Should I become transgender for work? I live in California where there are transgender employee rights...

Should I become transgender for work? I live in California where there are transgender employee rights. It seems like I will become less likely to get fired and I will help my employer be more diverse.

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Just say youre mexican. Its easy to do and no faggotry with that.

Won't work, I'm too white.

Honestly, are you of slight build and do you have long hair? If so, don't do hormones, just get breastforms, your eye brows done, wear makeup, get your ears pierced and wear high heels. Basically be a crossdresser so you don't kill your dick and become a disappointment for your family

Ive seen alot of white mexicans. Louis ck that ginger fuck? Mexican. Its pretty easy to pull off user

This is basically what I'm thinking. Im hoping this will get me some special minority treatment.

Boomer here, just get a shovel job and stop worrying about trying to blend in with the trendy white collared faggots.

No. I need to look diverse.

Just check in the box on a job application that you're hispanic.

Fuck that. It's a million degrees here

>wanting to become chris chan so you can get "muh handouts"

You're literally worse than actual gay tranny niggers.

>should I sell my soul
no

any other stupid questions retard?

I already have the job. I plan on just showing up on Monday as a woman

This is just for when I am at work. I am already selling my soul.

I mean are you worried about being so incompetent at your job that you would get fired?

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Also what job did you get?

Just tell everyone to refer to you as ms. And use the "she" pronoun. If anyone ask you about transitioning tell them youre allergic to the medication

Would still have to present in drag though

Not really. I will be providing a service for my employer. It will be harder for people to accuse them of sexual orientation discrimination.

Wait, so are you being hired for the expressed purpose of fake filling a diversity quota?

You have to transition? Can't I just wear the clothes and some make up.

Office job. Been there for a few years.

No, he's saying don't transition. If people ask if you are taking medication lie and say that you are allergic. Estrogen allergies, believe it or not, actually exist

So what's the deal then. Was this a request from your boss or was your boss complaining about being called a bigot and you're taking initiative?

Why can't I just say I feel like a woman inside.

That would be what you would be doing, but people may call you out on your bullshit. It's a way to make your shit bulletproof so you don't get fired

No. This is my own genius plan. It just sounds like a win win for everyone.

Also may I say I'm investing this time in you because fuck communist cali and their faggot policies

Good idea. Thanks for the tip.

You mean "transgender privileges".

I don't want privilege. I'm hoping to get a raise so my employer can show that she doesn't give privilege to straight white people.

Well then if you're gonna make it work fully, obviously invest in a new wardrobe, something classy and similar to what the women in your office wear. Go get voice lessons, because believe it or not you can train you voice to get pretty close to that of a womans. Get a high quality wig if you don't have long hair yet. Get actual makeup lessons so you don't look like a retard and get your makeup professionally done before you go for your first day. Also learn how to tuck your balls to hide them

Overall it's a pretty expensive plan to try and fuck over the Cali diversity system, but my god it's gonna take some balls. OP you're a bold man

Don't talk like that. This is supposed to be easy. It's really just about how I feel on the inside right.

You don't need to anything but don a frock.
Just ask pic related female AFL player.
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And the way you feel inside is that you want oodles of money. So I'm giving you the exact plan to make that happen. Don't be a faggot about it, geez

You can't get the surgery until you've lived a full year as the opposite sex anyway.

See if OP commits to getting his wang cut off to make more money, that's going to take some serious balls

yes
start hrt asap

This look is not bad. I don't think I can do my hair that nice though.

You don't have to commit to it. Dye your hair some stupid color and buy a dress for your interview. Make your co-workers call you by girl pronouns and then kill yourself. It'll save you the hassle of the hormones, titty implants, limp dick and gash dilation

This is only for work hours. Just to make things easy by being something other than straight and white.