IT'S HAPPENING!!! YELLOWSTONE 100 FOOT FISSURE OPENS

So open Google, AOL, MSN, or Yahoo?

I live in Key West. I'm fine. Rest of you fags are toast though.

Don't worry about it until shit actually does happen you misleading retarded faggot

>100 FOOT FISSURE OPENS
>not a happening

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>Despite being around 100 kilometres from the Yellowstone National Park, Grand Teton does sit over the Yellowstone supervolcano.
>If it was seismic activity beneath Grand Teton which caused the fissure, it could be a sign that Yellowstone is reawakening.
>If the Wyoming volcano were to erupt an estimated 87,000 people would be killed immediately and two-thirds of the USA would immediately be made uninhabitable.
express.co.uk/news/science/990251/yellowstone-volcano-latest-yellowstone-super-volcano-grand-teton-national-park-fissure

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Nobody is safe you dumb fuck. Such an eruption will smog the entire planet and block sunlight, thus killing all our crops.

niggas don't know about mah crops

I LIVE IN THE PURPLE ZONE AND I JUST SAW A VOLCANO OPEN UP 25 FEET AWAY FROM MY HOUSE

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Yellowstone is going to erupt the 27

Lol now we know your twitter user, nice move, DOX imcoming

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Canadians have been growing crops indoors for years its called hydroponics and growlights my duuuuuude

Imagine being this retarded. Even if it was as bad as you make it out to be there ain't a goddamn thing either of us could do about it so who gives a shit? Retarded faggots do, that's who. Namaste.

FUCKKKK ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW TURN ON CNN

Even if it was happening, I wouldn't trust it if CNN said it was.

yeh US crops?? you mean non gmo? like what? weed?

>CNN
>pertinent news

Imagine being this retarded

>tfw you live in a hipster and no one believes you that Velveeta is the best cheese to make Mac and cheese
whatever, I get the best Mac and cheese.

Crops is kill is just ONE side effect. Imagine a world without sunlight and where it rains ashes. It's going to be the worst apocalypse ever.

Thank God.

all planets will be on one side of the sun on july 19th-september 3rd.
It's happened before.
Volcanic activity increases

Can confirm. I also live in the purple zone and a volcano just flew over my house.

>>tfw you live in a hipster
Hello, my new tapeworm friend.

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It's a good thing we have electricity, huh?

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Thanks, God. It was a good run.

As fucking stupid as it sounds, wouldnt some sort of giant space leafblower be able to blow that shit away, thus restoring sunlight to all of Gods glorious creatures?

Not saying it would be cheap or easy...

That's the joke summerlad

that's a bretty major habbenig

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>giant space leafblower
Mexican astronauts.

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polk checking in, all green here, we're go for erupt.

> happening in Wyoming but not California.

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>can't do anything to it
>so let's just ignore this large event

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so it's basically trafalgar square sans the falafel

Shit, I was there last month.
In Europe next month.
Midwest this month.
God, shall I live?

As opposed to what? Having a lively discourse about everyone on earths slow starvation and finding some way to blame the Jews about it? Might as well be talking about the heat death of the universe too then fuckboy

Sounds like a reason to stay inside and get comfy. Hydroponic weed, Hydroponic tomatoes and cucumbers, and shitposting against whatever burgers are left in burger land. Is there a better life?

>tfw the tv show i'm creating in my head is set in california
>california might not even exist soon
>the entire west coast and most of the united states might not even exist soon
>if my show ever does get made, it has to be set before the volcanic eruption
>this changes the entire plot of the show, as well as the atmosphere and emotional resonance
>this changes the atmosphere of reality
>tfw i realize the fragility of existence
>tfw i realize this post is tl;dr
I don't want this feel. This feel is abstract and painful.

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why do things have to change? Why can't they just stay the same forever?

What would happen to California?

u shud git sum sleeps fren

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Fucking retard

Fuck, guys, a volcano just landed on my backyard!

I am in the blue zone, by the way.

Off by one

Velveeta is shit

OK, who was the asshole who stole my shitpost get.

Shame really one off

WHO IS THIS

All the world's electricity would provide food for 12 million people.

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That will help you grow a tiny fraction of what the human population needs.
The solution we need is cannibalism.
The question is: who to eat?

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Yeah, but the get is praise worthy, shadily.

lulz it maek peeple oprate intanets

Lot's of small seismic activity is a good thing, it shows the volcano is releasing pressure. It's the big quiet autistic fuckers you wanna watch just north of you Australia.

Lol you niggers are retarded. Can't a man make a light hearted reference to Jow Forumss distrust of the Jew in passing without immediately being disregarded as some sort of JIDF shill? Your paranoia is astounding even to a JIDF shill like myself.

Oy vey

Here take this for your next jidf post

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Long or wide?
If long, not happening.
If wide...well. Soon...soon.

Take my energy, based Yellowstone!
The reset begins soon!

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SECOND!

HOLY FUCK user WASNT KIDDING ITS OVER

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Aerosmith has suggestions

>pic related
To fat

Checked and Blessed by Kek for your words of encouragement

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You know the answer to that already.

chekzing

stop engaging in homosex user. we have better things to do than listen to hair bands. fate of america rests on our shoulders to find a solution...

i say we eat the ones who cant outrun us. it will give us some short term gains and long term advantages. people who arent as clever as us will be starving chasing those prime slices of meat like joggers. forget that shit they got to much stamina. their time will come later when they run out of food

wow, volcanoes arent even hiding their shilling anymore

>this is the time Des Moines, IA will ever be listed on a map.
Sweet.

Are you pretending to not get the joke?
Have a dated myself to much for you?

Your country single-handedly snuffed out white prosperity. A couple of planes full of (((Arabs))) is all it took for you to go on a 15 year rampage through the Middle East and Northern Africa, and boats run by your King Jew Soros have been ferrying Islamic niggers into white civilization for half a fucking decade. And you cucks haven't done anything about Soros or the fact you're an Israeli puppet state.

I hope that volcano explodes and everything south of Vermont slides into the Gulf of Mexico so that the resulting tidal wave gets rid of all the shitholes south of you too. You have snuffed out White civilization, the only flicker of warmth in a vast, cold vacuum, in service of a race of vampires who have been battling humanity for millennia

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Archive that shit

no pics no proof

Name the girl you fucker

> a leaf criticizing any other country

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comfy thread OP

>Sperging this hard
The only danger is a rock wall that may be unsafe for hikers if it collapses. Calm down Cletus.

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YELLOWSTONE JUST FLEW OVER MY COMMIEBLOCK, CAN CONFIRM HAPPENING.

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This is Putin's present to the US, Kim triggered it with his nukes, the prophecy is real, see digits.

>he learned from school shooters
Does this not mean we should open up holes in volcanoes to ensure they don't erupt

I'm hardly alone, everyone except Israel knows you're shit

can you trigger a big explosion with a nuke inside the fissure?

Put a lid on it, I haven't even started my bunker yet.

fucking finally

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Califag here, volcanoes growing from trees rn. I think we’re screwed

I can confirm happening! I can hear Yellowstone launch sequence codes over the border!

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I might have given your post some sort of credit if it wasn’t from the most cucked country on this side of the atlantic.

dont worry im with you bro. velveeta is the best cheese for both mac and dip

Good Lord, I'm fucked. See you on the other side, Jow Forums.

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Our leader is a fucking faggot who has dressed as a pajeet, a cowboy, and many other embarrassing things.

But he's never dressed like one of these.

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