiUo pt2
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania return to WH 7/16/18
youtu.be/lg3PD53vGwg
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania return to DC 7/16/18
youtu.be/a9fe_IFvqBw
>Pres Trump w/Piers Morgan on GMB 7/16/18
youtu.be/1komrR9BHl4
youtu.be/nW79-NHT_UE
youtu.be/oaIQpxNuplM
>VP Pence/CommSec Wilburine @Dept of Commerce 7/16/18
youtu.be/zNG0BgkFsxo
>Pres Trump/RUS Pres Putin presser 7/16/18
c-span.org/video/?448421-1/
>Pres Trump expanded meet w/RUS Pres Putin 7/16/18
c-span.org/video/?448482-1/
>Pres Trump meets w/RUS Pres Putin 7/16/18
c-span.org/video/?448481-1/

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i'm out, find someone else to be your slave

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>real /honest/ hours
im glad shilling and/or retards can't deter our fun together :) and really it's all thanks to Donald Trump.

>first for Rosie O Donnel btfo

MAGA

Or don't. It's probably about time we took these discussions underground. This board is too well known.

I know, that's probably why I agree w most of your posts.
There's still quite a few books I need to rebuy or are on loan, Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance by Pirsig and the sequel Lila are both great. You'd probably like them if you haven't read them already.
Noted

Let's go to the safe place

>*takes my shard of the Baker's Guild Power Crystal and goes into hiding*

NEW RULES FAGGOTS

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Thats what they want so that others dont get redpilled there is other chans for escaping shills

ALL THE MEMES ARE REAL
NEXT UP, AYYLMAOS AND WARPDRIVE

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*pat*

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DUDE, AWOO!

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I’d lurk there

based

I'm too hot to handle
Too cold to hold
I'm funky like a monkey
and space is the place

oh YEAH!

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"When Shari'a Blue sends its people they're not sending their best. They're not sending (You). They're not sending (You). They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people."

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Lazy asshole

No one's going to your shitty IRC channel, #nibl has all the good animu bots

Maybe stop being a treasonous cunt if you don't want to see the end of a rope?

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GOOD.
>THE FIRE RISES

I got this! Im awake now!

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So he got exactly the reaction he wanted. Okay then.

fuck donald trump

If leftists whine, tell them
>muh freeze peach

I love how he turns it around and makes it all about how the shop owners are the victims.

hey guys its me again.
the guy who goes suicidal over head pat gifs

A shame they didn't just burn the entartete kunst.

The art gallery cries out in pain as they strike you

faggot

Is ASMR user still here? Who is your favorite thot? Gibi is classiest, but Frivvi is hottest.

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>They're bringing pasta. They're nerd virgins. And some of them, I assume, are double agents.

Sagiri a shit.

IM NOT LOCKEDIN HERE WITH YOU.

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I'm disgusted to find out there are people itt who murder furbabies

Guy was a Polish that studied 40 years of the Commie poles, he noted that the leaders of the movement were all psychopaths, and all the followers that weren't able to adjust to that sort of "mindset" turned into schizophrenics, it rings a bell, doesn't it?

Get out of him, Satan.

reee

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Totally

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That was fast. Shame it didn't go up in flames first.

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>be you
>discovering America
>Making America
>too early to even call it great, let alone again
>*blocks your path*
wat do?

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*Pence dabs on your thread*

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He should have kept it up to see if anyone does anything. Maybe he didn't own a gun?

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Kind of disappointed to be honest. He did better with Kim and that deal is falling apart already.

I'm going back to my Ron Paul folder for a bit.

bet you guys didn't even notice i slept through some of the threads i was baking
also
>using IRC in 2018
i shiggy diggy

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>throw a pokeball

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I once approached a tranny, lads. Shame me.

this makes me happy

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The American uniform... Khakis... Can spot you retards a mile away anywhere on earth

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is there a hummingbird pokemon? That'd be a good one. btw checked
based

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Fren!

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Trump was so mighty and alpha when facing Putin.

I need a relaxing hobby to help deal with the constant stress of the cocksuckers constantly trying to prevent MAGA. Anyone have recommendations?

underrated

yikes. He could not have been more beta

Said no one ever

Khaki cargo pants and a black polo shirt are unironically god tier. They also piss off liberals and minorities where I'm from.

Gibi is top tier. Frivvi has vids where she is just making out with ears for 30 minutes. It's basically soft core porn at that point.

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that's all i want in life

It's Musaigen no Phantom World. It's a Kyoani anime

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New rules indeed.Make tgis happen guys. Don't give him a quarter. Make him and his loved ones fear for their lives.

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Aren't hummingbirds edgy little cunts? Or am I thinking of Canada geese too much again?

As with all other things, it just asserts how powerless we are as a nation.

We have to wait years and vote and hope it's not gerrymandered or corrupted by a foreign power to get people out ... and that's about all you can do. There is no other recourse. You can have an ignorant, befuddled, extorted, traitorous, molester hold the highest office in the land and there is zero recourse. Just wait out the clock and hope for the best.

The fairy tale that there are checks and balances in the system is just that. We as a nation have zero recourse other than a vote that may or may not matter depending on if the archaic voting mechanisms get hacked.

Hummzap is one.

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It's not like Putin did anything to him. So what if he makes problems for the international rootless cosmopolitans who tried to take over and destroy the U.S.?

Damn you for posting new AWOOs at this hour

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> Falling apart already

There was never any deal. We never lifted sanctions and there are no war games scheduled until next March.

Meanwhile, North Korea's main nuclear facility "Mysteriously" collapsed in on itself and was buried underneath an entire mountain right before the summit. How about that?

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I told you trump is working together with Putin.
He is working for Russia instead of the US

Weightlifting.

I like Grand Strategy games.

fake and gay

Are you guys really not embarrassed to be part of a personality cult for such a worthless man?

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LMAO tru dat he looked like a BITCH

>artists

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FBI pls.

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FREN

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Try this on for size warning you might get a weird boner

youtu.be/Dd5XDyMBU7Q

Those 3 million jobs created in Russia, damn, I knew I should've listened to toothpastes.

More like hunched over and looked like he was about to cry as Putin raped his asshole over and over.

I’m really starting to see this as Russia did this. As opposed to trump. Sure trump is a very stupid man and a traitor (it seems). But he’s dumb. And greedy. And over his stupid head. This is a once a millennia embarrassment. And Russia did this to us (with the help of some easily manipulated countrymen). This is Pearl Harbor level. Or 9/11. FUCK RUSSIA!

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masturbate to porn

Second weightlifting

learn banjo
im ready to try weightlifting again now that I've recovered from my break up. IS Stronglift 5x5 still okay to start with?

>personality cult
Obama isn't President anymore, and your textbook definition of fascism doesn't apply here, nigger.

Sure, go for it.

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> It'll be easier after the elections.
> There will be less pressure then.
> Will you tell Putin that, for me?

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>new
We post rare AWOOs every night, you're just usually asleep by then.

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Wow you have absolute pleb tastes.
I'd share my ASMRfu but I can't stand the idea of you guys desecrating her.

How do I even get into weightlifting? Buy a set of weights on kikelist or something? There's no gym within 45 minutes of where I live. I'm a rural retard.

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>art

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I am now officially off the Drumpf Train.

It’s a very easy routine if you ask me, user

It's bizarre how automatic the response of "deep state" is on the right. Ever since the beginning of the Russian hacker story, the story of the deep state was thrown into the mix. It's like it's a conservative talking point: "they say 'russia', we say 'deep state'."

When the 12 Russian hackers story surfaced and Trump was asked he about that his response was pretty much "this happened in 2016 when Obama was president... deep state?" Fox News awkwardly shoves it in when Trump is saying he trusts his intelligence agencies.

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In Canada your people are used as slaves. Hope the remittances are worth it knowing old stinky white guys are fucking your sister the "nanny"

>zero recourse other than a vote
re-read the second amendment.

Necessary to the security of a
_ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _

Now do you see why the Second Amendment is important?