TEXAS IS AN OIL SUPERPOWER

>who needs an economy
lmao

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fuck off we're full

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This was literally the attitude of every Texan when I lived there. It was hilarious. I got shipped to another base but I plan to retire there. Good people.

WELCOME BROTHER

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Name a worse city than Houston

>sprawling clusterfuck
>smog and refinery polluted air
>only 30% white
>rich oil dicks everywhere
>humid as a ballsack
>New Orleans niggers everywhere

Dallas is much superior

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>THE STARS AT NIGHT...

>Name a worse city than Houston
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>HULLABALOO

This is true and Dallas is still a shithole

T. DFWite

Wait what? in 2018? Why now all of a sudden is there an abundance of oil on US soil now? So much so it surpasses other countries....something does not add up.

How can one state be so based?

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>Michigan
>UAE
Memes are reality

Why haven't you moved to based Lubbock or Amarillo?

This is correct.

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There always has been, onshore drilling (unconventional) is relatively recent but exploded

Houston has dat oil and gas money

Fort Worth reporting in. BASED!

America has highly developed capital markets aka a fuck ton of debt lending which allows fracking companies to operate despite losing money constantly

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I lived a year in Live Oak at 13600 IH 35 North managing the Lock & Go Mini Storage in the 90's.. I don't really miss mowing an acre of lawn in 107 degree heat... I do miss being hosed off by my busty naked girlfriend though and she's long gone.

HHaha is this dude serious?

Yet the fucking gas prices are high as shit.

Kek

Woot woot! More welding jobs for me!

You'll have to wear ankle weights on the DOTR, you spindly basedbean infused cuck

Fracking nigger

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>Texas is booming
>Alberta oil patch is still dead

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we have robot slaves for that now
husqvarna.com/us/products/robotic-lawn-mowers/

Blame "Dress up in chief" over there

Because you have to fuel your incessant bombing somehow

Do you live somewhere shitty? they aren't that bad

My uncle says both Texas and California could go independent and they would still be more successful than most countries

>California
>Brazil

makes sense.

>California
maybe 15 years ago

>pets that look like their owners

I like Texans; welcome to the club. Also, we own port Arthur refinery.

And Motiva refinery in Houston

>Motiva
i know some folks working for them. Hire me and give me dirty dirty saudi money

We could fix that. Join us.

How will the USA bring freedom to Texas as it's already apart of the USA

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>How will the USA bring freedom to Texas
see

God bless Texas.

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>produces more oil than ME countries
>capitals belonging to other ME countries

kek

No shit we are...

Fort Worth>Dallas

t; lived in irving for 4 years. Didnt make it out there enough

>Fort Worth>Dallas
Most definitely

Is this the 'Texas-Century' bros?
texastribune.org/2018/06/06/gold-depository-texas-bullion-glenn-hegar-precious-metals/

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>Mississippi
>Same GDP as Peru
Ouch.
What an insult to the Peruvians.

I hate ft worth police

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I knew climate change was just a power play by oil investors

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US is using new tech to dig up oil, and it turns out there's a shitload underneath us

Albertan here. Please hire me.

I just moved to Dallas. Where should I go to meet like minded people. I heard about some Proudboys meeting at a bar I've been too a few times, but I don't want to get involved with them. The Greenroom in Deep Ebulum seems like a good spot.

Maybe you should move to Edmonton instead of wallowing in Faggary(Calgary)

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I literlol'd at your pic.

Texas could be once again an independent nation.

This is nothing, as soon as we work out economically viable ways to extract and process shale oil, we'll have like 3x as much recoverable oil as the rest of the world combined.

Dearborn is unironically one of the better places in Michigan though. Arabs keep their neighborhoods clean and the thugs away.

Damn right it is

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> muh energy independence from muslim overlords
yeah its nbd

correct.

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apologies for the faggotry, but what's that stuff around the text called?

>live in CenTex
>go to HEB the other day
>see maybe four other white people
>see a least 10 blacks
>everyone else was Mexican and speaking Spanish
>speaking Spanish to the white cashier and I can see the pain in his eyes
F-fuckin' spics.

Bastrop TX forever

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY STATE

>describes Dallas
>"Dallas is superior"

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Frakking is haram

youtube.com/watch?v=u0eJK4Avk2M&t

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Isn't Texas going blue because of all the Mexicans there? Talk about bad timing.

pls become 51st state

ZOG wrote that screencap.

no

Wait, this hasn't been (((quietly discontinued)))?

I don't remember but it's some html trick

texan here, i still prefer braums burgers desu

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My body is ready

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Jim? Its RB

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If you want gas money go to midland, theres been an explosion of work there from what I've heard

It's funny cause you drove home to type this

In my Tesla