Did Jesus ever fuck anyone, or did he die an Incel virgin?

Wait, dude don't say that not even on the internet won't they stone you over there for that shit?

So you're saying he fucked her.

Yeah, they do. But I'm tired of living anyway. At least I'll be global news.

she fucked him with a strap on, he was also a major footfag. Not sure why anyone follows this gay religion besides submissive cucks.

Here is the West we have individual freedom of thought. It's actually encouraged. You might not understand.

Better to not fuck anybody than to fuck an infertile 9 year old kid or a goat

So, you can be an asshole, and independently think you're not?

Come on, those aren't the only two options. How about a blow job from a 12-year-old altar boy?

Because Jesus is The Way, The Truth and The Light, i mean what do you want me to tell you? He is.

You my friend don't know what you're missing.

That's always welcome.

Nobody ever talks nor reports about your shitholes and that's the reason they brought half you civilization to us, to show us that cleansings are actually a natural right and duty

Nobody will give a fuck.

Yes
11 “Sir,” the woman said, “you have nothing to draw with and the well is deep. Where can you get this living water? 12 Are you greater than our father Jacob, who gave us the well and drank from it himself, as did also his sons and his livestock?”

13 Jesus answered, “Everyone who drinks this water will be thirsty again, 14 but whoever drinks the water I give them will never thirst. Indeed, the water I give them will become in them a spring of water welling up to eternal life.”

15 The woman said to him, “Sir, give me this water so that I won’t get thirsty and have to keep coming here to draw water.”

16 He told her, “Go, call your husband and come back.”

17 “I have no husband,” she replied.

Jesus said to her, “You are right when you say you have no husband. 18 The fact is, you have had five husbands, and the man you now have is not your husband. What you have just said is quite true.”
academia.edu/5983450/A_Wellspring_of_Eroticism_in_the_Gospel_of_John_4_11

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Yeah. He has no idea what a hairless pussy and flat chest with tiny tiny nipples do to you.

Don't talk to your cousin like that.

LOL, you believe you're that important? You would be 1 of hundreds of the 'death by stone' gimic that would just be swept under the rug.

He didn't fuck anyone because he doesn't exist

You got your feelings hurt in record time. Amazing. You must have been practicing.

I see you're still a Muslim.

HOHOHO FELIZ NAVIDAD

Kill 'em all, buddy. I hate them equally.

Why?

I'm allergic to assholes bigger than me.

>the leader of a wacky offshoot of Christianity espouses Communist rhetoric in robes
we don't care enough about him to even find out if we disagree with him.
You better take off Paki, I think your cousin is in heat.

Just like your family when the niggers assault your farm, no one will give a shit.

Because they'd kill me the first chance they get.

Islam is the worse version of Christianity. Someone just got Christianity and said "how can we make this 50 times worse". Fuck Islam.

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I too despise pretenders to my throne.

Not until I'm burnt alive or some shit like that. "Man gives his life for freedom FROM religion."

We spend our life times constantly developing our indepence and own thought processes.

Turns out individuals grouping up to passionately fight for their liberty is more effective than ones forced to fight for some authority or ideology. Tolerance towards authority is granted until it affects everyday life too much, then a massive purge occurs

European values are individual freedom through responsibility, not some indoctrination

Oh, cause you're an Atheist. Right. Kinda forgot about that after i mentioned it down here it's literally a non-issue, no one gives a shit.

Mohammed wanted to fuck. And ppl around him wanted to fuck. Who would disagree to 4 pussies and unlimited slave pussy?

Aaaaaaaaaaah actually God gave you pretty much everything from the get go made on his image yadda yadda, you can be so fucking annoying with that shit. You didn't work for it, i know you thin kyou did, but you kinda didn't. Long story.

hows it feel being the product of mass Hindu rape by arabs?

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I know right? i just can't think of any reason whatsoever, must be because i look like a Syrian.

It will take at least 150 year before it's a non-issue here. I don't know any atheists around here. And nobody knows that I'm an atheist. All the known atheists are dead now, so...

Is that at the London Museum?

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Yeah, that sucks. You're still a moron for being an Atheist but that's besides the point.

No idea. My ancestors were Greek. Why the fuck did one of them decide to move here is beyond me.

I think it's one of those new trendy mosques!

I don't get it, there's a million White pedophiles out there yet this is what you always bring up, why?

>Mohammed wanted to fuck. And ppl around him wanted to fuck. Who would disagree to 4 pussies and unlimited slave pussy?
You do have a point. Are yall muslims accepting applications? I want in.

Pretty sure it's The Londonistan Caliphate Museum.

Well, ask you God to convince me. Apparently, I'm told, he can do anything. This'll be peanuts to him.

>million White pedophiles

Interesting. The truth is that islam is at the point we were before ww1

Nietzsche was one of the main figures complaining about idiots following the corrupt churches without ever spending a minute asking questions nor being able to fully comprehend the meanings.

The world war completely cleansed this shit from us and showed us the consequences of ideologies (capitalism, natsoc, communism, christianity, racism) and importance of individuality

Perhaps you guys need the saudi-iran-israel war to finally happen

Do you look like a Semite?

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There's probably more nowadays, but thats besides the point. You tend to be more gentle and "cute" about it but you're still licking little Timmy's asshole.

I'm not a Muslim, but yeah, just announce on Twitter and see how many retweets you get. Muslims fucking love the new converts. You may even get women who'd want to marry you. Of course it'll make you a hypocrite shithole, but you'll get the pussy.

God dosen't give a fuck about you me or the next guy, solve your own problems.

You know, be a man all that shit.

Meh, Arab pussy is not worth dying in combat for. White pussy though, maybe.

Islam and wars go hand in hand. War won't make a difference. If anything, assassination of scumbag imams would make a difference.

I did not work for it, but my family got a ritual of always passing teachings to our next generation.

It certainly wasnt christianity giving me good genetics and knowledge, but the self-development of my ancestors.

Good. So why should I give a shit about god?

How many little boys have you diddled

No faggot, it was God. You forgot as you do, part of The Plan or some shit. Funny, the people least likely to call themselves chosen are obviously the chosen ones. Fucking krauts with your Pagan bullshit, Nature's not that great, no wonder God made Hitler lose WW2.

You're his bitch, you don't do as he says you go to Hell.

user I ain't trolling. I actually want to thank you. You made me realize how lucky I am. No joke, no fucking jabs. I can be an atheist, Christian, Muslim, Hindu or whatever the fuck, and I risk nothing. I want more freedom and I'll fight for it if I have to, but I just realized how much less of it I could have, for no other reason than being born in a different place.
You live alone surrounded by an intellectual vacuum and zero self questioning individuals.
Fuck. Feels bad frien

Mary Magdalene was a whore; he was definitely knocking the back out of her.

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He probably fucked that kid.

Shekels can be even dearer friends, especially when there are many many of them.

Watch it, Jesus look like an Anglo in that pic.

doo douh

Jesus fucks us all everyday anyway

Including children. Jesus was a cunt, but monghammed was a pedophile sociopath who advocates incest. Jesus didn't do shit if he even existed, all his miracles and teachings are lifted or plagiarised from past religions and fables. It's quite sad really how people actually believe this tripe. I'm not an atheist too, before some spineless faggot gets their naive knickers in a twist.

And don't you forget it, you better have his money. Bitch.

He died and was ressurected and then went back into heaven. He had a girl friond named marry magdalene there were two marrys in jesus life. Mother marry and marry magdalene.

What are you honey? a pagan?

Everyone should watch the brown eye blue eyed experiment. After that none of this low hanging fruit bullshit bothers you.

I answer to god, not some student of the synagogue of satan (why does (((Google))) want satan to have a capital letter?).

Read Noah's ark story. God embraces all that embrace god. Celibate, incel or chad matters not.

You can't be not nice because muh feelingz. That's your argument.

Your implications and nonsense merely reflect your closed mindedness and lack of education as well as intelligence

It is great that you have a religion to help you navigate through a world far beyond your comprehension, but dont attempt to force your simplified version of the world upon others

>>cringe

Because like it or not, Satan is a name.

I'd rather go to hell than to worship a god who sends ppl to hell.

Eh, God would prefer it if you weren't a pudgy broke loser coward bitch made faggot. He's not fond of non-Whites either.

Tell me more about your wonderful pagan demons i mean deities, tell me about science and technology and shit. Go ahead.

>thinks no one deserves to go to hell

Reminder that jesus never existed and that the kike shroud is fake.
foxnews.com/science/2018/07/15/bloodstains-on-shroud-turin-are-probably-fake-experts-say.html

>"Tips the fedora"
>That's right christcuck,now i'm going to go drink my onions milk and be right back....

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What are you trying to be funny, KEK? are you getting paid for this? how do you pay a deity anyways? what could a deity want? hmmmmmmmm.

Why do you think I deserve to go to hell, or some kid born in India on train tracks?

lmao i never said you deserved to go to Hell.

I think most prophets in the whole human history have had sex with multiple women, who adored them as spiritual leaders, and wanted their blessing through physical relations.

Jesus did this too, for sure.

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>the brown eye blue eyed experiment
are you talking about this keked bullshit? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Elliott

The world is just too fucking complex for me, i'm just a moron. What do i know. Tell you what i don't know, the fucking details, so don't ask.