>Sitting around in a giant pool of your own blood piss and shit
>bringing kids into absolute filth
Why is it okay to be glorified everywhere as the best way to give birthday nowadays keep seeing this on FB even some old friends are opting for it what the fuck is going on???!
t. brainlet
It’s an issue that is so fucking obscure that you must be a shill posting about it
Because its easier and cleaner than sitting on a bed.
If you think it's dirty then I know for a fact you haven't seen a live birth. Blood, some piss and shit, on dozens of towels along with other fluids. In the pool, you come out more or less quite clean.
Also, the position the mother is in makes it easier to push as gravity will help and the babies own weigh will not work against the push.
Seriously, the state of /pol nowadays.
>oh yeah because childbirth is such a clean process anyways
are you 12?
>bringing kids into absolute filth
>Implying this existence is clean and beautiful
>virgin who's never seen a live birth feels the need to comment on them
Go back to your board, robot.
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You're born between shit and piss
the world is shit
No one gets out of here alive
have fun fellow confed
This
yeah you're totally right
you know what's cool?
a good old private hospital, a jewish doctor and mandatory circumcision, fuck yeah my dude !
It's very natural considering babies gestate in water. How dumb are you? Watch the business of giving birth you fat alabaman
it builds immunity and a healthy microbiome
enjoy your autistic kid with celiac's disease and 50 allergies
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FUCK THE JUICE
>builds immunity
by exposing a literal newborn to a toxic environment
>your child will get celiac's disease/allergies otherwise
celiac's disease is mostly genetic and I have no idea how allergy prevention would occur as a result of waterbirth
is correct about the actual reasons why waterbirth isn't a bad option.
We know, OP, we know.
>St. Augustine of Hippo — 'Inter faeces et urinam nascimur. (We are born between shit and piss.)'
>this entire thread
>is Jow Forums full of middle aged single mom roasties??
Having seen bed births, water births and c-sections, I can tell you that water births are a great idea. They're cleaner, make it easier to birth the child (because you're working with gravity instead of against it like in a bed) and they help clean the mess off the baby which is actually really important.
I remember watching a c-section where the baby immediately took a giant liquid shit all over the mother's insides. Disgusting.
>cleaner
enjoy your aspiration pneumonia, you no-nothing fucking hippie
>wtf is wrong with you people having general knowledge on shit and stuff
fuck off nu/pol/
This.
It's just a gimmick.
If a Doctor or experienced nurse is there, It is not likely to hurt the child.
mothers can feel like they're doing something special for their child. and probably is less embarrassing for the mother.
I don't see whats so bad. In any case a c-section wold be the better option but this isn't much worse than natural birth.
A C-section isn't the better option, it's literally the last resort.
The baby can drown and die. How does it breathe in water births?
The baby is already in absolute filth. Part of the contents of the womb include feces from the baby. So they're already swimming in shit.
You wanna know what's REALLY fucked up? There's poop inside of you. RIGHT. NOW.
>birthing into water
>grants magic powers
Women are too retarded to survive
babies have a natural diving reflex that makes them hold their breath under water.
Are stupid are you? It is LIVING IN WATER for 9 months. They obviously pull it out. Watch a water birth video.
Babies lungs are filled with amniotic fluid in the womb until birth and thus recieve oxygen through the umbilical cord until they are lifted out of the water and it is cut. That plus the temperature change from the womb to the external environment triggers them to begin breathing.
babies pick up a ton of bacteria when they are birthed and it's necessary and healthy for them. C-section babies do not pick up the vagina germs and they have higher rates of asthma, immune disease, leukemia, and other diseases because of it.
good explanation
op is a faggot
at what point does the newborn begin to use its lungs? Is drowning a concern? Is it a safe environment for a newborn?
so what are the tiers of ways of giving birth?
so far:
water/regular
-power gap-
c-section
-power gap-
that artificial womb with the goat thing
anything else?
This. I'm neither against or for it. But OP is retarded as fuck if he thinks hospitals are actually sterile environments.
>no-nothing
The irony
Do you think children are breathing when they are born? Do you know the actual reason for the upside down baby butt slap?
Show your Jew flag, pls.
They have mucus plugs in their nose as well that are removed after birth, usually with suction or the old upside down butt slap. This causes them to cough up the liquid in the lungs and begin breathing.
Water helps with baptism process and opens the vagina lubricants by moistening the soft spongy tissue to prevent death by bleeding out in medieval medical tents at a carnival fair. The show must go on and shall carry the fire of the olympic spirit across oceans and beyond borders of perception (you) barely even fathom.
If only you knew whom you are speaking to. You should respect my authoritahy.
No trying to catch the fucking kid, and it holds its breath till you bring it out of the water anyway.