PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ABSOLUTE RETARDATION EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump arrives in NJ 7/20/18
youtu.be/wOY_Z6M7cTU
>Pres Trump departs DC 7/20/18
youtu.be/s8GwKU_yPzQ
>SoS Pompeo/UNAmb Haley press conf 7/20/18
youtu.be/6QKTaipgXSw
>DNI/DHS Officials @WashCompost CyberSec event 7/20/18
c-span.org/video/?448714-1/
>DoDVideo: Just Another Day 7/20/18
youtu.be/rDZp2sANlXg
>This Week @State 7/20/18
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>WHVideo: Pledge to America's Workers 7/20/18
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>Pres Trump on CNBC 7/20/18
youtu.be/UmPcmh8hnY4
>Ivanka on F&F 7/20/18
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>SoS Pompeo on Fox News 7/19/18
youtu.be/vaWwFytmgWo
>SpiceDaddy on Fox News 7/19/18
youtu.be/-XOcJj21I-Q
>Pres Trump/Ivanka host Pledge To America's Workers Event 7/19/18
youtu.be/DtVS0L-Ng4Q
>VP Pence @America 1st Tax Cut Event in St Louis MO 7/19/18
youtu.be/IyQ_gleI76I
>RUS Pres Putin on Helsinki Summit 7/19/18
c-span.org/video/?448707-1/
>Mooch on Fox News 7/19/18
youtu.be/gF61Ycrflbs
>Ivanka &Nog on CNBC 7/19/18
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>DHSSec Nielsen @Aspen Sec Forum 7/19/18
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>DepAG Rosenstein @Aspen Sec Forum 7/19/18
youtu.be/XYJEu_hhElQ
>Pentagon Press Brief (CentComCdr Army Gen Votel) 7/19/18
defense.gov/Videos/videoid/614251/

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MAGA

Do you own a Flashlight?

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When people say they're not your friend that means they're probably being tsudere desu

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Yes! I'm finally white!

I'm convinced that Ocasio-Cortez is a Trump plant.

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In Ms. Horsemouth's defense, she used to saying "red" from attending all those commie rallies.

I wish we could go one week without Trump sticking his foot in his mouth and causing a complete unnecessary controversy.

Kek, of course I do. What kind of madman doesn't? Why is it a white person thing? Foreplanning?

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She's now confirmed as a Republican plant to flip that seat to the Republicans

>they fucking leaked it
And just like that, the hypersonic gap has ended.

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I have like five does that make me super white?

bernie sanders is the most beta, weak, faggot politician we've ever seen

literally cucked off stage by niggers who went up on stage in seattle

Welcome home, white man.

Maybe she meant communist red? Still funny

Either that or her Mayan blood-goblin nature is rearing its head.

And headlamps, lanterns, and candles, too.

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Legalize marijuana already and you can have a stoner qt mommy gf.

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If you have a smartphone you have a flashlight

no, i don't have a grill either. and i de-installed my smoke detector, so i'm failing a lot of white people tests
>implying i'm white

No makes you a nigger.
Who did you steal the other four from?

>Ryan Says Conservatives Must ‘Fight Back’ Against the Alt-Right
>Conservatives should “fight back” against the alt-right and white nationalists, and do a better job reclaiming classic terms to stamp out identity politics, House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) said on Thursday.
>“We have to go back and fight for our ground and re-win these ideas and marginalize these guys the best we can to the corners,” Ryan said. “Do everything you can to defeat it.”
>Ryan made the comments in conversation with National Review senior editor Jonah ((Goldberg)). The two conservatives spoke at an event hosted by the American Enterprise Institute.
>“That is not conservatism. That is racism. That is nationalism. That is not what we believe in. That is not the founding vision, that is not the founders’ creed,” Ryan said.
>Ryan said 21st century technology, which allows individuals to make money off pushing divisive messaging, makes the task of pushing out the alt-right particularly difficult. He said the faction “hijacked” conservative terms like “western civilization” and distorted the conservative message.
>“It is identity politics. It’s antithetical to what we believe and it’s a hijacking of our terms,” Ryan said. “How do we get the core back? How do we get back classic liberalism properly understood in the 21st century?”

>“That is not conservatism. That is racism. That is nationalism. That is not what we believe in. That is not the founding vision, that is not the founders’ creed,” Ryan said.
The conflation of racism and nationalism is the most sickening part of this interview.

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In this case she literally means she's a socialist/communist, and red is the color of the socialists

Amusingly she's basically saying she's infiltrating and taking over the Democrats

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>old hag dudeweeds
It's like a nightmare come true

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Probably.
>ayo dem raycis wypipo be seein in the dark n shiet

Lol my guatemalan uncle gave me one along with a bunch of tools

can you drink milk?

>By Nov. 7, Democrats will learn if their left turn steered them to victory or took them off a cliff.

>But it’s unclear whether moving left will energize voters or endanger Democrats’ chances in competitive districts in the Nov. 6 mid-term elections, including four Republican-held congressional seats representing Orange County that went to Hillary Clinton in 2016

>While Lt. Gov. Gavin Newsom, who has embraced left-of-center policies, is favored to become California’s next governor, “he might lose in any of the tossup congressional races,” said Thad Kousser, who chairs UC San Diego’s political science department.

>In the 1990s, Democrats including Gov. Gray Davis openly supported the death penalty and fiscal conservatism, said Jack Pitney, a professor of politics at Claremont McKenna College. “Those days are over,” he said.

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I tried to purchase a flashlight last week, but the transaction is pending my 23andme results.

This is exactly right. Niggers have no concept of the future beyond a couple weeks of their current existence.

The radicalization of the left is orchistrated punishment for the DNC losing in 16. Democrats are done.

I have about 8 flashlights gathered over the course of my life.

But I use these and I bought them

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>THE STORY OF CHERI JACOBUS

CHERI JACOBUS EDITION WHEN?!

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I have this exact same maglight, except I voted for Obama and own a gun who supported his black ex girlfriends abortion.

I wanted to type something but I just don't know what to say about this. I love being white though.

i have a fleshlight, does that count?

>she's showing her true dirty commie colors
This is good.

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>weaponizing the left against itself

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It's true and for obvious reasons.
You never plan to use a flashlight, it's something you use if and when the need arise.
Thus buying a flashlight is an act of PLANNING, which nogs are absolutely and literally incapable of doing, due to missing the neural connections to do that.

saved

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>Friday
>Sitting at home posting on an Eritrean cobbler's forum

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paul ryan is total garbage

Damn, Trump was talking about NATO paying their bills 30 years ago.

DRUMPF BTFO

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>unnecessary

Just because you don't understand what is happening doesn't make it unnecessary, unless you're a brainlet who honestly believe Trump got where he is by dumb luck.

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kek
nigger, pls.
Why does a white man need to buy five shitty flashlights instead of one whitepower light?

>Voted for obama black girlfriend
Please die

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N-NO she meant "red" as in "communist" not "republican"

Has anyone told leftshitpol that this spicthot is gonna be their party boss if they ever actually win power?

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Fuck white people and their racist
>flips open random dictionary page
Flashlights!

Her version of red/blue is actually the way it should be.

In my defense I’m at my job. I would probably be catching Pokémon if I wasn’t tho so it’s not much better lol.

I don't recall democrats being this chaotic before the 90s. Lyndon Blowjobson however is the fault of America declining.

But she'd get up early to make you baked goods in the morning.

"Journalism"

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And that's a good thing.

wow thats pretty reassuring, just a communist not a silly mistake, got scared for a second she was a fooll!

>That is nationalism. That is not what we believe in.
I hate him so much.

>But a pussy tape doesnt matter to these people

THAT'S WHAT WE ARE HOLDING AGAINST YOU. BECAUSE THE OPPOSITE APPLIES YOU FUCKING RETARDED MONKEYS.

>>>/ona/

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>nationalism isn't conservatism
sasuga Ryan.

Trump is going to get JFK'd

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W-what are you talking about user

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I have mixed feelings about OP's image. She didn't fuck up. She, I and her supporters know exactly what her version of "red" is. I feel like the lone sane person in America sometimes.

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>nationalism
>not what we believe in

What does this goy believe in?

>That is not the founding vision, that is not the founders’ creed,” Ryan said.
Literally it is what the founders envisioned. Holy shit, Paul, are you retarded?

>Sen. Kamala Harris is spending more money on Facebook ads than any other U.S. Senator or potential Democratic presidential candidate, helping her grow a digital presence that would be a powerful asset if she decides to run for the White House.

>Over a two-month snapshot from early May through early July, Harris’ ads on Facebook have been viewed at least 7.8 million times, and her campaign has spent at least $134,500 on the platform, according to data from a recent New York University study provided to the Bay Area News Group. That’s a larger sum than any U.S. politician other than President Trump and Texas Congressman Beto O’Rourke, who’s running for Senate.

DEMS ARE RUSSIAN BOTS

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What point were they trying to make by doing that?

haha I hate great economies.

It's ridiculous how the left want to abolish ICE when it formed due to 9/11. Apparently they un want terrorism.

Kek
Thanks Hitler for more Putin and Trump is faggots posts.

At least he supports black abortion

OH SHIT!

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>tfw niece wanted me to name her kitten a few years back
>tfw jokingly said she should name her Saratoga since it was late September
>tfw she looked at me like I was a faggot and said 'that's weird, but Sara sounds cute'
>tfw every time I go visit for reunions she runs up and says SARA SAYS HI!
>tfw she's Jow Forums, becoming pretty and will start Middle School next year
>tfw scared that she'll turn into a typical white feminist who will lose her morals

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a big black maglite

yeah shes the type to get the next CTR with a more bitchy twist to it.

checked and I own several = 100% pure bavarian phenotype

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Babushkas are the only good old and bake, old hags try to steal your vital fluids. Cute is for love, not dudeweeds or old hags.

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She should not be interfering in the election

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I love all the attention you faggots are giving her. It mirrors the attention leftists gave trump circa 2015.

I think they're way past the stage of making points.

second term issue.

>implying the (((Fifth Column))) is actually competent enough to take out the nimble, cat-like steak salesman

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They can't. if even 1/10th of the 90% of republicans that support Trump decided thats the last straw, you have a several million man army that is impossible to distinguish before its to late.

He created the problem in the first place. That's like setting a house on fire then putting it out and claiming victory but worse for doing something so stupid.

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The same one they make dressing up as giant vaginas and making Harry Potter reference protest signs.

Just hue our shit up famm

I wouldn't be surprised.

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Have you taken the survey, citizen??

action.donaldjtrump.com/listening-to-america-2018-survey/?utm

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>>tfw she's Jow Forums, becoming pretty and will start Middle School next year

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Look above my post by a few. Some stoner old hag is trying to catfish anons.

At least he murdered his on goblina offspring wit his nog.

Trying and failing to kill Trump would make him more unstoppable than he's already is

why the fuck is bernie and this bitch in my fucking state? get the fuck outta here, commies!

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"REEEEEE"

They made it look like a coincidence before and they can do it again.

Here's the thing about the US- we don't actually have the Census record who is a citizen or just an immigrant/illegal alien. So it benefits the Democrats to count non-citizens because the Census controls re-allocation of districts and electoral votes to a large degree. What this means is that states like California- where there are 6 million+ non-citizens- get a lot of electoral votes and representatives they otherwise wouldn't.

Now the thing about non-citizens is that they cluster in major cities, avoiding rural areas where small white towns might arrest them and report them to ICE- the only rural beans are the ones who work for Farmer Goldbergstein's megafarm.

Altogether the foreign-born and their children make up 60% of the population of NYC. The number of non-citizens alone is at least 20% of the total. So basically because of this a lot districts can be drawn in NYC that couldn't if you didn't have all these non-citizens here.

Now the real kicker is that you don't even have to have a specific percentage of voting citizens in a district for it to exist- it just has to meet that magic number (which in 2010 was about 710,000) and it's a district.

So this results in districts where only 50% of adult residents are actual citizens. Ocasio-Cortez' district is one of those.

The only Republican district in New York- Staten Island- is only about 10% non-citizens total. So essentially all the Republicans in NYC are packed into Staten Island's district, while there are small populations of democrats throughout the city in districts where a huge chunk of the population are non-citizens.

The result is that her district is less than 20% Republican- it literally can't flip unless a bunch of Democrats suddenly get cold feet about socialism and even then it would be more likely they vote for Crowley- who is still on the ballot as the representative of the Working Families Party.

I have this feeling the amount of illegals will outnumber republicans.