>Be Burger Sailor >Sailing the Ocean and sleeping soundly >Suddenly you drown and die because of retarded burger watchstanders >Remembered with gravestone of Xbox controller and Game of Thrones emblazzend on it
God damn this triggers me, for God's sake what a fucking valid the childish thing to quote. At least choose something more profound then some trivial hbo show
Jonathan Hill
I like the idea of marking your gravestone with something you loved. It's so much more meaningful than just a name. I'm getting the Jow Forums logo.
Lincoln Thompson
If his family feels that it honours him then whatever. I want mine to say "get off my chest, asshole".
Brandon Johnson
It sucks he died but how did his death help us?
Levi Sanchez
The guys dead, and he was a soldier. I want every soldier tombstone to have personalizing things on it like their favorite book, a picture of them and girlfriend, an engraving or their favorite piece of art or something that represents their values.All these chickenhawks on here should walk through a graveyard and tour a dead soldiers lovingly kept bedroom. I’m not anti war at all, it’s a necessary evil, but it also made my uncle the man he is today pic kinda related
maybe the problem is he never heard anything more insightful than some trash from a hbo show. sadly lots of people take culture on cruise control. they just go to whatever is the most accessible or what everyone else is paying attention to.
“We wanted it to be distinct and have his first love on it, which was gaming. He was a major gaming geek.” -gook sister
Austin Baker
>he died for me
Good, fucking retard lmfao.
Gavin James
Lol who fucking cares. The quote itself isn’t shallow. If that same quote was followed by Hitler’s name you faggots would applaud it as profound.
Xavier Brown
Common culture is the lifeblood of a society. Everyone loves to shit on “stupid lowest common denominator” entertainment but it’s the stuff that really represents our values and norms. An alien watching soap operas would understand our culture better than any Marxist influences sociology book. It’s the stuff everyone loves to hate to look more intellectual. Fuck that, hating humanity isn’t particularly intellectual on its own.
Jose Cruz
He didn't die for shit
Jackson Hernandez
Well, maybe he died in an epic kegstand accident.
Levi Edwards
Before you deploy you have to fill out paperwork for when you die he probably put those things as a joke. I put that I wanted a Viking funeral on mine
Jose Watson
He was a veteran who gave his life for this country. And now he watch has ended. He can put whatever the fuck he wants on his tombstone.
Chase Johnson
user there are much better representations of humanity than the idiot box. take what was put on voyager for example. i wouldn't say csi and snl are remotely grounded in reality.
>supporting jewish oil interests over militiamen get fucked pinko.
Brayden Sanchez
Yeah, if that ship hadn't been there I am not sure the American way of life could have continued. Until the US military starts killing Mexicans or sinking boats full of refugees they represent our benefactors abroad alone. Like I give a fuck if Assad gassed children, or Korea invades worst Korea, fighting for freedom or something. Its a job with a risk a lot of them have risks, he died because he chose a job with risks caused by careless peers, if he died for us his entire life was a waste anyway.
I served my country with pride and I won't take any lip from some damn foreigner
Logan Martin
>Unironically believing that a militia based armed force will be effective in the 21st century Like it or not America is the pre-eminent power on Earth. Its continuing dominance is important to the relative peace and stability we currently enjoy (externally, internally the west is a mess). Maintaining a strong standing army is necessary in these times.
Levi Price
He died because he didn't learn how to survive from Game of Thrones
Gavin Cox
i don't expect everything to be deep, but i also don't think the most popular tv shows are true representations of social values. the paypigs of the producers always sneak in the values they want the masses to grow acclimated toward. there are often many deep and painfully honest thoughts that make it on tv, but it's not the norm. imo philosophers such as kierkegaard and nietzsche do the best job getting down to the essence of the human psyche and it's a shame they are not more mainstream.
>Life in berthing was crowded, but they horsed around when off duty and watched “Pitch Perfect 2” over and over. WTF Navy is this?
Camden Nelson
He liked what he liked faggot.
Easton Lee
Modern grave stones are tacky regardless. >mirror polished marble surface >cnc machine carved lettering Literally zero soul.
Colton James
Probably better they didn't put one of his quotes.
>"You build like a fucking casual. Givve me the controller back, faggot." -Tan Ngoc Huyen Troung
Elijah Young
But we get nothing in return from the dicks that benefit from it. I'd rather watch the world burn through isolationist eyes. And this is to say nothing of the shady shit our military presence helps initiate and foster.
We benefit indirectly by having to not deal with constant warfare like our forefathers had to since the eurofags dont know how to play nice when they are on top. The military does shady shit (mostly to mudslime sand niggers) but its role in the big picture is more positive then negative. They also contribute greatly to scientific advancement. Humans achieve great things when they are trying to find genius ways to kill each other.
Logan Flores
quintessential millenial thimbstone
>56% >shitbox >navy >game of throne reference
the only thing that could make it better is if it was made out of solid sôÿ
Cooper Jackson
>Tan Ngoc Huynh Tuong how quintessentially american
Jaxson Young
How the fuck do you die in the navy is this day and age?
Christopher Flores
This
How many people have you killed in countries which have a land route to the United States?
Hudson Butler
Yes YOU do, you don't have to slice your budget between a welfare state for nogs and a welfare state for blowing shit up in other countries, burning fuel, operating bases and guarding opium fields. I get nothing out of this transaction, except an ever growing military budget propped up by fewer and fewer tax payers. They produce fucking nothing and in fact part of our GDP goes to munitions developed to destroy the GDP of other nations a net loss on both sides but the bomb cost more than the target now anyways.
Carson Perez
The moron driving the ship runs into a freighter.
Dominic Baker
Base Jap, do you the Japanese have the same respect for those who serve in the Japan Self-Defense Forces?
Eli Jenkins
how tf does that happen? seriously
Nolan Moore
Family probably saved by the Navy during Nam in the 1970s, And wanted to give back.
Dominic Johnson
I cannot say with certainty what all japs think of the jsdf. The jsdf is embarrassingly underfunded because everyone around here is pacifist. The Japanese public doesn’t resent the jsdf, but they dont expect much of it, in all honesty everyone here expects uncle sam’s boys to do the heavy lifting. Japs have grown complacent with US protection.
Gavin Lopez
if so, then pretty based
Christian Morales
>Japs have grown complacent with US protection. if you put EU instead of Japs, this would also be true
John Peterson
That is true, but these is one key difference. The japs respect their protectors and treat them with kindness. Eurofags badmouth burgers 24/7 while their kids get peddled by sandniggers lol.
Luis Gutierrez
be respect faggot, he died for your freedom.
Kayden Watson
lol they will put a boipussy on your tombstone faggot
Jace Cruz
Seriously if my family gives me a gravestone like that, I swear I will rise from the dead to murder each and every member.
The Navy tried burying this but the collision where this sailor died was caused by WOMEN. Some people got an anonymous email from an insider about how a US Navy destroyer could somehow be rammed by a lumbering cargo ship.
>During the early weeks after the USS Fitzgerald was speared by a lumbering Philippine container ship, it was noteworthy that the captain and a couple of admirals were publically named, but not the actual officer in charge, the officer of the deck. (OOD) The other person who should have kept the Fitz out of trouble is the person in charge of the combat information center, the Tactical Action Officer. That individual is supposed to be monitoring the combat radar, which can detect a swimmer at a distance of two miles. >Not until a year later, when the final reports are made public and the guilty parties have been court-martialed, does the truth come out. The OOD was named Sarah, and the Tactical Action Officer was named Natalie, and they weren’t speaking to each other!!! The Tactical Action Officer would normally be in near constant communication with the OOD, but there is no record of any communication between them that entire shift! >Another fun fact: In the Navy that won WWII, the damage control officers were usually some of the biggest and strongest men aboard, able to close hatches, shore up damaged areas with timbers, etc. The Fitz’s damage control officer was also a woman, and she never left the bridge. She handled the aftermath of the accident remotely, without lifting a finger herself! >Look it up: The OOD was Sarah Coppock, Tactical Action Officer was Natalie Combs. . . . When I noticed last year that they were doing all they could to keep the OOD’s name out of the headlines, I speculated to my son that it was a she. Turns out all the key people (except one officer in the CIC) were female!
Bentley Long
This shit makes me proud of my country and it should make you proud too, faggot