Be me

>be me
>checking out at a 7/11
>amount due is $4.12
>hand her a $5 bill
>say "hold on a sec"
>fish around in my pocket
>find 10¢
>pull 2 pennies from the change jar
>hand her 12¢
>she's confused
>"I can just give you change for the 5"
>"Right, but I don't want coins"
>she's still confused
>"My change is $1"
>she looks at the register
>"But what are these coins for?"

Why don't they teach kid how to handle money anymore?

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>Why don't they teach kid how to handle money anymore?
because everyone except faggots and drug dealers use debit/credit now you stupid wop dago boomer

retail employees are retards, probably gonna have to cull them when the revolution starts

Explain it to her like she's a child, then. You don't have to be an asshole about it.

Physical money can avoid taxes. Governments want everything tracked.

>leaving an electronic record of everything you've ever bought
Nope. Cash only.

she's confused as to why you stole 2 cents from the jar and said that in a passive aggressive woman type of way, you literally are autistic

...

>she's confused as to why you stole 2 cents from the jar and said that in a passive aggressive woman type of way, you literally are autistic
probably this

It's funny how many bugmen actually use plastic exclusively around here.
>>>/retard/

Someone on Jow Forums thinking that /x/ is the containment board for crazies

lololol

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...and this is why Boomers don't like you.

I got one better for you
>go to gas station
>buy water and snacks to continue road trip
>comes to $12.18
>give the cashier $13 in cash
>supposed to recieve 82 cents
>traditionally supposed to be 3 quarters, a nickel, and 2 pennies
>cashier looks confused for a moment then begins to give me the change
>gives me 8 dimes and 2 pennies
>now I begin to look confused
>ask "why did you give me the change in mostly dimes?"
>cashier replies "I can never get the quarters right"

I just had to walk away. It wasn't worth the trouble. I'll never forget that exchange.

why the fuck do you expect someone working at a 7/11 to be able to do basic math? if they work at a gas station, fast food, or retail store, just assume their IQ is below 70 and they have literally no education whatsoever until proven otherwise

....................wow.........................

Only a fucking aspie would have an issue over the composition of his change.

>>traditionally supposed to be 3 quarters, a nickel, and 2 pennies
Thats odd, when I worked retail I always gave change in pennies. Everyone wants more money right? So more pennies=better!

Simple, explain to her in a kind and polite manner how the situation would work. I'm sure you're so charismatic you'd probably even get her number.

Or are you some nigger incapable of leading others? Sounds like you might have autism desu.

Stop reposting this bullshit. Registers have been made idiot proof. No math is required.

TOP BUG post

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>average britbong intelligence

Oh you’re one of THOSE guys.
>hands 5 dollar bill
>cashier gives you change
>oh lel I have some dimes
Kill yourself

You must have been nominated employee of the month a few times.

>out for a food & booze last night at a pizza place
>splitting the bill 50/50 between two couples
>waitress is pleased when she manages to halve the bill correctly
>says she barely passed GCSE (high-school) maths
>we laugh along with her and make small talk

This happened because none of us have fucking autism over other people's ability to do mathematics

>americans using bills instead of coins for 1 amount of their currency

why?

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good goy, let the banks know what you're doing at all time

All of the pennies to you

>being bothered about what format my change comes in
>inference of intelligence

Neck yourself fatty

>other day I was at 7-11, total purchase was $3.10
>hand sheboon $4.00
>gives me back $2.48 in change
>HUH?
>give her strange look
>sheboon totally confused
>me being honest guy, I wait for her to figure it out
>she calls manager over
>pajeet manager at least gets it right

bills are more convenient to carry than coins

Its only because public education is so underfunded! TEachers are practically volunteering while Drumpf takes home $400,000,000 annually. Impeach yesterday!

It takes a Boomer mind to not realize your cash transaction was both recorded on paper and on video.

Smile to the bank :)

It's always faster to just take the money, count the change out and ignore the retard

half the time someone does this they're trying to scam the cashier, every time they do this they're slowing the entire lineup

Because we have machines that can do anything from basic arithmetic to complex math now so they don't teach about it anymore.

I get that retail and fast food workers are retards but you cant always blame them.

What kind of mong can't even get a C in GCSE maths?

Not if you have to pay for laundry machines...quarters are necessary to get.

lol what. Those little jars at convenient stores are there for this very reason.

I can't throw coins at strippers.

kek

You're the asshole that holds up the line because you're like a dumb nigger that thinks change isn't real money. She was playing dumb so you wasted your time as much as you wasted everyone elses'.

Carry a wallet, put your change in it and then save your change in a cup like an adult. When you get a full cup of change you can take it to the bank. That way you'll save some money for once in your life instead of running around like change isn't real.

Truly a small souled ant man.

*sips tea*
>is op, dare I say it, our guy?
>look at this outrageous tweet guys
>Lets team up with niggers
>what do you think of Rogue One? Redpilled?
>look at this reddit post guys
>It doesn't wo-
>furries are cool
>thinks his guns will protect him from drone strikes
*sips tea*
>not all niggers
>look at this crazy tweet guys
>How can Jow Forums even compete?
>You mad white boy?
>drumfkins
>take this jewish DNA test goys
>Jow Forums BTFO
>not all jews
>well?
*sips tea*
>Look at this qt jew
>gays are people
>defend this poor shitskin
>POWERFUL
>Can I get a quick rundown guys?
>random nigger porn
>what did he mean by this
ONE POST BY THIS ID. CAN REDDIT NIGGERS FUCK OFF???

IGNORE AND HIDE ALL NIGGER TIER THREADS

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Who cares, has no impact on my life.

I have literally never lived anywhere that doesn't have a washing machine. What a horrible existence you have, having to use the launderette like a nigger

The jew is posting his anti cash shit again.
Burn it

This happens to me all the time. How about this one...

I have a $100 bill. I go to the gas station. Buy a bottle of water and a cliff bar for $3.50. I tell the clerk to give me $80 back and put the rest of the change in gas on pump 2. Paki guy is baffled until I spell it out for him to give me $80 and put $16.50 on pump 2

>The Greek talking to us about saving

I won't even say pay debts because it ain't happening at this point. Just herd goats and make some feta cheese why don't ya.

I stopped using debit cards when they started charging fees for using them. I only use credit cards because you are forced to have one to rent vehicles, and only rent vehicles when I fly somewhere. When I first graduated I bought a new car, after I paid it off I vowed never again to go into debt. Don't fall for the debt jew.

>Drumpf takes home $400,000,000 annually. Impeach yesterday!
Your President Trump takes home nothing.
He has donated all of his presidential pay.

>stopped using debit cards when they
nobody cares about you or what you do Le'monjello, go blog about it on reddit faggot

how about the US pay debts

Why do you think someone like that is behind a cash register? You're just as fucking stupid as they for assuming theyd know what the fuck your doing

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>taking a /ck/ meme
get your own memes faggot

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Whats funny is, I think the left are losing their minds so bad because Trump has been the Best President the US has had since our founding fathers established the Constitution.

>t. jew
Keep clutching those pennies boyo

>asspie
No wonder the muzzys conquered your island in a matter of seconds. You bench pencils.

I always found this maddening about the states, having to pre pay your fuel. I had a rental there for work, and had no clue what amount I needed for a full tank so I was always under. Its so much easier in the UK filling up your tank is full and then paying afterwards.

We are the debt. And the creditor. We are the masters of the financial Jewery.

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1) American in Greece, happily shit posting posting during Siesta.
2) Most Greeks here understand how to save -- it's the horribly corrupt government that doesn't. Don't blame the citizens because of the garbage in power.

Nice try though.

Well it depends. The new system expects most people to use a card. And most do. If you use a card you can fill it up all the way.

Some gas stations still have attendants, they can fill it up too.

So like an asshole you decided to park your car near the pump, then go inside to buy a candy bar and a bottle of water then tell the clerk how much fuel you wanted.

Jesus fucking christ man, you do things backwards.

>making white people who are downtrodden enough to be stuck doing shitskin slave labor, do extra math to make sure you arent shorting them, because you dont want to be inconvenienced by change

give them a break you fucking nigger, doing jobs like that, you literally can barely get by, they may have had a second job and were exhausted from that

When you only work 4 hour work days and your whole country is on welfare, you have to save for luxuries like food.

Thats not tea, its your husbands cum in a cup.

but you're not

you're just the shabbos lifting the dick of the creditor

Nah. The shitskins want to inherit our lands, they can inherit our debts too. Good luck getting Juan and Tyrone to pay up though.

Greeks are notorious for just not paying taxes. The government is always underfunded as there are literal towns which haven't paid tax for 20 years. Plus, Greeks used to retire between 50 and 55 up until recently, which is ridiculous.

American born in Greece. The only Greeks who figured out how economics works were the ones who came to the states, and they still kept up the tradition of tax evasion here. Half the Greeks with small businesses I know have been audited several times, some are in jail.

>What is the Fed

The secret to beat the debt Jew is to max out your credit cards and tell the Jew to fuck off then dispute everything on your credit record over and over again until.it comes off.

t.previous fast food proprietor From 1987 -2007 .
The crop of vegetables that are being raised over the past 30-40 years is frightening. I employed some of the best & brightest students from local regional highschool. I used to feel sad about how "STUPID" these kids were. Now im just angry. Their PARENTS failed them as children by being too preoccupied with their "Its all about ME" syndrome and the school system spent 12 years indoctrinating them into SJW Lib nuts INSTEAD of actually educating them.
Pffft. Making change wasnt even in the top OMG scenerios.
Actual 17 yr old female making egg salad , " Uhm what do i do with the pits ? "
What? Pits?
"Yah that yellow thing in the middle of the boiled eggs, throw it in trash with shells?
OMG!!! Very sad jpeg..

An angry indebted ass pirate.
Stay weak greaseball

You shouldn't jew the jews goy. You will die if they figure out you figured out the system.

I was mainly in shit parts of South and East LA, everywhere required me to go into the shop first before fuelling. I just assumed it was due to the amount of thieving spics and nigs

They don't teach kids many things, especially not practical skills. That said it's necessarily a problem of math, but of not understanding that you, probably the only person who's paid with cash all day, wants exact change. It's even more perplexing that you actually carry around spare change instead of throwing it in the change jar at home or the donations for the kids bin.

tldr is that no one does this shit anymore and cashiers aren't prepared for it and don't understand your intention immediately, the younger ones may never have seen anyone do it at ALL.

>Why don't they teach kid how to handle money anymore?
Gotta make more room to spend every day teaching them about slavery, civil rights, and the Shoah.

It's all so tiresome. I've tried to wrap my mind around this alot, thinking "Is it indoctrination? Is it nefarious deeds?" Well those play a very minor role in the reality. And that reality is that adults now are just large children. Large retarded children who never learned how things work. I'd prefer if it was nefarious shit or indoctrination entirely because that can be fixed with clear cut solutions.
What can't be fixed is teaching a 26 year old addition. Nobody has time for that shit.

Except he's fucking right you tech illiterate double digit iq mouth breather

You are correct. Back in the 90's when I was still a kid but old enough to remember, my father or mother would park, fill the tank, and walk inside to pay.

When my city began getting inundated with niggers and spics you had to go inside, slide the money under the glass and then pump.

Blame niggers.

Lol. Nigger if they can't count then they need to be turned into biofuel.

That concept is pretty foreign to me. Over here in dodgy areas you have to pre pay fuel but you can do it at the pump.

My Family members here are way past 50/55 and they're still working. Lots of government appointees however... they get to retire with their benefits. That's some of the corruption I was talking about in previous posts.

The tax evasion is just like in any other country. It may be more complex, and it certainly contributed to the debt crisis, but the government relying on 3% or less market loans to stay afloat, an underdeveloped, heavily agrarian economy that had no business being in the euro zone to begin with and government corruption and cronyism is far more disastrous to the economy then grey market bartering and jew level rules lawyering on an individual level to avoid taxes.

Ironically the traditional family structure and small business nature of the Greek Economy (As in its underdeveloped nature, why Greece shouldn't have been allowed in the Euro Zone) helped keep most Greeks from suffering *too* much during the crisis. It could have been and it could still be far worse.

With cash? How? Either a card or an attendant unless you guys have figured out a way to send cash inside without leaving the pump.

The best part is when I get a letter from a company telling me they bought my debt... Uhh... You just paid my debt... Thanks?

ok this is autistic

You're embarrassingly stupid and made a non-argument.

Yes with cash, you just insert coins and notes like you would a vending machine.

How is this difficult to implement?

My mother went through a phase of egg whites only for some vapid health reason. She convinced her grandaughter that the yolk was posion. Its not difficult to imagine the same sort of thing happened here. Women get all sorts of stupid ideas from people they trust and when they trust someone it bypasses even their desire to think. There is no need to condemn the girl for behaving like a female.

So like an ATM? Neat. Probably not very cost effective for most gas stations to overhaul everything.

I completely agree Greece should never have been in the euro, I holidayed on the islands using both drachma and later euro, and you could tell the difference over the years.

If a girl cant do math I know I can trick them into putting seed in them. This is how the white race will live on. It will not be pretty but I purposefully try to impregnate every single white woman who works at walmart Mcdonalds etc just so my dna moves on. I am thankfully employed by my father and both my parents have given me a successful life so this is my plan I developed hopefully some of my white privilege lives on. Ironically this plan is adopted from the negros but it is the only way to win with numbers and it does leave the offspring without a father but I figure it will make them tough and I keep tabs on some of them (the best of the stock). I tell some I am wearing the condom, some I say I will pull out but I assure you every single load for the past decade has been creampie and I have the resources to keep myself insulted and moving around while keeping 0 contact with the vessels (girls who take my seed that I have no interest in the offspring).I keep a close circle of baby momma friends who I watch my seed grow from a distance but there is always another male father figure I allow and encourage to raise my child because free resources. Once the child is in the womb my job is done and I can consume my own resources while being responsible for no one else. Nature is beautiful.

What is the rest of Jow Forums doing to further the white race?

>$400,000,000
You mean 400,000 which he actually donated away.

>Chinese man are smart!
>Expects a dog to pull a grown man.
ok

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I think gas stations should have slot machines at the pumps so I can play while I wait for my gas to pump.

>had enough money to pay total amount.
>chose to take 0.02 anyway, because "i don't want coins"
>totally reasonable

Jesus, is that really how it works? like i can basically just guarantee myself a discount every time i use the store? because "that is the very reason they have them."

I thought it was for when you come up short of the total, you take a penny when needed, and put a penny back when not.

i really don't know becasue we don't generally have them here. Working in retail in my younger years, we did have a jar for coins that had been dropped in store etc, but generally that would be used at the business discretion. (usually to balance a cash-up from a busy day)

The real question is why you would use coins which are a thousand times more inconvenient.

You should work at a gas station you would probably fit in with an answer like this

Why do you keep making these threads op? You just change the story but it's always the same shit

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>half the time someone does this they're trying to scam the cashier
This. Quick change scams are super common