OI MATE HAV YOU GOT A BOIKING LOICENSE?

>tfw 16 year old me never even would've thought of that
>tfw, massive shocker, I lived in a household with parents, that had flour and eggs on tap
Noice job, coppas

Thank goodness!! I'm glad they banned selling plastic knives and forks to the underage as well.

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Yeah do it. Softly. Like underhand a foot from ground. Actually just leave the booze on my doorstep.

You are ruining my fucking plan user! Stahp!

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I'm so sober right now. Please kids. Help a poor old man out.

>not building an unregistered egg arsenal at home using chickens procured through illegal means

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But make sure you hav your caffeine loicense mate

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I once got stopped from buying alcohol when I was 30 because I didn't have ID. Then they wouldn't let the people I was with buy it even though they were over 18 and had ID because they said they would give it to me

>chickens
geese, mate. trust me I'm white.

>turns out they won't sell kids this shit because of Halloween pranks

How the fuck is this supposed to stop kids from getting eggs?

I knew this was a thing on halloween but all autumn? Kids must be fucking planning shit far ahead of time these days.

kek this bread is good, have a bump

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Oi mate you forgot your lemonoide loicense?

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you've got to be fucken dumb to put signs up

just refuse them service once they get to the check out, but putting signs up only encourages the criminal act of throwing eggs and nigs will want to do it more

also a sharpened pencil is more dangerous than a plastic knife

fuck britain

THATS A BONKING OuTRAGE!

Fuck, I had an egg for breakfast, am I in trouble?

i genuinely hope to god that Trump decides to invade the UK and make it an american overseas territory

Then we'd get actual food portions and be able to shoot shit.
Oh, and actually say things and not go to prison because of it.

I agree. I think the UK would make a far superior 51st state than Puerto Rico. Can you imagine how beautiful and how sublime that conquest would be? Freedom for the Brits!

Niggers

The eggs and flour thing used to be something fairly innocent done at Halloween and when kids had finished school. It became more sinister and aggressive with its adoption by our new arrivals. The bans pretty much only apply in shithole parts of London.

standard.co.uk/news/london/dont-sell-eggs-and-flour-to-under16s-kings-cross-shopkeepers-urged-ahead-of-halloween-a3098636.html

Can't argue with that

See I'm in Paris and I feel the same general thoughtform. It's wonderful where I am, in (by far) the richest district in Paris. But I know that the rest of the nation is in utter shambles and I understand the general point being made.

niggers would just steal the eggs anyway.

>Oh, and actually say things and not go to prison because of it.
You better hav your language loicense in order mate

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paris neet ftw

Each time I think France is at the bottom of the barrel, England is here to remember me that the barrel actually as no bottom and everything could be much worse.
Kinda surprised how they managed to get 6 millions time worse than Sweden in the span of a few months tho.

they mix them with alcohol and die
red bull, monster and all that shit, they aren't even aware of their own health and risk with these cocktails

do you have hot chicks in france?

their national animal is a literal cock

I'm pretty sure that red bull vodka shit is urban myth

I agree but they should be allowed to if they want.

That's done voluntarily by local businesses to prevent kids vandalising places at halloween. It's 'sponsored' by the local police force but it's more of a neighbourhood watch sort of thing.

These threads are very silly. Literally fake news. We need a loicense only to own guns and to drive cars, just like everywhere else on earth.

Those don't look like Swedes to me.

>national animal
thats bee side the point

elaborate frind

nope, happens a lot, less deaths recently but those are just the fluid version of the american students attention boost pills addiction
sometimes it's just students overdosing, sometimes too much hardparty, it's not lsd or whatever dancefloor drug but if you are unaware of your own body conditions and health issues you may end pretty badly too

that's the royal one

this man did not answer my question btw

ANY CHILD CAN WALK INTO A FARM AND PURCHASE A CHICKEN FOR AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF EGGS

CHICKEN CONTROL NOW

it's coming home

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But thats just general binge drinking the mixing of energy drinks with alcohol in itself doesnt make it more dangerous

Shouldn't have laws to tell people what decisions to make. The decisions of the kids who are retarded and mix those should not impact on the rights of others.

you such a sassy little italian hoe

"Safety" is a buzzword by this point.

>to prevent kids vandalising places at halloween

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And to own a tv.

A fucking tv license.

Holy shit you're so cucked.

This will be for the day before Halloween, which inbreds know as "mischief night". This is when kids with more school suspensions than sense throw eggs at people. It's gotten to a point now where the posters have had to go up. Been going on for years

Oi mate, you got an animal holding permit?

Imagine propagating the idea you must have a permit to operate your car.

This means you have surrendered your ability to steer your own property.

>tv license.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_licence

The majority of the first world use those to some degree. At least we don't have a TV tax like other countries do.

You misunderstand what they mean by 'licence' in this case- it's not comparable to a driver's license, but more so to a subscription fee for that year.

The same could be said for cable in places, or something like satellite. Since the specific frequencies require the purchase of a subscription, but not even that, because there is plenty of FTA coverage. Other than that, receiving OTA requires no payment, since it is paid by advertising, yet can still be commandeered civically, if required.