*crack*
*crack*
*SSIIIIIIIIIPPPPP*
Ahhhhh.
Yup.
Reminder that anti boomer posting is a CIA nigger psyop
Qanon shit is waking up loads of boomers and they're trying to stop it by shaming and ridiculing them.
That's not a sip, dumbass.
>unironically drinking low carb monster right now.
"AHHHHHH~"
>*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*
Amp is better
*snap!
Yep, that's going into my CUMpilation folder!
Im 44. It’s not working
*blocks your path*
Daily reminder that the monster logo is the hebrew letter vav which is also the number 6 repeated 3 times (666).
>unleash the beast!
>unironically
>2018
>Still using that stupid word
What are you, a parrot!?
Go back to your cave
Wanna come over and watch the ball game, chief? The old lady’s out shopping and I’ve got some ice cold monsters in the cooler.
*report*
Sounds like a good time
God i wish that was me
Sounds fantastic brother I’m on my way.
hahahahah
moot
I heard Monster energy drinks sales have been BOOMing!!!
>this is considered a meme
>mfw the best i can ever hope for in life is a 2 bed sardine tin with no garden, no parking and no weekends off till i die paying for it
ha ha if i stop laughing i might hang my self ha ha
Stay strong, man.
Sucks to be a europoor I guess. Everyone owns a house in America.
Where else would I put all my Monster?
>Mods getting that sweet Monster cash
Must be nice
based
Nice try, jew.
End yourself
They ban me for pic related, but let me
*crack*
Plebs
>Monster thread again
Sage & Drink coffe like every other sleepless bastard.
Strawberry zoomers need to leave
*CCHHCCCCCCCCCHKKKKKKKKKKK*
*POP*
SSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
*smacks lips*
Ahhhh... yeap.
I hate this. I am supposed to be a redbull fag but you faggots have literally memed my brain into wanting monster. Not even kidding. And I'm almost 40.
>Wanting any of these cancer causing drinks
White one sucks balls. I want my money back, but rehab lemonade ice tea is a great summer drink especially here where's it's gonna reach 115f
What, by portraying them as kinda cool guys who drink energy drinks, have lots of money, and BTFO the wage cucks?
I'm gonna reiterate the white one taste like fucking cancer
I think I have ptsd
Nothing is gonna stop me from buying pic related when I go to Walmart on Wednesday nights.
*CCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK*
*POP*
S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P P
cooler than you are, buster.
*Backhands it, and sends it flying*
Man get that trash out of my face
You need to step your game up.
heart attack will
I'm not getting this. Are you implying the 30yob is gonna take down moloch? It also implies that gods are born which is questionable at best.
Nigger it's hot. You need to pour some of this over ice
Forgot pic
*buys moloch's temple and rents it out to hipster students
Where did this monster meme come from? Out of the loop fag here
Who knows it doesn't have to make sense
Some speculate Monster Meme Labs Inc
viral marketing
Molech is a fallen angel. Created by God making it roughly 6000
Our love of Monster
lost it
If you like that, I highly suggest you try bang (George peach tea) it’s better then monster Rehab IMO and I’m a huge fan of the rehab line. I drink 1-2 a day
>just keep sipping, just keep sipping, just keep sipping, sipping, sipping!
right on brother lets go fishing afterwards i have unironically purchased a boat cash since i am not an indebted zoomer who studied feminisn at university. praise trump and AC/DC
GUYS STOP WITH THE STUPID MONSTER MEMES. SHIT JUST GOT REAL
CODE RED NOT A DRILL
CODE RED NOT A DRILL
CODE RED NOT A DRILL
CODE RED NOT A DRILL
GET IN HERE NOW