That mid 30s boomer that lost his virginity in his mids 20s and married one of the first women to give him attention...

What are you missing from the full package?
>IQ too low for abstract humour

>IQ too low for abstract humour
I can't help it that both of my parents were Anglos.

Zoomer faggot, no one asked you

im 36, i didnt lose my virginity until i was 24 to a hooker. ive never gotten married or had children. i have a very good paying job and saved a lot of money and have a nice car. i do get hookers from time to time.

>happy grandpa
your children will grow up to hate you or be bored with you, and your childrens children will grow up to hate you and get bored with you.

Sounds like a shitty existence that you constantly try to justify because you're insecure about it.

probably

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>30yo boomer Wojak now has a vape habit AND an energy drink habit
Is the 30yo boomer an iraq war vet?

lol this is probably like 2/3 of all men here in clapistan.

>Meme sponsored by Monster Energy Drink (tm)

Why are we calling 30yr olds 'boomers'?

They are Millennials, the children of 'boomers'. We must not let them shed their legacy so easily. They are Obama's kids, and may be the only legacy the first black president has left.

KeK god damn

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I'm 37, lost my V at 18 but didn't hit my stride till I was in my twenties. Pulled loads of birds then settled down with a a wife and had a couple of kids. Life's good mates.

Socks with sandals is so comfy. Stay mad haters

i wonder if my threads get hidden. i tried a few times bringing up different topics and get no replies while the same thread get reposted every single day and its SSDD

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At least he lost his v card. I still havent gotten that far yet. I think i might head out to vegas for a week and just pay a hooker to take it from me.

Sounds like me.
Except I didn't marry a party girl, we dated for years first, and recently celebrated our 12th anniversary. 2 anglo as fuck kids too.
Its only inevitable if you're retarded.

forced meme, now everyone is supposed to gank up at you and tell you that you dont get it. This is boomer ""humor"" thinking it will save them from the final boomer solution.

t. 30 year old millenial

24, Im just here cause I searched for mgtow not because I searched 30 year old

>that 30 year old boomer that never lost his virginity and is living a life of complete solitude and is also me

NIGGAS IFFY UH BABY GETS THE STIFFY UH

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they are using the same shaming tactics they used to take down a lot of the big internet forums almost a decade ago. if you have any bad-goy thoughts youre just sperging out and taking things too seriously.
they operate in the same way 'mean girl' characters in crappy 90's highschool dramas because media consumption is the only thing most leftists can understand

literally my parents except they arent divorced ... yet

i hope you know the meme quality is the reason everyone is leaving Jow Forums you successfully turned the board into reddit with your dumb as fuck low energy forced meme
shill or not that was a really good job

>virginity shaming
>monogamy shaming
>pro divorce
>pro multiple sex partners

Lurk more you fucking shill

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Early GenX Happy Grandpa reporting in.
Lost my virginity way too early, wish I would have saved it for my wife.
Married at 21, had 5 kids.
Very fulfilling Life that just keeps giving.
Next Grandkid is on the way.

Hey, I'm 29, lost my virginity at 23, and I figure as soon as I'm done with grad school I should get on a fulfilling career and find a pretty wife... what do?

what's your job and what does it pay?

lmfao @ this utter faggot

if you're not fucking as many women you're attracted to as you can, you wasted your life

>implying women dont divorce and intentionally ruin the lives of any and every kind of man

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sips*

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Find a good church. Dogma is unimportant.
A church with lots of activities to keep your wife busy while you are working.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.

>Find a good church.
church is for low IQ faggots

honestly i dont see those two combined that much. the energy drink is perfect 30 yr old boomerism but the vape doesnt really fit

Pardon me, Sir, (you)re I.Q. is showing.

>Fucks hand
>doesn't pass on genes
>gets pills and an abomination hole scraped into body.
>still alone
>takes a 12ga aspirin.

boomer genocide when?

Lol, being this new.

Let me tell you kid, there is nothing to be found at the bottom of all that pussy, I been there.

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b-but this jewish forced meme is supposed to shame you!

church is a crutch for unironic and literal LOSERS who are looking for low-hanging fruit so they go to the local brainwashing facility where they can find some born-again skank who will cheat on him when she forgets to fill her antipsychotic prescription one ay

you're a literal virgin. broke and ugly. you're talking to ME about passing on genes, as if you're not gonna eventually get a girl pregnant the more you fuck. kill yourself you desperate motherfucker

>paying hundreds of dollars to a disease infested drug addict to have awkward bad sex and learn how much porn has overglorified sex in your twisted mind
You won't regret it!

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>t. dude who's fucked maybe 5 girls, max, his entire life

WOah... did you come up with these opinions on your own

You have issues, buddy. Seek therapy.

Look at this outrageous faggot, is Jow Forums really going to let this faggot push degenercy like some kind of a Jew?

There is no good thing to come out of casual sex with many partners, if you don’t know that yet... LURK MORE NEWFAG.

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>posts his retarded president who is literally the embodiment of everything i'm talking about

grab em by the pussy, chief. fucking loser

its called a condom dude.

>Trying this hard

Kek nigger you aren’t the first kid to stumble one gash, less talking more learning

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Literally just came in off my tractor from mowing the grass. Drinking a Monster Java and having a smoke right now.
I got totally monged by a 60 year old boomer too. I was mowing near the road (50mph road) shooting gravel and detritus all passing cars watching them swerve to avoid it. Really enjoying myself (I'm insufferable faggot). This fucking 60 year old boomer comes down the road on a giant farm tractor doing 12 mph with a half mile of traffic lined up behind him. I literally watched people punching their steering wheels making the pink wojack face.
It was glorious.

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Ok communist

does anyone ever stop to think about why mgtows keep talking about women non stop yet say they want nothing to do with them

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lol he's backtracking now

i honestly can't believe you posted trump, of all people--the guy who fucks so many hookers that it might cost him his presidency--while talking to me about "degeneracy. you're a fucking fedora.

faggot

>getting herpes around your cock instead of on your cock
Sounds like you've got it all figured out

more like these are the only people who talk like that about women when they do and therefore its all you focus on when they talk.

unless you're fucking somebody with open, oozing sores you're not getting herpes. fedora faggot

this is 100% correct

yeah suuuurrrrree buddy

take it or leave it lol

>putting a piece of plastic around your dick and pretending to fuck
yeah, that makes you cool lol

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I actually bought that shit to see how it tastes like and its fucking disgusting, how can these boomers drink this garbage?

>implying you're not currently raging inside at your inability to find a gf