HAPPENING: RICH TECHIES WILL LIVE FOREVER

>preventing gray hair and balding are now the main priorities in genetic research
Prolonging erections is next.

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wrong, when all things are beautiful, beauty abounds and the necessary idea of it's opposite becomes rare and less imposing.

This is read from bottom panel to up

Why did you summon this? LOL youtube.com/watch?v=7OVoxyo4vyI

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I can't wait to have my chad permanent 12" erection

then vagina regeneration

Prepare for really really impressive alzheimers and cancer.

>Rich techies
Heh heh, yes they will be the ones who will live forever goy-I mean guy

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those are some ugly mice

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archive.fo/xAIAF

last link broke
archive.fo/in0if

jesus, archive keeps breaking and 4chins wont let me post the link.

just search for the title 'Reversing wrinkled skin and hair loss in mice by restoring mitochondrial function' in google scholar or something if you want the article

Reminder that they induced old-age-like symptoms by introducing a mitochondrial genetic defect to the mouse, then removed it again to show that the mouse went back to normal.

The mice weren't really old. Old age isn't a mitochondrial defect. We can't cure old age.

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Underrated

I say 'terminate' their usefulness before they get cocky

there is probably nothing gayer than clinging to life like a little bitch. nerds need to be culled

>clinging to life like a little bitch

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kek cry more nigger

no, dolphin vaginas on women.

>they have an ability to grip like a hand and jack you, have a suction sealing ability, and create a substance that allows male dolphins to be replenished so they can orgasm over and over and over

they're also sexy as fuck, unironically

If this works you won't be 'clinging' to life but instead living a vigorous healthy life. I wonder how long before they start going insane though.

Can we cure mitochondrial defects?

speaking as a proud Canadian though while women should have dolphin vaginas with the griping power of an industrial vacuum, men should have big dog dicks that can knot and be sucked dry for hours hahahahaha

Why did they evolve to have sexier vaginas than humans?

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Yeah, there's no way anyone besides a Rothschild will ever be able to afford age-reversal treatment.

Like mana from heaven, utterly priceless.

Shit shopping is shit

Jesus said manna was bullshit and it couldn't save your soul or give you immortality, much like this mouse goop

I think stopping 30 year old boomers is a good thing.
>implying the Jews aren't funding this

I can find the post I saved, but some dude from /b/ fucked a dolphin and it ripped the head his dick off because it wouldn't let go and he was drowning

fucking in the ocean is really really hard, male dolphin dicks are like a tentacle arm and they ejaculate with enough force to shred your guts

when humans were more ape like we used to have dicks covered in spines and lumps to both make the woman orgasm hard and to make unmounting hard, because rape was our main mating strategy of breeding

I hope so. Imagine being almost rich enough to live for ever but not while your dipshit friends and worst enemies get to

This has jack shit to do with immortality it's about avoiding the aging population problem that is neutering Japan and will do the same to the west.

i remember this
not sure it's a good idea to give that power to women

This how Hitler is 25 years old and living in Antarctica.

a male dolphin dick could choke and break her neck

>when everyone is tall, no-one is
>when everyone is smart, no-one is
>when everyone is a nigger, no-one is
>when everyone survives cancer, no-one does

this is you

The first one is true though

c60 fullerene rat experiment has not been replicated

>when everyone is 6 foot, no-one is
retard

First two are correct because they are relative terms.

It's the Meaning of Life the Universe and Everything!

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>that switch from tall to "6-foot"
If everyone is 6-foot, then 6-foot isn't tall anymore, it's average.
Quit moving the goalpost, you retarded manlet.

>grey hair
already solved with hair-coloring
>balding
already solved with Minoxidil and Finasteride
>erections
solved with Viagra

I'm not sure why much further research would be required here.

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NO WAY

Are you retarded? Zionists control the world's Governments, their militaries, and the economy of Nations. All of this tech is not for our benefit but theirs. You and I are absolute nobodies to them. Why would they keep the billions of nobodies around? They wouldn't. Zionists are setting up their chess pieces of checkmate.

kek

You are literally retarded.

This.

>changes 'tall' to '6 foot'

Retardation confirmed. Fucking kek.

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10/10

lol

"breakthrough treatment in mice shows...."

"experimental peptide injection completely cures cancer in mice"

"rare bacteria in oranges abolishes HIV in just 3 hours in mice"

"shocking discovery in PTSD uncovers a potential for immortality in mice"

yawn...

wake me up when they get results in double blind placebo controlled human study

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You know those Boomers above you who never seem to retire? Well they're not going to retire... ever.

I just hope I get to die before eternal life becomes part of the public health care.

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>6 foot
>tall
manlet detected

Not if you ask the British government. They'll even deny you the right to move your kid overseas to treat mitochondrial defects.

Which is fucking weird because the mgs recognises and treats it. But only sometimes
The same thing happened to some children in one of your famous hospitals. They got removed into care because they had mitochondrial disease

The whole thing is a cover up. Anything to do with chronic fatigue is. The files about ME/cfs from the 1980s in the UK are partially sealed for 75 years. Fucking why?

Whats the matter user, don't you wanna work forever?

Pic related. Replace "walmart" with "modified" and/or "transhuman" and/or "A.G.I".
What year is the expansion going to happen (and happen semirenewed every day consecutively after due to new updates and/or upgrades and/or models)?
Perhaps it already has...

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We cyberpunk dystopia now. Better get your affairs in order right now if you don't want to be a wageslave, chummer.

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This is why I still come here

What would you do with eternal life if you had to do it alone?

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whats funny is normies think this tech will be made free for everyone to live forever lol. just like they think everyone is going to live on mars.

what's really going to happen is the elites will genetically engineer themselves to live anywhere and forever to become literal gods.

It's only a matter of time before it's possible.But it will only be available for the rich. Even if it was as as simple as eating a potato a day it'd still be only available for the rich.

Although all things considered if it was available procreation would have to be restricted otherwise you'd have massive overpopulation in a few years.

For all you retards who can't read the actual paper, heres a summary

>need model to study mitochondrial diseases
>create mutant rat such that mitochondria can be turned on and off at a whim
>mitochondrially depleted rats had fucked up hair and skin
>defects when away when mitochondria were restored

That's literally it. The whole thing is a big nothing burger, although useful to the further study of mitochondrial diseases.

>nothing burger
>aging can be completely reversed
pick one

thats how idiocracy started

Live on thinking of her, improving myself and just exploring. Her memory would keep me going, even if it'd be hard.

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What if they're the real kikes

>reversing aging
>anything to do with this paper

The mitochondria were first fucked with, then restored thanks to previous genetic manipulation. Exposure to doxycycline turned on the new genes which suppressed normal mitochondria. When the doxycycline was removed, the mitochondria were restored and the phenotype became similar to not-fucked with mice. There is nothing special or new about inducible mutations, they have a long history in Biochemistry.

The mutant mice were the same as their age-matched counterparts: they didn't become magically younger than them after the doxycycline was removed and the mitochondria restored themselves.

Hi schlomo, soon enough nobody will need to buy your products anymore

Exactly..
I can't believe people fall for this everytime and go on the "dah rich will live forever and us poor folk will die shit"..
Another fake news shit story to get the normie retards to fund more "science" so that a bunch of state funded scientists can pay for next years "research"..
They don't want to fix or solve anything. That would mean they don't get free money to "study" said issue.
Dumb niggers.

Now you have taken it too far the other way. It is useful in the study of mitochondrial diseases. More can be learned by inducing the lack of mitochondria at various times, or seeing what compounds help change the underlying pathology. Its a useful tool for finding new treatments for a set of specific conditions, thats it.

Techies aren't mice. Prove me wrong. PRO TIP: you can't

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based mousekind

m.youtube.com/watch?v=41Vli6Fnj1E

wow all Slavs look alike what a surprise

>but some dude from /b/ fucked a dolphin and it ripped the head his dick off because it wouldn't let go and he was drowning
Bumping for interest.

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kek'd but didn't check'd. Better luck with the sequence of digits next time.

The future is soon my kids going to be genetically modified

you ain't that rich