Ok! Day of judgment is here. Who shitposts better?

Aussies
Brits
Everyone else
Americans

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dont you mean nu Zealand

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Tbh and Anglo with a set of balls went to rebel with the burgers and this nation was founded by Queen loving cucks.
Our identity is formed solely by attempting to be better than America, but we're worse in every way.

Is it true that fosters means beer in Australian?

nah foster is just a meme ive never seen it in aus
but nice try

All oldfags know Aussies are the best shitposters and leafs are just trying to be them while failing horribly.

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lol Filipinos

i can't answer that right now it's 6 AM and i haven't cut the grass yet

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why no mexican

Everyone is going to say Australia, which is exactly why it's Canada. People arnt supposed to like shitposts, only the shitposter does. The fact that Canada causes the most amount of butthurt means we are the best. Alas, there was a time Australia was hated so much for their amazing shitposting that any post by them was met by a

>australia

But they've lost their touch. Oh well!

yeah but thats because pol has become degenerate and everyone shitposts
so fuck you we were here first

If your enemy shitposts you into oblivion, you win.

>I'm the most insufferable faggot on Jow Forums so I win

That's not how shitposting works son, before kikes started spamming the board with bullshit reddit spacing Canada tried with all its little heart to be Australia and believe me when I say I remember when you Cucknadian faggots made it your job to make everyone hate you.

I actually think some of you faggots literally thought you'd be as popular as Australia for it.

Yeah you should know a lot about butthurt, since you're a faggot.

neither, it's the eternal burger behind a proxy to divide the anglosphere every time

>australia
>popular
What the ever flying fuck do you even mean by this you stupid yank

>An American did this to me!
>Every self-loathing white on the planet

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Me.

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Canada imagine it like this aus is little downy brother who does stupid shit to annoy big brother (pol) but when polbrother goes to bed he smiles and says that kid aint so bad

Used to be Aussie's but leafs put in the time and effort, Aussie's got complacent, and, well, that's how the west was won

he who shitposts last

That is how shitposting works. That's how it's always worked. If you weren't around for how insufferable Australia was back when moot still ran things then you need to quiet down and spend a few more years here.

Aus posters are like that one friend who always thinks everyone is laughing with them, not at them

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Sneed

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>I'm gonna pretend to be an oldfag and summon up moot

I was here for pool's closed, I went from /b/ to /news/ to Jow Forums and I saw crystal clear how much of a bunch of desperate unwanted faggots Canadians were as soon as flags ever became a thing anywhere.

You're always the biggest faggots on the board, and when you shitpost it isn't funny becuase you actually mean it when you proclaim your lust for big black cock to destroy your world.

What a fucking kike

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we're still laughing retard thats the point we dont do it to amuse you its all for personal chuckles

No one fuckin' cares you friendless trap fapping poof

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Stay mad "old"fag :)

We win because

Smiley face, wink, passive aggressive nothingburger.comment

he didn't even use the right smiley face either.

Oi cunt, spare us a ciggie will ya?

This.

Cry some more, "old"fag ;^)

Nice. Never thought someone would get a tattoo of breaky on their rig. 10/10

You're really good at saying nothing, I bet you spend all day trying to upset racists with your sharp wit and boundless knowledge.

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I just have one question.

Who is Bruce?

>A fucking leaf or a 2 meter tall kangaroo
We may have lost to a bunch of emus but at least we didn't lose to a larping prime minister

Things are worse than I thought.

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Roo vs Tru? Put money on Roo.

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Cope

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Australia, obviously. Some good Canadians too, different tactics. Okers do it for the fun of it, the leaf is in it to infuriate and succeeds quite well, especially with trump spastics.

>Attempts to start ANOTHER world war despite its populace being too castrated to fight anything beyond themselves

This won't end well for the complacent populous who let them take power.

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this right here proves how materialistic the average aussie is, that's why our nation is becoming chinked and blacked

30 year old boomer strikes again. No one gives a shit about your yard and we all hate you. I just love the sound of a weed whacker 8 am on Saturday.

>that's why our nation is becoming chinked and blacked

It's mostly women making it happen, it's always women.

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wrap this up

Not really anything to do with the thread just felt like posting it. Have a geez at it an maybe a chuckle

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Give this man an EMMU

pic related

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That's what rich liberals use. Normal white Americans still cut their own grass, or have a family member do it, or pay a neighborhood kid to do it.

>actually cutting grass
Just throw some kerro on it strike a Malcolm and you're sweet

We pay a group of black fellas to do it, they did a half-ass job when we first hired them, then we went outside and gave them shit until they did the job right.

Those negros are legal citizens that earn their dollar.

It's Caitlyn, you bigot.

why do you have to be so hostile?
how about some monster.
would you like some red?(i'm all out of white)

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Why would you want to sleep away your weekends anyway?

This is good enough for me. Aussie cunts it is.

>WORDS WORDS WORDS

What a fucking leaf

Cucknadia btfo

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spbp

ok so I'm going to say Australia anyway, but just saw this in another thread, premium bait. Look at those replies

shitposting ≠ self-deprication

fuck off cunt

Fuck off Nephilniggers the material realm is full

We don't really shitpost. There are attempts but most often I either see the shitpost going over people's heads (which, arguably, makes it succesful but not always enjoyable) or it's disappointing and cringe shitflinging, arguing and provoking people to get angry rather than subtly manipulating and baiting them for enjoyment of all as art of shitposting dictates.

However, quite a few of my kinsmen are pretty informative at least and aside from few rather horrible shitlords, we involve ourselves in discussion while maintaing passable level and that makes up for it all for me.

Also, If I'd have to vote I'd say Japan (or at least western English teachers there) make the best shitposts, with quality bantz and amusing one-liners, on average. Australians can be pretty decent too though too often they lack common sense and needlessly disrupt decent convos with their attempts of shitposting. At least that's my impression.

Monster is such a shit tier energy drink.

Australians.
Leafs are undeniably the worst posters.
How is this even a debate

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well, considering the eCommerce alliance has started to ask members to remove Australia from shipping options because of all the problems they cause (constant bounced payments, fake "it never arrived" theft, etc) and now the whole tax BS, it's starting to sound like a welfare state. So at least i can buy things :) (and sell in this case as I am part of the eCommerce alliance)

You got the fluro shirt just right there. Top button done up like a Chad.

Gonna have to say Australian shitposts are of higher quality.

>3
>2

Kek

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Australia, Muslims can not shit post.

Checked for truth.

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