US plutonium stolen from Texas Marriott parking lot

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Used it as a weight for my fishing line. My bad

Were they?

>Who probably did it ?
unironically? niggers

now they glow in the dark niggas lol

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We need it back so we can do 1488 miles per hour!

>plutonium
>volatile

The risk comes from what you can potentially make with it. The material itself is not all that dangerous.

>plutonium
>marriot parking lot

What?

Based

Don't be a brute, bin that plute!

How does it get to that proper facility?
If you think some crazy special tunnel and not just in a GMC Sierra in a cooler, I've got bad news for you.

absolutely this

It's literally a radioactive material that can bioaccumulate rapidly. Of course it's volatile you dumb fucking limey

Let me guess, Russian agents stole it

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Hmmmmm

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(((stolen)))
why the fuck was it so easy to steal if it's that dangerous?

That's my first thought as well, probably put it on a chain and wearing it around their neck.

Volatile is a very specific term, it doesn't just mean "dangerous".

The Russian agents plant it in the Texas parking lot

They left detectors as well as dangerous material in plain view in the back seat of a car.

Considering the fact that Pakistan just sort of drives their nuclear bombs around in unmarked vans because they can't keep them in one place for fear of attack... I guess we are doing OK here in the US. It's just some dangerous materials of the nuclear nature. Chill out guys.

I know it's radioactive. Concrete is radioactive. That doesn't make it particularly dangerous. Stick it in a lead lined box and you're fine. You could even hold it in your bare hands for a while and have it do nothing.

I don't think you know what volatile means.

t. chemist

That's more like it.

Seriously though wtf was Plutonium doing in a Texan parking lot?

Hush child, grown ups are talking.

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Seriously though I think some niggers smashed the windows and grabbed what they could and ran. And being niggers they couldn't find a buyer for plutonium that's only intended as a control for testing radioactivity (that's my understanding of what this plutonium is, not fuel or weapons grade), so they probably threw it in a dumpster.

>americanmilitarynews

everyone knows that the parking lot of a Marriott in Texas is the perfect place to store samples being transported by the department of energy. it's all documented

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Its not fucking volatile, its unstable.

>88

>stolen
who is the rightful owner and who stole it? what kind of journalistic shit is this

Nerve gas pilfered from La Quinta lobby vending machine area.

Did the person responsible for transporting it have Q clearance?

Is it safe to store Plutonium in a car when it's 100+f out? Hell is it safe to store Plutonium in any car ever?

I'd say it's a safe bet they played with it first, trying to figure out what it was.

Do this shit look like silva, Tyrese?

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Was probably some middle eastern guys with box cutters.

not many niggers in San Antonio.

it was probably wetbacks

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

They were expected to transport the materials to a government facility in Idaho that houses a stockpile of nuclear materials for the military and other organizations.

The team used radiation detectors and samples of other materials to verify the items. The materials contained “a plastic-covered disk of plutonium, a material that can be used to fuel nuclear weapons and another of cesium, a highly radioactive isotope that could potentially be used in a so-called ‘dirty’ radioactive bomb.”

The two specialists stopped at a Marriott hotel nearby Highway 410, in an area reportedly known for high levels of crime. They left the detectors and materials on the back seat of their rental vehicle.

The next morning, they discovered the vehicle’s window smashed, and both detectors and nuclear materials missing.

The items remain missing more than a year later.Plutonium is considered one of the most dangerous materials in the world.

Although it was not specified how much plutonium and cesium had been stolen, INL spokeswoman Sarah Neumann confirmed that it was not enough to be used in a nuclear bomb.

There have been many instances of plutonium having reportedly gone missing from government stockpiles over the years due to less transparency and regulation over these stockpiles.

Significant gaps exist between the amount of plutonium produced and the amount accounted for. The gaps are prevalent at production, storage, research and disposal facilities, as well as during transfer between facilities.

Why? Do you plan on transporting some?

Isn't this the plot to repoman?

that's not what "volatility" means, chemically

The 'robbery' is just a cover up, this was a sale on the glow-in-the-dark market

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dirty bomb false flag incoming

"""plutonium""" more like jewtonium. it's made up shit to control you.

that was were Mueller left it

Someone figured out time travel?

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Fuck... beat me to it

Checked
Every god damn time its a marriott hotel involved, everytime.

O-of course not, CIA. I'm just curious if it's more dangerous to store Plutonium in heat than somewhere cool because I live in Texas.

nah, plutonium is pretty chemically hazardous too, as well as being radioactive. science.energy.gov/~/media/nbl/pdf/price-lists/SDS/SDS-Plutonium_Metal.pdf

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Plutonium is pretty easy to come by here, it's not really that big a deal. Whoever lost it can just get more.

How much you wanna bet Hillary was involved?

I live next to Waco. Remember Waco?

now now. let's maintain the stellar reputation and excellent public appearance of this insignificant sub-chan

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It's illegal for b*itish "men" to be here

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THIS JUST IN!
SHIPMENT OF MODIFIED AIRBORNE RABIES VIRUS DISPENSERS ACCIDENTALLY GET INSTALLED IN ALL NEW A/C MACHINES!

David?

And yet I'm here.

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With an "ee" sound.

I hope that guy throws it in a Water purification plant and Americans start growing an extra hand.

great scott

Comrade Putin had the plutonium and he gave it to trump in Helsinki for operation start WWIII

Just follow the glowing negro.
I also saw a movie about this same premise, City of Fear (1959)

>A vicious killer escapes from San Quentin with a cannister of what he believes to be heroin but is actually a radioactive substance

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Disease X?

This wasnt an accident.

Future dirty bomb in the making possibly.. we've probably got a couple of years before shit pops off.
Might as well enjoy this relative quiet time while we can

Just like Back to the Future!

Plutonium protocol is more lax than sewage.

GUIZ IT WAS STOLED WE SWEAR!

>stopping for the night at some hotel instead of doing the transport in one go
Clearly sold the plutonium to someone

This, if by you you're referring to nuclear reactors.

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kek should leave more nuclear waste lying around

WEEZ KANGS! WE GOTZ SOME PLUTONEEUM! DAT SHITS FO REAL N SHEIT

Checked.
Lol, same here.

I confess... I needed it to complete my element collection.

Kek, I bet some nigger snatched it and is trying to get high off it

this is almost as bad as when the enriched uranium was jacked from a van at a jack in the box last year

Dawg, break sum of dat shidd up and sprinkle it on yo weed, cuh. Dat shid git you gon CUH!!!

The res of dat shid goin on my Travon Martin memorial doe, right nexxx to duh Michael Vike autograph I gotz.

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kek

Well they now have the 3 main and difficult to get components for a nuclear weapon. Chances are it's been shipped off to Israel like the other lot has.

This is actually reasonably likely.

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kek

>I'm not saying it was the libiyans Marty, but it was the libiyans.

That plastic bag sure does make me feel better about it, imagine if it were just out in the open

I bet it was just a bunch of spics or niggers that thought it was hash or opium

Nah, the most likely is the most common

>The two specialists stopped at a Marriott hotel nearby Highway 410, in an area reportedly known for high levels of crime.
>They left the detectors and materials on the back seat of their rental vehicle.
>The next morning, they discovered the vehicle’s window smashed, and both detectors and nuclear materials missing.

It was niggas who took it

Real stories of the California highway patrol had a similar episode in the 50s.

>I bet it was just a bunch of spics or niggers that thought it was hash or opium
honestly this.
just look for a strange cancer cluster among petty criminals in texas. and then wish this happened more often.

I unironically believe this
I hope they died!

It came from a nuclear lab in San Antonio. Some scientists were transporting it to Idaho and were negligent. It is so small that it is only harmful if you swallow it. No threat of nukes or dirty bombs. Just waste.