Hurr durr jews

>hurr durr jews

If you really believe that jews run the world, then why don't you just join them?

All you have to do is talk to a rabbi, remember some rules like eating cheeseburgers are haram, chop off your foreskin and learn Hebrew to get some bonus points. i've chopped off my own foreskin because i had phimosis and my dick still work perfectly fine except it takes longer to ejaculate. also, learning hebrew can't be that hard considering black persons of colour from ethiopia manage it perfectly well

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Can't tell if IDF or shitpost

neither, i can post my cut dick on passport for proof, but that will get me banned

It’s true, I converted to Judaism and was given a huge bag of money by my Rabbi

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I hope Iran will nuke Israel

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Jews are alright people, they're just smart as fuck as some people on here confuse that for, I don't know, conspiratorial consequence or personal ethnic vengeance.

Also Mossad is based, the IDF is great and Khazars were good people.

Actually 16% of all Jews are first generation converts. Not bad for a religion that doesn't even advertise conversion.

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t.abdul

>Khazars were good people.
Yes the more I learn about Khazars the more I realize they were based as fuck. Poor guys got drop kicked by the Christians and Muslims at the same time.

>thinking converts are real Jews

It's pretty obvious you're a gentile

Converts are real Jews. They just can't become priests. They can become rabbis though.

>then why don't you just join them?
It's something kikes wouldn't understand, we call it integrity

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Both. They're sliding the hph threads like mad today. Obviously they're shitting themselves.

This is the true redpill.

>Converts are real Jews

No they really aren't, they are LARPers

>why don't you just join them?
Because God is real and all Jews will burn in hell for eternity alongside many many many others.

Stop using my flag you IDF shill!

Jews have been converting people since ancient times. Moses's wife was a convert. The Israelite Hasmonean dynasty would regularly invade its neighbors and let them pick between Judaism or death. Jewish evangelists would preach to Punics as an alternative to Hellenism.

orthodox conversion takes years and lots of Torah study, participation, time etc.

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Fuck off kike

>If you really believe that jews run the world, then why don't you just join them?
If we wanted to join people who are destroying everything holy we wouldn't be on Jow Forums.

And slave owners converted their slaves to Christianity, still didn't view them as humans

I unironically would at this point

This.

>literally surrendering to someone who wants to destroy the european races and cultures
not today kike

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You goyim keep repeating this but it is utter bullshit. Converts are absolutely necessary for the survival of Jewry. Jews welcome sincere converts who can prove they have the intellectualism and kvel to join the tribe.

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